Can we come up with a comprehensive list of bits tit came up with all by himself?

11  2016-10-19 by JoeCumiaSr

-Stomping on a homeless mans cake

-Smashing a mentally ill homeless womens guitar

-The gay off

-Ketchup tasting contest

-Annoying people in an elevator at work and recording it

-Burping into the microphone

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Constantly saying "thats the brilliance of me", nasally laughing at his own shit jokes, being overly mean and unfunny to staff, mispronouncing words and greggshells.

"X from Y says great line by Ope that no one noticed"

"tearing down fourth wall". One time I swear he said third wall...

has he really said "that's the brilliance of me"?

Numerous times, its enraging. Just got through an episode from feb 2008, he talks about wanting to smear baby shit on his face/moustache then says "but only today, theres an hour and a half left, thats the brilliance of me, nobody will have time to get here". Then repeats said line a few more times.

He planned that "eating animal testicles" bit/contest for a day that he was out and the boys had to go through with it anyway. They were shitting on how hacky the bit was the whole time and had an "of course" attitude when they found out it was Opie's idea.

Remember when he would throw his Islanders tickets away.

"Making it rain" one dollar bills in NYC.

this is gonna be a vurry special year... That's among the top 5 "Opie is a fag" moments.

give yourself a bell

Spoiling the ends of books and movies the day of their release

This is such an Opie move. Devoid of any wit, canniness and more importantly humor.

shitting on beach

All you fuckin HATERS don't want to acknowledge that OPIE came up with the best bit on the whole FAWKIN show!

UHHHHHHH TWITTER VOICE UHHHHHHHHHH

Stepping all over Ant's and Jimmy's jokes.

Ripping off Stalker Patty's wig and sending her deeper down the rabbit hole of self-hatred and arrested development (i.e. making her an Opie with smaller tits).

Letting a skateboarder plant a seed in his wife and then raising the offspring as his own.

bra bombing

Acting like he helped and supported God Smack in their early days while also bragging how he threw their demo cd from a bridge.

after getting fired from mornings every call he takes the first thing callers say how great and love the show

Me:

Taking the radio war wth R&F &ESD far too seriously

Adam Walsh and Ice Cube

Come on, he did bring in some pre-toasted bread and put it in a microwave ON AIR!!

Although it was pretty damn funny when "Opie" brought in the chip supercut from that audiobook about Apple. But only funny because of what Jim did with it, not what Opie was hoping to get out of it.

Harry Headjob.

wearing same clothes not washing them and they stunk like just like the bit

  • Smashing a pinball machine.

Gregg "Opie" Hughes cites Brother Weeze and Gallagher as biggest influences.

Not buttoning his jeans.

Throw stuff at people. He has to get mean again if he wants any traction now. Classic damaged Opie is best, Tefft the rest.

piss socks

Baby diaper mustache

Hughes was able to develop his style further by performing more outrageous bits, like broadcasting from the roof of the station's building and interviewing passers by on the street

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Acting like he helped and supported God Smack in their early days while also bragging how he threw their demo cd from a bridge.

Dixie cup challenge was a classic.

Bra bombing

his shitty taste in music

Roach breakfast

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He threw poker chips at a middle aged woman.

Also stopping every funny bit to "reset"

WOW

O-zone Midget Sighting

Trying to start the catch phrase "Big boy brought the big bat today!" upon making a joke.

Fez's from Around the World

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Cinco de mayo

To his credit, he came up with slave girl

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He literally came up with nothing that a spoiled five year old boy wouldn't do on any day.

Cleaning Bam's cum out of his wife's twat.

Boiled animal balls, than tasty animal balls

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