Colin just came up with a new name for Jim and Sam show

132  2016-10-18 by nosoupforyou2116

Wingless moth and ugly Blake Griffin. I fucking love good ol' CQ.

44 comments

84  jarjarjelly 2016-10-18

This sub outdid him with Morning Bravado with the Worm and Mulatto

33  opielies 2016-10-18

The man is a national treasure.

-98  [deleted] 2016-10-18

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44  leonardhatred1 2016-10-18

You shut the hell up right now

38  americanmook 2016-10-18

You're done in this town, faggot.

7  DaddyDeathKnight 2016-10-18

I can only downvote once, there has to be another way to show how much I think this comment is fucking garbage

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6  stinksskc 2016-10-18

Hit the road jack

3  Guinness252 2016-10-18

You're not needed in this sub, pal.

1  jockiboi 2016-10-18

If you comment again I can down vote 3 times, fagot.

1  [deleted] 2016-10-18

That is uncalled for.

25  Xamtor 2016-10-18

Morning zone with the Forehead and the Clone.

21  User_Name13 2016-10-18

What about:

Worm & Perm in the Mornings

19  SteelyD80 2016-10-18

Also glowworm and half breed.

-1  middie820001 2016-10-18

This made me burst out laughing waiting for the train

15  DildoBaggins75 2016-10-18

Hopefully by "waiting for the train" you mean laying on the tracks.

2  [deleted] 2016-10-18

Smooch a choochoo.

10  Some-Girls 2016-10-18

Early Man & the Water Moccasin

1  Jaymormay 2016-10-18

Early as like underdeveloped.

7  84Heel 2016-10-18

The Lollipop and the Dirty Mop.

13  YoBGS 2016-10-18

This opens the door for Ant to come back and still fit the rhyme scheme.

3  [deleted] 2016-10-18

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5  AntsCamera 2016-10-18

Worm and Weasel works better.

Nice wacky names. Just two guys riffing, no hold ons or let's go to a caller halfway through a punchline.

One wormed his way into a job, the other weaseled his way there. Parasite and Guttersnipe is a good backup

3  iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-10-18

FIIIYUHHHH!

2  EricHitchmo 2016-10-18

Guttersnipe, that's fucking great! Perfectly describes the Lil' scamp

4  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-18

Anything can happen!™

2  nosoupforyou2116 2016-10-18

Dunno why you're being downvoted when that's literally what Jimmy said today. Bless you child.

2  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-18

It's all the Harry the Haters.

3  That70smoke 2016-10-18

Morning Musings w/ Jim&Sam

3  SledgeBammer 2016-10-18

The Morning Shit with Swallow and Spit?

2  MedicatedHead 2016-10-18

Glowworm & Halfbreed

3  ScorzeMan 2016-10-18

Classic Colin.

2  AlchemyWizard 2016-10-18

Mornings with Twink and The Scallop

1  ARealBlueFalcon 2016-10-18

Not sure what an old twink is, but he is that now.

1  [deleted] 2016-10-18

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2  RacistPigeon 2016-10-18

Sarcasm and Shit Chest in the Morning

2  PauxFas 2016-10-18

Your Morning Vitamin with Sam and Sinnamin

2  Demigodssemidevils 2016-10-18

That's stupid. Blake griffin is ugly Blake griffin already.

2  literalotherkin 2016-10-18

Morning tunes with Worm and Quadroon?

2  Folken_Braggart 2016-10-18

Half a Spade and Full-blown AIDS in the Morning

1  YousaThickDickedFool 2016-10-18

Morningz with Mutants

1  aaron91325 2016-10-18

Absolutely hilarious episode.

1  michaeIcolestie 2016-10-18

This quote alone makes me want to try out the show

1  Billyassman 2016-10-18

Dis & Dat

1  D357 2016-10-18

Cocks and Roberts

1  throwawaymanthrows 2016-10-18

"One's a Benjamin Buttoning lesbian. The other's a halfbreed twerp with mild autism. And when they get together, HOLD ON TO YOUR SIDES!"

-1  Balake123 2016-10-18

I'm too young to understand his archaic references.

-4  CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-10-18

Colin Quinn is literally the poster child of a failed actor.

This place huffs on his nut sack and I just don't get it.

He's a mumbling stuttering prick.

OMG IMAGINE A COLIN AND RON BENNINGTON SHOW.. OMFG OMFG

Shut the FUCK UP!!

4  nosoupforyou2116 2016-10-18

No one likes you. You're not fun at parties.

2  [deleted] 2016-10-18

Smooch a choochoo.