"Why does everyone hate me?" -- Sniffletits

6  2016-10-18 by Risergy

It's because you're the "human garbage" in this equation, Brotherman; you're the common denominator in everything that destroyed Tough Crowd 2.0 and, by extension, the people that handed you your career on a silver platter. I hope that, one day, Vic Henley and Sherrod Small realize they were just the next people on the list that you'll use and eventually betray to get a minute's worth of heat on your shit-show.

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Sniffletits is my favorite Opie name thus far.

It's pretty fucking great

More to the point: because Tits is an angry, angry little 8-yr-old narcissist boy who thinks the world is just for paying attention to him and his every whim. Arrested development. Not his fault originally...but we're a big boy now.

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Did he say actually say this?