It would be the best possible thing for this sub. I love our little corner of the internet here, but can you even imagine proper mainstream Opie hate? He would handle it incredibly badly.

If we got him to consider suicide*, imagine what a few actual psychopaths would do to him.

^{*citation needed}

He would never be considered for a minute. Anyway, Howard was famous since the '80s. Tits had some regional fame, but most people wouldn't know who he is.

Maaaahhn that was unbelievable. Un-buh-leavible. I got bumps. Look at my arm I got chills man. Ya gotta get that on cd

ME: hey audience, where we at with that performance? I'm ALL IN. Puhhriod. But now we got Snowy from Michigan on the line and he wants in badly.

Sadly, after all these years, Opie is still as unknown as the contestants on AGT. Everyone instantly recognizes Stern. No one recognizes Opie by name or face.

More people know who William Hung is.

Sorry, I tapped out once you threw the baton in the air. I prolly shoulda watched the whole thing, but I'm playing Sodoku over here.

He could be on America's Got No Talent.

But really, he doesnt have enough confidence or personality to garner interest from anyone outside the already known name recognition he has at SXM that Ant & Jim built for him, and even thats dying besides a few deluded retards that I'm still on the fence if theyre even real people or not.

It would be proof that America doesn't have talent.

No, I sincerely cannot imagine that. Not in my wildest dreams.

I can see Opie being a guest on Sherrod's A&E show or something like that. I'm dying to see him anywhere out of his element because we all know how much of a trainwreck it'd be.

I'm not sure but I think Sherrod's wildly unpopular show isn't even on anymore.

they only put famous people on tv