Wonder what her dad does for a living, might be a barber or a dentist or a salesman.
Highly doubt he's a failed standup comic who writes edgy material for his 10-year-old who spends the entire time at the comedy club wishing she could go home and read a young adult novel about mermaids.
She's a Dallas local and the local 'comedy scene' is in love with her. The local comedy scene is basically SJWs doing improv on weekday nights. It's the saddest thing you'll ever see.
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41 revt1 2016-10-11
She wont be such a mouthy, smartass when Anthony Cumia laces her ribs with a loaded right hook.
10 Superbad415 2016-10-11
in a year or so.
6 breadmoccasin 2016-10-11
A year or so ago.
35 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-10-11
Wonder what her dad does for a living, might be a barber or a dentist or a salesman.
Highly doubt he's a failed standup comic who writes edgy material for his 10-year-old who spends the entire time at the comedy club wishing she could go home and read a young adult novel about mermaids.
11 [deleted] 2016-10-11
ding ding ding
11 lemskroob 2016-10-11
better than Schumer at least
8 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-10-11
My Dad writes all my bits, but I still have a better delivery than Opie, so fuck you.
6 CompoundMediaPR 2016-10-11
What an annoying little cunt.
4 breadmoccasin 2016-10-11
This is the side effect of encouraging women to be funny; little girls think this horrific drivel is funny because their parents laugh at it.
Hey, preteen, I don't want to know you're alive.
3 TossyMcSalad 2016-10-11
The real question is, would you guys have sex with her?
I wouldn't to be honest.
3 bellboy1973 2016-10-11
Edgy as FUCK bro, I bet she even ditches nap times sometimes.
3 drunk8gods 2016-10-11
She's a Dallas local and the local 'comedy scene' is in love with her. The local comedy scene is basically SJWs doing improv on weekday nights. It's the saddest thing you'll ever see.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-10-11
I would throw a tomato at her....made out of cement
2 [deleted] 2016-10-11
Ughh...
2 chipmuink 2016-10-11
More like Chip's daughter.
2 anarchronism 2016-10-11
YAYYYY.
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0 iamfromreallife 2016-10-11
I laughed my ass off. NOT!