It feels like im being squeezed because my kidneys are shutting down

9  2016-10-15 by [deleted]

But it's better than opie's solo show

15 comments

13  murderboner0 2016-10-15

Sounds like you need some adultneys

1  Knightscribe 2016-10-15

Fawkin BURIED!!!

9  bonniesretardsister 2016-10-15

Let us know when you're about to die.

3  Mod_Impersonator 2016-10-15

Got anything cool I can have when you die?

2  bellboy1973 2016-10-15

Dr Steve might be able to help you out

2  rottenseed 2016-10-15

...so it's like somebody is finally hugging you. Congrats.

1  stinksskc 2016-10-15

:( hope you're OK bro

1  Binski13 2016-10-15

I've been in a 2 month drinking binge and my stomach always hurts and has lots of pressure, I also gained 10 pounds. I have 2 more days left in me before I go back to being healthy. Still better than Opies solo show.

2  icecap 2016-10-15

I'm coming off a 2 month smoking binge and I feel fucking fine. Actually, I'm in better shape than before because at some point I realized i was growing shitty fat tits and started working out every other day. 4 more days before I start my new job. Oqie sucks.

1  goarlorde 2016-10-15

I did that last year except it was for 8 months. I advise tapering down now or you're going to have permanent kindling problems like me. Now if I have 4 drinks I get the shakes as bad the next day as if I had been on a huge bender back in my heavy drinking days. Detox also sucks and is dehumanizing if you have no other access to benzos.

1  Binski13 2016-10-15

I just smoke weed and drink organic kale/spinach smoothies and work out. usually does the trick.

1  [deleted] 2016-10-15

fuck you joe r.

1  Audibledogfarts 2016-10-15

Hope you get better

1  [deleted] 2016-10-15

adultneys. you spelled it wrong you stupid bitch

1  [deleted] 2016-10-15

I meant to say adultknees was the best comment in this time of dying. Also I survived to drink again