Opie will have a show where he melts down and cries sometime over the next 2 weeks.

88  2016-10-13 by zeroaiming

Its inevitable. Jim still takes shots on air. The morning show guys and travis are going on ants show. Theres no way some stuff doesnt come out in warsh.

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I think he'll try jumping the shark in a different way, i think he's gonna suck his own dick as harry hater and spit the cum in his own face like a fountain. it'll be cool if he cries tho

He'd do it if he thought it might go viral.

So you think he'll try his hand at Teffting is what you're saying? Yeah, I could see that.

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SOBBO!

You've got the order jumbled up. It's "trying to figure it out" pseudo-confusion to mask the desperation, then "I'm having a great time doing the greatest radio I've ever done, to be honest with you, sniff, period" fake bravado, then "I'm fighting for my life" admitting to the desperation, then the water works.

We've probably got at least 2-3 months before tears.

Excuse me for being an optimist

He's such a pussy crybaby idiot.

Ugly, too

Promise? Hearing him cry is delightful

I think a caller will ask him about Jimmy taking shots and Opie will say "like my hero Michelle Obama says, when they go low I go high! (Sniff)"

He really thought ant was gonna weirdly take his side on this.

I bet theres some fallout over guests quite soon. "I shouldve got nancy grace, i invented making people walk off. those fooocking sharks are stealing my bit."

Hopefully it's tears followed by a gunshot.

Sniff I needed you that day, Nancy. I wanted to be the one to go Viiiral.

Nah he gets it out at home with his wife. But if lynsi ever leaves him... yes he will absolutely break down on air.

The Tefft Box is going on the field trip to TACS?

I don't think so... he's not scrambling yet. He can still blame his lack of success on the newness of his show, the new timeslot, and the personnel changes. Once those excuses have run their course, then he'll commit to the drama/waterworks

Jim has been taking shots? Maybe they just all went over my head

Theyre subtle. Keep your head on a swivel.

Tsss yea he's like a fawkin snake in the water or sumthin like a fawkin snake tss

OOF

Shame no one will hear.