You've never seen a highly popular book while working as a librarian? Unless your telling us that Norms book is more popular than Harry Potter or some shit, dat don't make no sense.
You'll have to get a masters in library science to become a librarian. It's actually a highly skilled job that doesn't pay very well, and requires a six figure investment. You better have a real hard on for literature if you're going to go that route.
I read Norm's book and had to gave it 1 star on Amazon. Sorry you guyssssss.. There are NO lists of things, like 20 things he finds totally hilarious, or 30 things that you don't know about him. Absolutely ZERO mention of his vagina. And no rape.
This is not what I've come to expect from comedian memoirs.
''Are you completely serious about this Norm? I mean there is plenty more fish in the sea.'' I knew right away, he wasn't talking about fish. Colin was the king of metaphors; he mean't there was plenty of LADIES in the sea.
Barely literate? Take a look at yourself...Bill fucking Shakespeare...the sentence composition and punctuation in your last 2 sentences is fucking atrocious.
I know most of this sub are barely literate so this isn't for you, but for the rest.(?) Norms (?) book is fantastic. Or get the audiobook (?) which is read my him.
Excuse me, sir, but Panera Corp. offers a fine work release program that gives people like us a second chance to learn basic employment skills like reading and brad-making, so STFU
I do like Norm and I think he's funny, but the fawning over him is just lost on me. People carry on about this guy like he's Richard Pryor, I don't get why he's quite so exalted.
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120 23cigs 2016-10-17
You read a comedian's book and now fancy yourself a literary scholar?
51 takyon_deathyon 2016-10-17
Fucker ruined the excerpt by being a cunt
6 Folken_Braggart 2016-10-17
Does anyone know if Norm really got assraped by the old farmhand with the trained squirrel? I have difficulty separating truth from fiction.
2 23cigs 2016-10-17
The Hitchcockian suspense in that passage really made it one of the more disturbing things I've read.
1 Folken_Braggart 2016-10-17
Same. Joking aside, it was a seriously creepy moment; especially the way it just cuts off and goes to the next scene with no further information.
14 snowaaaay 2016-10-17
Guy reads Brain Droppings and thinks he's Harold Bloom.
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109 TangerineReam 2016-10-17
Good for you. Die in a magnesium fire.
19 thrillated 2016-10-17
Today.
3 Icon_Crash 2016-10-17
Magnesium is too expensive for that fire. I'm thinking that he accidentally self immolates himself at the yearly book burning ceremony.
2 cumshells 2016-10-17
Most likely scenario is that a bookshelf falls and kills him as he is peering through it and jacking it to a group of teens.
16 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-17
What the fuck is a librarian?
33 daveyDuo 2016-10-17
Its a lady who fancies other ladies
14 goo-gobbler 2016-10-17
I think it has to do with the new 'libtard' term
4 packitchofsositch 2016-10-17
As opposed to agrarians. Good honest salt of the earth niggerowners.
2 Icon_Crash 2016-10-17
Mus be someone who can't tell the truth.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-10-17
They're the people who work in those buildings where black people go to look at the Internet.
2 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-10-17
Librarians are actually pretty fucking cool. They were some of the first to fight the government over invasion of privacy issues.
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4 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-17
Oh literal dudeass
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1 Guybroman 2016-10-17
A lady who takes cum on her glasses
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1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-17
A prick.
7 TossyMcSalad 2016-10-17
are these books returned from the previous customer or are these newly printed books?
please don't answer this question.
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3 TossyMcSalad 2016-10-17
have you ever jerked off into a random page and then become excited when that particular book gets sold?
i have never done this before, but i assume it's a pretty good rush of adrenaline.
2 dassabessdoe 2016-10-17
I suggested that someone shit in Big Amy's book amd then put it with her other books in the book store. I'd do it but I don't like to leave the house.
2 Icon_Crash 2016-10-17
10 whole books? Must be a pretty big library. What is it, in a closet or something?
4 FilthyRichHugeCock 2016-10-17
no room for books with all his sexuality in there
3 Lady_Dis_Liver 2016-10-17
Tsss, fawkin home run!
1 Folken_Braggart 2016-10-17
Ten books? Who the fuck needs ten whole books, you high faluting CUNT? How many of them were fuckbooks?
4 cakehornnigga 2016-10-17
You've never seen a highly popular book while working as a librarian? Unless your telling us that Norms book is more popular than Harry Potter or some shit, dat don't make no sense.
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2 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-10-17
Christ that's awful
1 NihilistKnight 2016-10-17
What's that like? I'm an English major with no clue what I'm gonna do in 2 years.
4 Tedtheredditor 2016-10-17
You'll have to get a masters in library science to become a librarian. It's actually a highly skilled job that doesn't pay very well, and requires a six figure investment. You better have a real hard on for literature if you're going to go that route.
1 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-10-17
Wait a minute.
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I consider myself an amateur librarian because I use the Dewey decimal system to sort my JAV porn.
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1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-10-17
Poor guy. I saw a fly landing on the edge of a venus flytrap when I read this.
31 User234524352345 2016-10-17
Made me laugh.
19 sjeffiesjeff 2016-10-17
mean't?
25 ObsessiveMuso 2016-10-17
Which makes this gem even better...
8 thrillated 2016-10-17
Good luck trying to feel superior in this place, OP.
4 SoulCougher 2016-10-17
It's short for "meaned it". Now who's the fool?
1 Psych555 2016-10-17
No it isn't you retard.
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18 Ant_Sucks 2016-10-17
I read Norm's book and had to gave it 1 star on Amazon. Sorry you guyssssss.. There are NO lists of things, like 20 things he finds totally hilarious, or 30 things that you don't know about him. Absolutely ZERO mention of his vagina. And no rape.
This is not what I've come to expect from comedian memoirs.
10 GWARscientist 2016-10-17
spoiler: there's quite a bit of rape actually.
1 Nulltor 2016-10-17
Wait, what about a list of stuff he hates?
12 Senators86 2016-10-17
''Are you completely serious about this Norm? I mean there is plenty more fish in the sea.'' I knew right away, he wasn't talking about fish. Colin was the king of metaphors; he mean't there was plenty of LADIES in the sea.
LMAO, fucking love Norm
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-10-17
I'm HOWLING
9 DryTeeth 2016-10-17
Barely literate? Take a look at yourself...Bill fucking Shakespeare...the sentence composition and punctuation in your last 2 sentences is fucking atrocious.
You insipid cunt.
1 Folken_Braggart 2016-10-17
Your use of ellipses crosses the line from highly questionable to plain wrong. Might I suggest you use hyphens or commas next time?
5 skankhunt420lol 2016-10-17
He's right about most of you being illiterate truckers and wrestling fans.
3 AngeloMacon 2016-10-17
If you throw in tranny porn lovers, than you have 100% of the sub covered.
3 skankhunt420lol 2016-10-17
Love tranny porn, can confirm.
5 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-10-17
For anyone wondering what's so great about tranny porn
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2 Demigodssemidevils 2016-10-17
Dave attell please don't kill yourself.
2 ffffantomas 2016-10-17
CQ´s on Jim in the Colouring Book is also great
1 Zemso 2016-10-17
Does he do a funny voice or regular?
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1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-10-17
Excuse me, sir, but Panera Corp. offers a fine work release program that gives people like us a second chance to learn basic employment skills like reading and brad-making, so STFU
1 ScarletNumbers 2016-10-17
M'eant
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-10-17
This made me laugh so much I just bought the book.
Only hardcover though?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
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1 InHell1979 2016-10-17
Colin's The Coloring Book is great too....
1 SoulCougher 2016-10-17
Language! This is a family sub. No R words.
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-6 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-17
I do like Norm and I think he's funny, but the fawning over him is just lost on me. People carry on about this guy like he's Richard Pryor, I don't get why he's quite so exalted.
6 rtjk 2016-10-17
I hear ya, but the audio book is dabesso.
6 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-10-17
I agree. Norm is way funnier than some nigger from the 70s.
1 Anarox 2016-10-17
((Richhard Pryor-N person
-8 eastriverdriveII 2016-10-17
you mean Norm MacDonald, the guy who just murdered a 23-year-old man?
14 ScorzeMan 2016-10-17
Classic Norm.
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21 Slette 2016-10-17
Probably because he was typing and not speaking
10 ScorzeMan 2016-10-17
FU
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4 FilthyRichHugeCock 2016-10-17
no room for books with all his sexuality in there
3 Lady_Dis_Liver 2016-10-17
Tsss, fawkin home run!