Small time, I once got all zooted in bangkok on coke and oxys and woke up with a std and no debit card. And thats how I lost my virginity at 22 years old. I miss that thai hooker so much, my first time included anal and ass to mouth with a girl I met at a club where a chick was shooting bananas out her pussy.
It was awesome, my favorite memory though is after we were done we took a shower and she was rinsing her mouth out with water and I remembered I had mouth wash in my backpack. I was gonna give her it but realized I needed something to wash my dick with as its covered in hooker ass diseases, so I waited for her to leave the bathroom and scrubed my dick with listerine. I went out drinking with her afterwards and then rode bitch on her scooter to a brothel hotel where I made out with her did more coke and fucked her again. Good times
You, my good man, are a faggot and a pussy. You drink Bourbon and beer. unless there is none, in which case you drink whatever is available. I don't want to ever see you out yourself as a flaming homosexual on this sub again.
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8 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-14
Water, now that I'm sober this week.
Here's to a new life!!!
5 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-10-14
ya know what goes really good with water? 12 beers in a row
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-14
Yeah. Yeah it does.
But the last time I enjoyed 12 beers I woke up $700 poorer with an apartment that smelled like stripper pussy and weed.
I also lost my wallet at the casino.
Are these the things you want for my life, sir?
6 Austinh419 2016-10-14
Small time, I once got all zooted in bangkok on coke and oxys and woke up with a std and no debit card. And thats how I lost my virginity at 22 years old. I miss that thai hooker so much, my first time included anal and ass to mouth with a girl I met at a club where a chick was shooting bananas out her pussy.
It was awesome, my favorite memory though is after we were done we took a shower and she was rinsing her mouth out with water and I remembered I had mouth wash in my backpack. I was gonna give her it but realized I needed something to wash my dick with as its covered in hooker ass diseases, so I waited for her to leave the bathroom and scrubed my dick with listerine. I went out drinking with her afterwards and then rode bitch on her scooter to a brothel hotel where I made out with her did more coke and fucked her again. Good times
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2016-10-14
Stripper Pussy and Weed?? Yesss!
4 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-14
She ate all the deviled eggs in my fridge and made herself a frozen dinner. She can't come back.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2016-10-14
i understand. that's totally inconsiderate.
1 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-14
Exactly. I may even send a bill to the club. One bill for a home made plate of deviled eggs.
Do you think the bouncers can help me get the invoice cleared up?
3 CIAshill18081990 2016-10-14
cum
1 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-14
As
3 PetroleumPilferer 2016-10-14
Diesel
2 boredgeologist 2016-10-14
vin diesel's jizz
2 [deleted] 2016-10-14
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2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-14
The only hot drink I like is tea
1 [deleted] 2016-10-14
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2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-14
Tetley, I'm not on my period
2 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-14
Tss yeah what tea does Opie drink Tiltey or sumpthin?
1 Monospector 2016-10-14
Bill?
2 Ant_Sucks 2016-10-14
Male tears! Am I right, ladies! Can I get a WHOOP WHOOP!
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-10-14
fawkin killer Shoomes! take a bow or sumptin
2 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-10-14
Bleach-antifreeze cocktail
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-14
That would be an awful death, I'd rather throw myself off my 3rd story balcony
2 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-14
Drink some crumpets you EU leaving cunt.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-14
I dint vote cunt
3 Opprobriousness 2016-10-14
Was cunt an option?
1 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-14
I should think not. A name like that is just asking for puns and trouble.
2 stinksskc 2016-10-14
Lightweight
2 Opprobriousness 2016-10-14
Same exact thing happens to me but I still drink all of that shit anyway.
1 [deleted] 2016-10-14
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2 PetroleumPilferer 2016-10-14
soak your tampon in them fag?
1 drudrudrudru 2016-10-14
Scotch, not so much anymore but a great sipping drink
1 timrichardson69 2016-10-14
you sound like a pussy
1 spinuch 2016-10-14
Water.
1 Monospector 2016-10-14
Bourbon.
1 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2016-10-14
The golden showers of a nubile Vietnamese twink
1 clickclack8 2016-10-14
Beer doesn't have that many calories. Stop eating like shit all the time.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-14
I don't!!!! I drink smoothies and eat chicken with kale .. I drink 12 beers a days and Iv put on 4 stone in 12 months
Edit - I tweet dr Steve
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2016-10-14
You, my good man, are a faggot and a pussy. You drink Bourbon and beer. unless there is none, in which case you drink whatever is available. I don't want to ever see you out yourself as a flaming homosexual on this sub again.
1 KirkJohnsonsring 2016-10-14
ME: My own breast milk.
1 Billyassman 2016-10-14
When I'm with my pally Denny we drink piss.
0 [deleted] 2016-10-14
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1 Monospector 2016-10-14
Bill?
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-14
I don't!!!! I drink smoothies and eat chicken with kale .. I drink 12 beers a days and Iv put on 4 stone in 12 months
Edit - I tweet dr Steve
2 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-14
Tss yeah what tea does Opie drink Tiltey or sumpthin?