Honestly how does Jimmy live with himself?

0  2016-10-13 by [deleted]

the guy is 48, never married, no kids, has completely arrested development, barely functions as an adult in his day to day life, is completely sexually confused, has a high pitched fucked voice and is a total manlet the only purpose he serves in this life is to be a fucking joke, some might see him as a success in terms of being a stand up but his material is based around him watching the news and being a freak sexually sure he lives the way he wants to live, he deals with the cards he's dealt pretty well but in terms off life progression the guy is a fucking loser

shit even sam roberts is more of a man and has actually convinced an attractive woman to stick with him

what does jimmy do when he gets off air, dress in shirt a loser 15 year old would wear and get pissed on while making funny voices, pathetic

and he actually has an advice show? ahahahahahhahahah

41 comments

7  skinbyrdchris 2016-10-13

Geez opie just get some surgery on them tits already and stop being so bitter.

6  Nulltor 2016-10-13

Are you a real doctor?

6  [deleted] 2016-10-13

no, i'm a nurse

1  ScorzeMan 2016-10-13

NURSENIGGERFAGGOT

5  Nulltor 2016-10-13

I thought the question was going to be "Honestly how does Jimmy live with himself?, with an ass so ripe and perfect"

5  bigjellytits 2016-10-13

Easy Opie just focus on your own show

4  bornrevolution 2016-10-13

Being married with kids fucking sucks, I don't blame him. You just sound like a disgruntled dad who's jealous.

-1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

nah , i have no desire to get married either, but i'm a 26 year old dickhead, he's a 48 year old grown ass man still acting like a baby

3  MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-10-13

Hes your future from the way you sound

1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

god i hope not

1  philtheprince 2016-10-13

I got married when I was 22. It didn't seem that young at the time. We'd been together 4 years, finished college, seemed like the thing to do.

0  [deleted] 2016-10-13

feel like throwing the rest of your life away in my opinion, i see marriage as a more mid life sort of thing

2  philtheprince 2016-10-13

I guess it's not for everyone. I'm 22 years in and I enjoy it. I don't really feel like I missed out on anything. I just found the right one earlier than some people do.

3  Hudson_Hughes 2016-10-13

Listen buddy I think you should go to meetings. Im not going to mention what program I did but you should get some help.

2  goo-gobbler 2016-10-13

We all need help, this whole sub.

3  UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-10-13

"Life progression"? Lol! What's the end game?

-1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

a life without regret and being remember as a person who had a fulfilled life rather than some mediocre manchild deviant comedian

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-10-13

Well my ex wife is in prison for drowning our children so I'm pretty fulfilled.

0  [deleted] 2016-10-13

i can relate, i had a dog that drowned

1  MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-10-13

I think your sad at your life... not jim

0  [deleted] 2016-10-13

i'm sad at both honestly, but i'm sadder for jim cause he's fucking 48 and still hasn't become an adult

3  866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-10-13

A Guys Guide To Being A Man's Man

2  Dennyislife 2016-10-13

wait so changing nappies , school runs and parents evenings is a better way to waste your life than to jerk off for hours and fuck women you don't need to make any sacrifice for other than to pay for his/her time?

-4  [deleted] 2016-10-13

not saying you need kids (little life wreckers) but being married at least would make him more of a man than he is now, shit even taking care of a fucking dog would help

6  Kazimada 2016-10-13

You're so insecure you need someone dependent on you.

-3  [deleted] 2016-10-13

no i just don't see anyone as being an adult if they can't even sustain a relationship

2  Kazimada 2016-10-13

You have relationships with dogs? Freak.

1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

no, i'm just saying looking after one would give him a little ore responsibility and purpose in his life, cause at the moment he's an overgrown embarrassing middle age manchild

6  Dennyislife 2016-10-13

why? Marriage is just a made up concept maaaaaaaannnnnnnnn

-1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

it isn't though, it's a commonly practiced part of life

4  Dennyislife 2016-10-13

so? So is religion and thats obviously nonsense.

0  [deleted] 2016-10-13

yeah but even atheists get married

1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

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2  MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-10-13

Square...

2  That70smoke 2016-10-13

Probably easy to sleep when you're a well respected comedian with a million+ dollars.

1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

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1  Sippycupofpee 2016-10-13

I really don't think he likes trannies, just uses them as a crutch for laughs. Pretty sure nobody really wants to hang with him because he knows everything and must be the center of attention

-1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

he lives a truly sad existence out side of the radio show

1  Doctor_Peckhaz 2016-10-13

How does continually being bitched at by your wife to the point of complete immasculation and the disintegration of your dignity make you more of a man?

0  [deleted] 2016-10-13

not all married men a p-whipped lil cuck boys

1  Doctor_Peckhaz 2016-10-13

You sound cool.

1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

fawk yeah

1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

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1  scarletknight2 2016-10-13

Ahh its tough man, ya know personal shit..family shit its tough ya know I don't know....

1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

no, i'm just saying looking after one would give him a little ore responsibility and purpose in his life, cause at the moment he's an overgrown embarrassing middle age manchild

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-10-13

Well my ex wife is in prison for drowning our children so I'm pretty fulfilled.

-1  [deleted] 2016-10-13

nah , i have no desire to get married either, but i'm a 26 year old dickhead, he's a 48 year old grown ass man still acting like a baby

1  MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-10-13

I think your sad at your life... not jim