Ever notice that it's always dumb southern yokels that are fans of Opie?

0  2016-10-14 by [deleted]

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That's because southern dipshits can relate to Opie's safe, down the middle humor that won't offend but dads think he occasionally says something risqué, but at the same time it won't be to harsh for the youngsters in the back seat.

YOU PUTTIN ON THAT OPIE SHOW CLEATUS, YOU KNOW THAS NUTING BUT THE DEVIL, THE MAN HAS BIGG'ER HONKERS THAN ME FOR HEAVENS SAKE

NOT NOW NANCY, IM TWEETING THE OPESTER THROUGH THE TWITTERS, GOD HE IS SUCH A EDGY FUNNNY BRILLIANT GUY

that is odd. if they got look at him they would say he was a big queer

As a dumb southern yokel I'm more concerned with how I'm going to shower after hurricane Matthew destroyed my dumb yokel town of Lumberton.

Hes an edgy jeff foxworthy

As a southerner I can explain this phenomenon. You see it's got a lot to do with the fact that we are stupid and inbred.

YOU PUTTIN ON THAT OPIE SHOW CLEATUS, YOU KNOW THAS NUTING BUT THE DEVIL, THE MAN HAS BIGG'ER HONKERS THAN ME FOR HEAVENS SAKE

NOT NOW NANCY, IM TWEETING THE OPESTER THROUGH THE TWITTERS, GOD HE IS SUCH A EDGY FUNNNY BRILLIANT GUY