The shit me and my friend (cuz I only have one) say to each other would probably have the authorities following me around. And with good reason. I am definitely gonna commit a terrible crime someday.
Absolutely. I have been talking like that with other guys since I was 11 or 12 years-old and so has everyone else I've known, to my knowledge. Anyone who hasn't engaged in "bro talk" or "locker room talk" is likely a faggot, retard or other mental defective.
The argument could be made that Judd Apatow isn't running for president, but I'm going to go with it cause I hate Judd Apatow and would love to see him publicly apologize for much of his career.
Yeah, he's a hypocrite. Judd Apatow wrote that "You know how I know you're gay" scene in The 40 year old virgin where they list a bunch of awful shit that proves the other is gay. Very progressive.
Well I hate to play devil's advocate here... There's a difference between guy talk, saying filthy things/calling women whores/talking about the awful hypothetical things you would do to them... and bragging about being able to grope random women by the cunt and get away with it because you're a "Celebrity". I actually just watched the video today to see what all of the fuss was about, it was pretty rapey sounding. I love rape jokes, but people bragging about actual sexual assaults starts getting into uncomfortable territory
It sounded like a guy just trying to get a rise out of somebody to me. Like Trump wanted the Bush kid to be all "I can't believe this rich guy just said that! Dis orange nigga is crazy!" Quit being a faggot.
Well, he didn't actually go up and do those things to the woman he and Bushy were talking about in those tapes so that just shows that it was "guy talk."
Yes, about her it was guy talk because it was hypothetical. He said/implied he has done that before to other women and got away with it. That's the creepy part about it. If my friend said to me "I wanna rape that chick!" If she was hot, I'd probably agree. If my friend said "I raped a chick the other night" I'd be creeped out.
It's not sexual assault. He is not talking about leaping out of the bushes with a hard dick. He is talking about heavy petting with someone he is building a romantic rapport with or already has. If everyone was a fucking pussy when it came to getting some pussy, then none of you would be born. If she recoils or verbalizes she is uncomfortable and he persists, THAT is sexual assault.
3 weeks ago I literally grabbed a girl I just met by the pussy. We made out a little at the bar, then I figure the ol' bowling-ball grip up the back of her dress while walking home was the next logical step, she enjoyed my initiative. I mention this because I'm not some SJW cuck who "courts" women and asks their permission to hold their hand. The shit he said got creepy, and had a predatory vibe, but it's ok because he's a celebrity
You gotta understand that he never said he did anything against their will. If you were famous and rich women would let you do that to them too. You'd probably tell your mates about it as well. Stop being a fairy.
Seriously. No woman on the planet wants Trump to walk up to her and start kissing her mouth, much less shoving his grubby mitts between her legs with no warning.
Just imagining how gross it would be for Trump to act like he could be sexual makes my mind need a shower.
Ive been a huge fan of Apatow for a long time but I had to unfollow him on Twitter. The guy is absolutely insufferable, every day he wakes up and curses god for making him white, and for having a penis.
He's the walking definition of the guilty white Hollywood pussy liberal wacko. Being stuck in a house with all women really did a number on him.
I just started following him I think 2 years ago or so, but over the last 6-8 months he's just intolerable. I loved his book Sick In The Head from last year, even though it mostly leaves out politics. Social media is ruining everyone for me.
I know this from my girlfriend, ex-girlfriends and girl-friends: women talk about their sex lives sincerely with each other, which is far more offensive than the dude-bro-embellishing, if you value your privacy.
The problem is that they could literally produce a video of trump killing starving African babies and then skull fucking their skinny fly infested corpses and the guy would still go up in the polls.
That is why everyone is freaking out. I think I'm gonna tell my boss to suck my asshole tomorrow AM and then grab some bitch by the pussy and shove my dick down her throat during a conference call.
Yeah but what if Melania shit into Bill's mouth whilst he fucked that lucky lucky baby and then everyone would be like "Oooohhh... Bill Clinton is cheating on Hillary!!.. AGAIN!!!"
Cum stained diapers are not a good thing in politics!!
75 comments
119 ChippahhhTss 2016-10-11
Anthony is 100% right
48 AntsCamera 2016-10-11
It is as he said.
That is just how men talk to each other. Bitches need to get over it, and not take it as some form of oppression.
Dudes like fucking women, get over it.
21 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-11
And women talk about peckahz all the time.
16 buttholebrigade 2016-10-11
fuk i wus gunna say that
3 shmigshmog 2016-10-11
...gaddammit
18 ilumty 2016-10-11
i've heard infinitely worse from my friends
any "man" offended by this shit is a complete faggot
7 dassabessdoe 2016-10-11
The shit me and my friend (cuz I only have one) say to each other would probably have the authorities following me around. And with good reason. I am definitely gonna commit a terrible crime someday.
43 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-11
Yep, he's a racist, women beating paedophile, but he's spot on here
31 goo-gobbler 2016-10-11
Oops, forgot he's an alcoholic guinea terrorist too.
20 AntsCamera 2016-10-11
Tunisian.
Don't put him on Italian people.
24 Boredghost77 2016-10-11
Its really funny to watch all the beta nu male male feminists be all "ughhhh i would never be attracted to a women, ewwww, sex"
15 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-10-11
Absolutely. I have been talking like that with other guys since I was 11 or 12 years-old and so has everyone else I've known, to my knowledge. Anyone who hasn't engaged in "bro talk" or "locker room talk" is likely a faggot, retard or other mental defective.
4 JMueller2012 2016-10-11
Judd's a cunt
4 brmlb 2016-10-11
all Js hate Trump. Judd is just another
3 Fatalvision2 2016-10-11
ChippahhhTss is right about Anthony's being right
3 TriangleDimes 2016-10-11
The argument could be made that Judd Apatow isn't running for president, but I'm going to go with it cause I hate Judd Apatow and would love to see him publicly apologize for much of his career.
2 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-11
He's also 100% African.
2 mikestl1988 2016-10-11
When he is not drunk or rambling about black crime statistics anthony can make a good political point
1 aprosbro 2016-10-11
No he's not.
43 Ant_Sucks 2016-10-11
Yeah, he's a hypocrite. Judd Apatow wrote that "You know how I know you're gay" scene in The 40 year old virgin where they list a bunch of awful shit that proves the other is gay. Very progressive.
32 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-11
HE WAS SATIRIZING REPUBLICANS JUST LIKE BIG AMY'S REPUBLICAN CHARACTER.
20 segasarnold 2016-10-11
i always thought judd was teaching us a lesson about how not to talk.
22 carribbeanjimmy 2016-10-11
Well I hate to play devil's advocate here... There's a difference between guy talk, saying filthy things/calling women whores/talking about the awful hypothetical things you would do to them... and bragging about being able to grope random women by the cunt and get away with it because you're a "Celebrity". I actually just watched the video today to see what all of the fuss was about, it was pretty rapey sounding. I love rape jokes, but people bragging about actual sexual assaults starts getting into uncomfortable territory
41 twinkskc 2016-10-11
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, devil's AAAADVOCAAAAATE
26 faustok 2016-10-11
Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't grab her pussy.
21 RahnBayngtin 2016-10-11
IM A FANNNN OF CLAMMM
14 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-11
I'll stick my hand to her pussy wit mah wig gluuuueee.
8 carribbeanjimmy 2016-10-11
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER
7 free2game 2016-10-11
TRUMP IS A SADIST
3 DeclanGunn 2016-10-11
Apatow's about to FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE ASS on your favorite green bed spread, so go put that knife where it belongs!
1 Zombied77 2016-10-11
Dvv Dvv Dvv
16 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-11
It sounded like a guy just trying to get a rise out of somebody to me. Like Trump wanted the Bush kid to be all "I can't believe this rich guy just said that! Dis orange nigga is crazy!" Quit being a faggot.
6 guccimanelaflare 2016-10-11
Well, he didn't actually go up and do those things to the woman he and Bushy were talking about in those tapes so that just shows that it was "guy talk."
-7 carribbeanjimmy 2016-10-11
Yes, about her it was guy talk because it was hypothetical. He said/implied he has done that before to other women and got away with it. That's the creepy part about it. If my friend said to me "I wanna rape that chick!" If she was hot, I'd probably agree. If my friend said "I raped a chick the other night" I'd be creeped out.
6 lewd_wendigo 2016-10-11
It's a good thing you and I aren't friends then.
2 holodog 2016-10-11
I wouldn't be creeped out, wanna do something later?
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-10-11
It's not sexual assault. He is not talking about leaping out of the bushes with a hard dick. He is talking about heavy petting with someone he is building a romantic rapport with or already has. If everyone was a fucking pussy when it came to getting some pussy, then none of you would be born. If she recoils or verbalizes she is uncomfortable and he persists, THAT is sexual assault.
-7 carribbeanjimmy 2016-10-11
3 weeks ago I literally grabbed a girl I just met by the pussy. We made out a little at the bar, then I figure the ol' bowling-ball grip up the back of her dress while walking home was the next logical step, she enjoyed my initiative. I mention this because I'm not some SJW cuck who "courts" women and asks their permission to hold their hand. The shit he said got creepy, and had a predatory vibe, but it's ok because he's a celebrity
7 frrunkis 2016-10-11
You gotta understand that he never said he did anything against their will. If you were famous and rich women would let you do that to them too. You'd probably tell your mates about it as well. Stop being a fairy.
7 OldGearJammer 2016-10-11
So it's OK for you to grab a chick by the pussy but it's "rapey" and "predatory" when Trump TALKS about it?
-1 Anarox 2016-10-11
He is saying that within that context it's fine, Trump was talking about randomly grabbing some pussy.
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-10-11
What he said is coarse and unpleasant, but is 100% reality. Most women throw themselves at men they perceive as wealthy and/or powerful.
1 stinksskc 2016-10-11
Not for any guys I hang out with
-4 StuntPeckah 2016-10-11
Seriously. No woman on the planet wants Trump to walk up to her and start kissing her mouth, much less shoving his grubby mitts between her legs with no warning.
Just imagining how gross it would be for Trump to act like he could be sexual makes my mind need a shower.
7 xyniphis 2016-10-11
No woman? The guys famous and super wealthy. Own his own jet wealthy. I know triffling women who fight over a shithead dirtbag weed dealer.
-9 oanda 2016-10-11
Absolutely. That's what triump supporters are Mmm to miss. One thing to be hypothetical another is to brag about what one has actually done.
8 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-11
Tsss like they miss hearing that Crash Test Dummies song or sumpin'?
5 holodog 2016-10-11
Fucking turn off your autocorrect.
1 Zombied77 2016-10-11
Grab her french fried pertaters, mhmm
19 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-11
Ive been a huge fan of Apatow for a long time but I had to unfollow him on Twitter. The guy is absolutely insufferable, every day he wakes up and curses god for making him white, and for having a penis.
He's the walking definition of the guilty white Hollywood pussy liberal wacko. Being stuck in a house with all women really did a number on him.
30 lilshop1986 2016-10-11
((("white")))
7 SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2016-10-11
shut it down
2 Gnu_Mutant 2016-10-11
Same. The unfollow him part.
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-10-11
His wife won't peg him if he doesn't do it. He's gotten worse since he started sucking on Lena Dunham's clit.
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-11
Yeah that's when he lost me. Once he became the patron saint of feminists and started all that bullshit too, I was like "enough of this fuck."
0 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-11
He's been like that for years fam.
-1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-11
I just started following him I think 2 years ago or so, but over the last 6-8 months he's just intolerable. I loved his book Sick In The Head from last year, even though it mostly leaves out politics. Social media is ruining everyone for me.
-1 cabaretcabaret 2016-10-11
I'm always cursing God for my big fucking pecka
14 TheAmazingPearl 2016-10-11
Judd "The Kike" Apatow is just "putting the pussy up on a pedestal".
11 3stepsbackward 2016-10-11
Would have been better if he ended it with "Please come on my show"
5 thrillated 2016-10-11
That's Keith's bit
7 Anarchorenegade 2016-10-11
I'll give Ant this one
0 mikelp1973 2016-10-11
Oh, good, I'll let him know of your approval. He will be so relieved!
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6 throwawaymanthrows 2016-10-11
That bullshit hollywood outrage is infuriating.
4 CowsAreCurious 2016-10-11
Judd won't see this.
4 jasim18 2016-10-11
Fawwwwk yeahhh, I'm always talking cooters, getting 'em wet and shit tsss
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-10-11
He's not wrong
2 SirWallaceII 2016-10-11
fawwwwk. deloris grabbed me by the pechka
2 CelticSabbath 2016-10-11
I know this from my girlfriend, ex-girlfriends and girl-friends: women talk about their sex lives sincerely with each other, which is far more offensive than the dude-bro-embellishing, if you value your privacy.
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-11 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-10-11
The problem is that they could literally produce a video of trump killing starving African babies and then skull fucking their skinny fly infested corpses and the guy would still go up in the polls.
That is why everyone is freaking out. I think I'm gonna tell my boss to suck my asshole tomorrow AM and then grab some bitch by the pussy and shove my dick down her throat during a conference call.
Fuck It!! Trump can do it.. SO CAN I!!!!
11 the_opester 2016-10-11
It goes both ways though, Hilary could hold down an infant while Bill fucks it and people would argue that Bill isn't running for president.
0 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-10-11
I like the cut of your jib sailor!!
Yeah but what if Melania shit into Bill's mouth whilst he fucked that lucky lucky baby and then everyone would be like "Oooohhh... Bill Clinton is cheating on Hillary!!.. AGAIN!!!"
Cum stained diapers are not a good thing in politics!!
2 xyniphis 2016-10-11
The aristocrats?
1 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-10-11
wink wink..
1 the_opester 2016-10-11
Everyone likes Hilary's cum stained diapers
3 shmigshmog 2016-10-11
...gaddammit
1 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-10-11
wink wink..