Nah, MORE pathetic is what lies he thinks will provide entertainment. The thought that goes through that dumb fucking skull of his of "Oooh, they'll like this one" right before the synapse clicks to spew the banal garbage, it's that thought that cringes me the most.
So ultimately, beyond a lack of morality/ethics, beyond utter...UTTER stupidity, lies a foundation of devastating poor taste.
Just IMAGINE all those boring middle-class suburban types being made physically uncomfortable and then changing their plans around for the day, all because the DESTROYER don't give a FAAAAWWUCK!!!!! Bwaha hahaha!
No, the most pathetic part is that he lies about everything and he's still not interesting.
If you don't base your stories in reality, you should be triple-interesting. But Tits goes the other way: he's fighting for his life just to get up to "dull as dog shit", and he still can't do it.
Lies are a valuable, damn near indispensable, part of a storyteller's arsenal. Leno was a semi-notorious story-pumper-upper, but it was always to make the story more interesting, which he did. Artie Lange lies his balls off during the course of his stories, but it always makes the stories better. Stern built his empire on weaving lies around grains of truth, embellishing and exaggerating along the way.
Conversely, when Tits lies, it's like a lone fireman with a hose on full blast being thrown around hither and thither.
I don't think he's lying, I think it is much worse... it shows that he is not funny.
He was probably at home and people were complaining that the heat was too high. Then one of the Philly Crew probably quipped "Yeah Bro, you tryinna get us to leave or what?"
Opie then started howling and thought he would turn it into a radio bit. He thought Rich would join in and start riffing and say "Yeah...or put crappy music on!" and they'd get 90 mins of radio on getting people to leave.
I see Tits is still repeating himself over and over, as well as bragging about his passive aggressiveness again. I can't imagine how anyone is enjoying this shit.
"I think the party was at a place" says Vos, implying that the turning up the heat didn't happen. Opie says to Vos, "Way to go you stupid fuck, I was changing it up a bit." What, lying about banal things? He's been doing that since he was 18
Wow this is the most uncomfortable Opie has ever made me feel. So Vos is the STUPID FAWK because he called out a weird lie? ME: I just fawkin change things up man, pump it up so I sound cool passive aggressively kicking fawks out of my apartment
ME: After I turned up the heat and chased everyone out all the people around me started to applaud because I had done something they wish they could do but wouldn't have the balls for. sniff
"Way to blow up my spot, I was changing it up a lil' bit Vos, you stupid fuck".
Huh? Changing what up....a factual story? Yet again he attacks Vos for simply pointing out a fact.
I cannot even listen to more than a minute of this fucking asshole without wanting to scream. Is there anyone out there that actually likes this cunt of a man?
Cement bag lunches, punching out scuba instructors, turning up the heat at a kid's birthday party...if his lies were entertaining and somewhat realistic, that would be one thing. But they're so fucking dull, pointless and far-fetched. Tits really is a waste of space.
Vos says golf is more interesting than other sports because no two swings are the same, because of the wind and stuff. Opie responded unsarcastically "wow, pretty deep."
No two hits in baseball are the same. No two plays in football are the same. Vos is an idiot and opie thinks he's profound.
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61 PassProtect15 2016-10-14
This is the most pathetic part about Opie. He lies about EVERYTHING, even the most trivial and mundane shit possible. He doesn't know how not to lie.
20 nolasen 2016-10-14
Nah, MORE pathetic is what lies he thinks will provide entertainment. The thought that goes through that dumb fucking skull of his of "Oooh, they'll like this one" right before the synapse clicks to spew the banal garbage, it's that thought that cringes me the most.
So ultimately, beyond a lack of morality/ethics, beyond utter...UTTER stupidity, lies a foundation of devastating poor taste.
7 packitchofsositch 2016-10-14
Just IMAGINE all those boring middle-class suburban types being made physically uncomfortable and then changing their plans around for the day, all because the DESTROYER don't give a FAAAAWWUCK!!!!! Bwaha hahaha!
7 ShitShitterson 2016-10-14
*"udder"
19 joomommyhappy 2016-10-14
No, the most pathetic part is that he lies about everything and he's still not interesting.
If you don't base your stories in reality, you should be triple-interesting. But Tits goes the other way: he's fighting for his life just to get up to "dull as dog shit", and he still can't do it.
Lies are a valuable, damn near indispensable, part of a storyteller's arsenal. Leno was a semi-notorious story-pumper-upper, but it was always to make the story more interesting, which he did. Artie Lange lies his balls off during the course of his stories, but it always makes the stories better. Stern built his empire on weaving lies around grains of truth, embellishing and exaggerating along the way.
Conversely, when Tits lies, it's like a lone fireman with a hose on full blast being thrown around hither and thither.
9 CIAshill18081990 2016-10-14
Hes just pumping it up for the raqio
2 ObsessiveMuso 2016-10-14
Sweetening it up just a bit? Lil bit?
2 Heinrich_Luftwaffe 2016-10-14
Hauhauhauhau!.. Fawking Patrice man. Allright Snowaay wants in on this, Snowaaaay!?
6 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-14
Are you telling me he didn't used to be a model, didn't work for the mob, didn't grow up in poverty, and didn't do cocaine?
3 Heinrich_Luftwaffe 2016-10-14
The Opester did some coke, he just don't remember what it smells like.
1 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-14
I've only done it a half a dozen times a while ago and just thinking of the smell is giving me butterflies and a little bit of a hard on.
Opie is a lying queer.
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33 literalotherkin 2016-10-14
"I was changing it up a little bit" when Vos called him.
Were ya, Ope? Is that what you call making shit up - shit that isn't even funny or interesting or clever in the first place.
30 truthie 2016-10-14
At least his lie was about an incredibly entertaining subject.
18 strappingyoungladdie 2016-10-14
I disagree.
7 TheShitHoldingKid 2016-10-14
Happy cake day queer
6 truthie 2016-10-14
Oh literal cakeday!
24 RickMirer3 2016-10-14
I don't think he's lying, I think it is much worse... it shows that he is not funny.
He was probably at home and people were complaining that the heat was too high. Then one of the Philly Crew probably quipped "Yeah Bro, you tryinna get us to leave or what?"
Opie then started howling and thought he would turn it into a radio bit. He thought Rich would join in and start riffing and say "Yeah...or put crappy music on!" and they'd get 90 mins of radio on getting people to leave.
It died though. As it should have.
23 BeerCanThick 2016-10-14
He wants "squeezing that heat" to be a catch phrase. Its always a catch phrase and viral video with this mongoloid.
20 GRIZx 2016-10-14
How does anyone take him seriously? I'm sure 90% of the stories he brings on the air are downright lies.
11 Robert-T-Pooner 2016-10-14
If you go along with his stories he lets you play with his jugs after the show.
10 sikkfukkinpuppies 2016-10-14
ME: Hold on, HOLD ON..... that's the bit..
3 866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-10-14
Opie's epitaph
10 TheFatMosque 2016-10-14
Tss yeah like an opietaph or sumthin idk
1 GryllslyBear 2016-10-14
Fawwwk yah!
2 1stunna 2016-10-14
He realized that it was literally impossible to mine any show material out of a kids birthday party at Build-A-Bear
3 goo-gobbler 2016-10-14
Shhhuuuurrree
19 shickadantz 2016-10-14
I see Tits is still repeating himself over and over, as well as bragging about his passive aggressiveness again. I can't imagine how anyone is enjoying this shit.
17 BeerCanThick 2016-10-14
"I think the party was at a place" says Vos, implying that the turning up the heat didn't happen. Opie says to Vos, "Way to go you stupid fuck, I was changing it up a bit." What, lying about banal things? He's been doing that since he was 18
4 OpiesBreasts 2016-10-14
Yup..."changing it up" is making up bullshit that Tits thinks will be entertaining on the radio.
15 kevin121312 2016-10-14
Holy shit. THIS was Opie's contribution to his own show? A lie about turning the heat up at his kid's party???
Erock should quit and comedians should boycott the show based on this story alone.
13 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-10-14
Wow this is the most uncomfortable Opie has ever made me feel. So Vos is the STUPID FAWK because he called out a weird lie? ME: I just fawkin change things up man, pump it up so I sound cool passive aggressively kicking fawks out of my apartment
1 DaveNone 2016-10-14
ME: After I turned up the heat and chased everyone out all the people around me started to applaud because I had done something they wish they could do but wouldn't have the balls for. sniff
10 CookieHaid 2016-10-14
fucking show sucks
8 OpiesBreasts 2016-10-14
"Way to blow up my spot, I was changing it up a lil' bit Vos, you stupid fuck".
Huh? Changing what up....a factual story? Yet again he attacks Vos for simply pointing out a fact.
I cannot even listen to more than a minute of this fucking asshole without wanting to scream. Is there anyone out there that actually likes this cunt of a man?
7 DapperDan0979 2016-10-14
What's even worse is they just continue the conversation as if Opie wasn't just caught red handed in a bold faced lie.
6 middie820001 2016-10-14
4 year old birthday party banter. Riveting stuff.
6 CCRed95 2016-10-14
Oh my god that really is embarrasing
6 DickPunchOpie 2016-10-14
I think the lie is when people tell Opie they're leaving because it's too hot. They're leaving because he fucking sucks.
3 Jaeromaru 2016-10-14
Too bad the name Cool Guy is taken
1 CookieHaid 2016-10-14
eppy-tome.
3 Monospector 2016-10-14
I tapped out after the "oh yeahs". Could only handle a taste. Just a taste.
2 McGowan9 2016-10-14
Cement bag lunches, punching out scuba instructors, turning up the heat at a kid's birthday party...if his lies were entertaining and somewhat realistic, that would be one thing. But they're so fucking dull, pointless and far-fetched. Tits really is a waste of space.
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-10-14
I'd say I loathe that man but I have a fetish for large breasts so I guess I just dislike him.
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1 onemancrimespree 2016-10-14
That'll get 'em outta your fuckin' place.
He was so embarrassed he defaulted to someone else's voice.
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1 MedicatedHead 2016-10-14
They just turn on his show and everyone splits.
1 chippersonlyle 2016-10-14
goddamn rich vos
1 NJPoster 2016-10-14
Didn't he tell a bunch of different versions of fighting a French guy while scuba diving during their WNEW days?
1 boofk 2016-10-14
Vos says golf is more interesting than other sports because no two swings are the same, because of the wind and stuff. Opie responded unsarcastically "wow, pretty deep."
No two hits in baseball are the same. No two plays in football are the same. Vos is an idiot and opie thinks he's profound.
1 fudgesicle2014 2016-10-14
Recalling Oqie's greatest lies is just too exhausting.
The Cement Lunch Bag Keyiiid is alive and well.
1 TheRealTacoKid 2016-10-14
That's just sad. Jocktober radio at it's finest.
1 CookieHaid 2016-10-14
eppy-tome.
3 goo-gobbler 2016-10-14
Shhhuuuurrree
1 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-14
I've only done it a half a dozen times a while ago and just thinking of the smell is giving me butterflies and a little bit of a hard on.
Opie is a lying queer.