Opie's Lifeline: He needs to viciously attack this ogre daily in a cold hearted way.

1  2016-10-19 by unclepaul84

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I'm guessing this photo was taken June 2006 because that's when the Oilers were in the playoffs against the Hurricanes.

Ugh. Him and his topical shirts.

He wears shirst of teams that are having a good season in the hopes of meeting a fan of that team who is excited about his teams success and somehow ends up hugging Roland. Roland will then try to grope him and home he is a queer who likes big fat messes. Then he goes and eats his rejection away.

Sounds about right.

He would make great goalie try to get a donut past him