I think I hate her more than Opie....

27  2016-10-19 by WhiskeynPeanutbutter

56 comments

It's funny that she's essentially given up telling jokes since firing Metzger

Yep. She lost Jeselnik and Metzger and now she's an unironic pundit that hasn't read a book in her life.

So menus aren't books all of a sudden?

she doesn't read it, just takes a quick look and says "i'll take it!!"

She hands the menu back and says, "Yes."

You mean ironic.

no he doesn't you fucking illiterate.

I hate this sanctimonious fat cow. I've been tricked into voting Trump because I'm poor and stupid, right Amy? Fucking big headed big weighing entitled cunt.

I wish I was an enlightened know it all comedian. I'm not worthy! I only work for a fucking living and put food on the table for my son by working 40-60 hour weeks. If only I could shoplift and get away with it because of my rich and influential family and then tell stolen jokes and be fat and make millions and be better than everyone else and vote for Hillary 'totally not corrupt' Clinton

Yeah a regular working stiff with your lunch pail and container of coffee. Let the big muckety mucks work it out.

Leave that white collar talk to the guys upstairs. That's what I always say! This sidewalk ain't gonna build itself, is it?

Ya know when I get home all I want is a hot cup of coffee and fist my wife's asshole with anger, what do I know...

Why would you want a cup of coffee after work sir?

It's decaf.

fawkin double brews cock sucka

Hahaha good on MSN for choosing such an unflattering picture

Unfattening

it's not like they have a wealth of good pictures to choose from

Fuck her. When will celebrities get that we don't want them telling us to who to vote for? Again fuck her. MAGA

She's just a mouthpiece for her piece of shit democrat Senator uncle.

This cow never had any talent, she was a (((media))) fabrication forced on everyone as a funny comic.

Any time one of these clowns become successful they go full commie political agents.

Rich white people are evil, poor white people are stupid. There's no winning with this unmensch

That sounds like a pretty Yiddish expression...

Face it, guys- women are funny.

Get over it.

My vagina!

Brave too. So brave.

I like how they need to explain to their readers that it's sarcasm.

Fuck that unfunny Cabbage Patch Kid looking cunt.

TRIGGERED

Literally Hitler.

They didn't walk out because they disagreed with her. They walked out because they paid money to hear comedy, not a political rally

She's such a vomit

She's fat, has little buck teeth, and a receding hairline.

In that Tampa video the video is like 100 yards from the stage and blurry and you can see the shine of her Spanx as she tries to humiliate the guy who paid to see her... She's a fucking idiot trying to be fat and hot, it's so weird. If she was funny this wouldn't matter. No one gives a flying FUCK that Roseanne Barr is fat because she's intelligent and hilarious and down to earth and also insane. Amy is a stupid millennial with nothing interesting to say. She continues to prove it with ever project and performance.

The fact that she's an active Hillary supporter is more offensive than anyone willing to vote for Trump just for the fact that "he's not Hillary."

Trumpies is a micro aggression, she is a bigot

ugh she has the worst facial features imaginable. Chubby cheeks, crazy little-girl-from-the-exorcist eyes, pig nose, bugs bunny teeth. She is beyond ugly and actually enraging to look at.

Why do psychopaths shoot up the John Lennons of the world and leave the Amy Schumers standing? Come on you Holden Caulfield motherfuckers.

Don't shoot her, the last thing I need is for this bitch to be a martyr for gun control.

I think everyone assume the diabetes and heart failure will do the job soon enough.

I hope she gets diabetes and gout. Cancer would only make her more "empowering"

They should do a show together: "Piginschitz & Sniffletits' Afternoon Zoo"

Amy is a massive star, I mean she's really big...but her political talk is starting to weigh on me

her mouth sucks

“How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views?”

At your job as a (shitty) jester it's not ok. Do you think it would be okay for me to talk to a Panera customer about the advantages of National Socialism for 5 minutes before handing them their sandwich?

I do not like phony cunts.

She's like an Opie that the mainstream media for some reason cares about and thinks is important.

she's not attractive

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Opie is even more attractive than her. I bet his tits are nicer anyways.

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Pandering for an easy applause break is not the same as telling jokes, sorry Amy.

Why?

She did something that hurt her public image, 200 people left her concert/show. Same as Casey Neistat supporting Hillary, he had I think 100k dislikes? On the video.

You should hate the worms like Opie or Rogan who don't have the balls to say who they're voting or supporting. Jim says trump, so does Ant, you think that doesn't cost Jim some seats at his venues?

All I'm saying is that she shouldn't be hated on for doing that, it was a very atypical move from someone who doesn't like rocking the boat. Also the apology letter was said at MSG, it was a prop-joke, not a real apology. And I'm no way a Schumer fan

She did something that hurt her public image

You're retarded. You're not "rocking the boat" or hurting your public image by supporting Hillary or pushing gun control propaganda. These are the safest opinions out there.

When Hillary wins, I wonder what she will twat around on stage about?

Rape

these days, who has the time!?

Why hate Opie and Rogan for that? Who gives a shit who they're voting for? Amy has no idea what she's talking about yet she constantly announces herself as politically active and shes super vocal about sucking Hillary's cock. She needs to write a fucking joke instead of trying to get a cheap pop from the audience.

Hillary is a female, identifies as a woman, and is not gender fluid. Therefore, she doesn't have a cock.

She's supporting Hillary and bashing Trump BECAUSE she doesn't want to rock the boat. A real surprise would be a millionaire actor saying that they oppose hillary's tax plan.

Leave that white collar talk to the guys upstairs. That's what I always say! This sidewalk ain't gonna build itself, is it?

Ya know when I get home all I want is a hot cup of coffee and fist my wife's asshole with anger, what do I know...

Hillary is a female, identifies as a woman, and is not gender fluid. Therefore, she doesn't have a cock.