Artie is going on Tits' show tomorrow

21  2016-10-19 by joomommyhappy

33 comments

"and oh are we gonna fuck shit up"

Mammary Translation: "Artie's going to take over my show for a few hours and then I'll take all the credit for it!"

And the best question he will come up with is " Did you ever see Howards DICK?"

"oh are we gonna fuck shit up"

Oh fucking yuck.

I wasn't excited until I heard they were going to fuck shit up. Now I'm stoked.

FAWK YEAH!

Opies tits are lactating at the thought of Artie bashing Howard on his show

tbh, so are mine.

He's gonna get those numbers, brotherman!

If Opie had balls he's bash Stern by himself, not bring in a guest to do it for him and take away the responsibility. Once Stern retaliates Opie will just say "Hey I didn't say those things, a former Stern show member did."

Artie is never not funny on the radio.

Artie sleeping on air is funnier than anything Opie has done in 40 years of radio

*Nodding off on air.

Wait until he's one on one with Opie. Unless Opie brings in Chris DeStefano, Bonnie, Rich, Sherrod, Vic, Roland, Stuttering John, Cowhead, the Stangel Brothers and 50 other people.

I'd love to hear Artie and Vos together on the show.

yeah, without Opie.

Nope, I want to hear Artie to trash Stern on Opie's show while he guffaws about how absurd it's getting as the "bit" progresses.

Does Artie know he's doing Opie's show? There was some confusion the last time.

Honestly, who fucking cares who goes on that show?

Opie's Twitter header photos are infuriating. I don't need to see those shitty selfie heads taking up half my monitor.

But the amusing part is, since he's in the middle, the individual tweets block his presence in the picture.

Damn. Not asking management for permission and fucking shit up. Greg is turning into a bad ass in his late 60's.

It's too bad management blackballed Anthony for the past two years, though, right Gregg? Rebel without a brain

"Hey, remember when you were cohost hehehehehehe"

I Love Artie so this is a bummer, but then again Artie is so whacked out on heroin he has no idea about Opie. He just got an invitation and accepted.

I hope he's not late or Tits might need to call Ant's show again.

In case Tits has you blocked, somebody asked when Artie was going to be on, and this is Tits' reply:

"Funny you should ask. @artiequitter will be on thursday and oh are we gonna fuck shit up."

Why is that "funny you should ask?"

The guy is just asking for factual information. There's nothing funny about that.

Funny here means odd, coincidental, or ironic. The phrase could be replaced with "as a matter of fact." I hate Tits too, but you're the retard in this situation.

Hashtag Proud Boys!

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The titmule who asked Opie that must be a member of the Philly Crew

Id rather hear Father Doris on there than Artie. THAT'S the interview we're all waiting on. And of course, the big question: where was he.

I still don't understand the where was he joke. but I do hope Father Doris is killed violently.

It would be hilarious if this springboards into the Opie-Artie show Opie hinted at. And then Anthony is stuck doing Bob Levy-like call ins to Jim and Sam's show and he goes back to trashing Opie once every three months in hopes of generating buzz for Compound Media.

If I want to hear Artie, I'll listen to Artie's podcast.

Cannot imagine why I would want to hear Artie talk to a 50 year old boring father of 2.