Scott Shannon is more likeable than Opie

158  2016-10-19 by Dennyislife

74 comments

Look how far just a little self-awareness goes. Scott Shannon really made the biggest face turn on the show.

He has the biggest face of anyone on the show so that makes sense.

he looks like one of the puppets from Team America.

Imagine the gusts following that face turn

One of the best lines from Anthony during a Jocktobering of Scott and Todd:

"Look at ol' Easter Island Head."

I hate to be a buzzkill but Easter Island Head has been used about 50 times by Jimmy and another 30 or 40 by Ant, for all kinds of different things. It's funny but it's also as overused as slip in a puddle of aids.

Ah fuck it I just downvoted myself. Spoilsport that I am.

Martin Shkreli is more likeable than opie

He posts on /r/wallstreetbets often. He's surprisingly great.

I only take my stock tips from Stock Broker Jimmy

THE DOW IS IRRELEVANT!

I misread that and thought Opie posted on that sub. Some gems would be:

  • "The market is dropping...like hammers."

  • "Buy low, sell high. Noiiice."

  • "It's a bare market." And it's follow up, "It's a typo, fuckface."

  • "I bought a few share of Dell. Just a taste."

I trade a few options, but just a taste.

Invest in men's support garments. Sniff.

Martins an asshole for sure, but the whole price thing only affected insurance companies

And the insurance companies totally don't take shit like that out on us.

He explained it on some youtube video I watched. Basicly, pills are actually a small-ish portion of what insurance companies pay for. This pill is for a VERY small portion of the population. Basicly, its such a small drop in the bucket that no, it doesnt actually affect the regular american consumer.

Like they dont jew us out of anything anyways? pretty sure that the meds are cheap or even free if you dont have insurance.

Whoa, okay, maybe take off about 10% there, chief.

Can't tell if you are being sarcastic because nothing without insurance is cheap.

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Shkreli is genuinely a great guy. His image in the media is mostly the media vilifying and him fucking around for shits and giggles.

Also Shkreli's livestream he runs from his bedroom is way more entertaining of a show than anything Opie is capable of.

Yeah, him playing bad acoustic guitar to teenaged girls is really compelling stuff...

I am not saying i watch that shit regularly. I am comparing it to Opie's "show".

That's the bit.

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shkreli in his line of business much more of success than opie.hes alot younger than tits has more earning potential in future. where opies future is hosting chip tossing contests for khog am radio out in bumblefuck iowa

Elliot Rodger is more likable than Opie.

Opie ain't no supreme gentleman, that's why.

I will tell you what's definitely not supreme-gentleman-ly... Using double negatives.

Elliot Rodger has also contributed more to comedy than Opie.

Good point. His videos are gold.

How dare you mock the most supreme of all gentlemen.

Hahahaha.

Holy shit, that's amazing.

I wanna see the snuff movie.

A fresh steaming pile of dogshit is more likeable than oqie

Was this ever in question? A tree is more likeable than Opie.

There's a pair of tits on my house!

Sup wiener.

Kim Jong Un is more likeable than opie. I just wanna pinch his cheeks.

Also, that pilot who spread aids first.

Flight attendant, they didn't let the homosexual fly the aeroplane during the 1970s. Despite him being a good egg with all the AIDS stuff, he was unfortunately a French-Canadian.

I'd smoke a cigarette in a hospital with him. He'd get a stern talking to, of course.

Steve Bartman is more likeable than Opie.

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Sorry my bad Steve Bartman isn't widely despised.

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Mob mentality is a bitch.

How are you enjoying their new strategy in the playoffs? The strategy where they can't hit shit? Tearing my fucking skin off watching this shit.

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After Game 1 I thought that this team was going to pull wins out of their asses all throughout the series.

Now I'm wondering how the hell they won 103 games.

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Hey go easy on them, it's a rebuilding century.

It doesn't seem like a very good strategy. It didn't work against the Mets last year.

Any kid in the 90's who got sucked into this crap would disagree: https://vimeo.com/159063171

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Alex Gonzales tho

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More youthful too.

Make sure to check out the #jocktober hashtag.

Oh my, I was not expecting all that information.

Todd was always the piece of shit from that show. Shannon was always a decent guy just a rockhead

Pol Pot was more likeable than Opie

and probably drove fewer people to suicide.

Also looks like he is sculpted from plastic.

Ol' Easter Island head.

Everyone is more likeable than Opie.

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AIDS piss is more likeable than Opie. Very drinkable too #yummy

My buddy Chris is more likeable than Opie.

#ScottArmy

Glad they didn't take his sense of humor after the fourth or fifth facelift.

I saw his ballbag and I was LITERALLY like, it's a ballbag. Sniff. Burp. Period.

Being in perfect health is more likeable than having aids.

Ballbag. Period.

Scott & Anthony. Make it happen.

Vladimir Putin is more likable than Opie.

Scott Shannon should just steal the jocktober bit at this point

No, he's just pretending to accept it so people don't give it to him so badly again. "Jokes on you, I like being punched in the face."

Has nothing to do with Opie, down you go

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Imagine the gusts following that face turn

One of the best lines from Anthony during a Jocktobering of Scott and Todd:

"Look at ol' Easter Island Head."

he looks like one of the puppets from Team America.