You should mention casually to him that you've spent the majority of the past few years on an internet forum mocking one of those podcast hosts and trying to make him cry on air

Your stammering and lack of interpersonal skills represented us accurately and that's all we can ask.

We thank you for your service, sir.

Wait, is this the thread where the one dude sucks his cousin's cock after he mentions O&A?

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I bet you did it with the grace of Bruce Wayne denying he's batman. Did you guffaw and talk about how you only listened to it for a bit but you haven't thought about it in years?

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Sounds like you got yourself a keeper. Marry him. Don't let him slip away.

what part of the country do you live in?

whats to worry then? even sisters are fair game there. Cousins are like distant travelers from a far away land.

Newfoundland? So what, you can't fuck your cousin because he's not a baby seal? Man up you jellybean-row-house-living faggot, you barely count as one of the white parts of this shithole country now start acting like it.

Tss was it Oldlostland a little while ago?

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Who the fuck lives in Newfoundland? LMAO.

People whose ancestors sucked at being vikings because they got the bends in 4 feet of water so they stayed there and ate shitty scrod instead of finding a better place to plunder.

Are you the guy in the wheel chair with the clean shoes who likes Jesse Ventura?

Ever call in? I remember a Newfie calling in, saying something mean, and then saying he was just joking. I think it was something racist and patrice was in.

I'm just going to go ahead and believe that this is truly you because that's pretty great.

That was really you? lol I learned Newfie jokes are just Polish jokes redone because of your call.

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Fuckin newfie

Trust me...doctors look the other way now. My ex wife's aunt had 2 kids with her first cousin....he was her Cusband.

so did ya just suck his c?

So why did you say "someone at work" and not "my cousin," stupid face?

It does. But it's even more retarded to describe a family member who you just had a revelation about as "some guy" because you thought the location of your conversation was a more important detail.

I dunno. Who cares about what you and your gay cousin listen to? Analyzing unimportant shit is this place's lifeblood.

I think he's lying!

You're no Hans Sprungfeld.

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tssst tssst yeah then they can fukken suck on each other's peckahs! fuckin' cocksuckers...

This faggot over here car pools to save gas money.

This faggot actually answered my troll attempt with facts.

Dont try to make it seem like we all on your side nigga.

He is a sensible man and carpooling with your cousin saves money on gas and hookers

You look like an asshole right nkw

Do I?

I'm on your side.

A few years ago, my girlfriend had a coworker mention O&A.

She said I also listen and that we should hang out.

I kicked her in the ribs, lost my gun, and told her to never speak of that to this individual ever again.

Too easy on her. It's not too late though, go get that shovel. You're not out of lime are you?

Don't set up play dates for me based off O&A, bitch.

Lol, I love how we're embarrassed to be exposed as listeners. Secret club.

I'd rather someone know that a man paid me for head than have them know I've spent two years obsessively gossiping about a dead radio show.

Roll over and give my old lady some head

I once let my Co worker listen to a show clip (think it was Patrice face off) he never talked to me again

LOL

NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT OUR SECRET SOCIETY. NO ONE CAN KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN HERE.

Keep it secret; keep it gay.

Bullshit. Panera doesn't have night shifts.

When do you think they bake the bread?

And we all know what baking the bread is code for.

Making yeast rise, if ya know what I'm sayin'!

Im just dying imagining the autism it triggered. Its like when a soldier with PTSD hears gunfire or arabic

It's like that time I was in a class last summer and someone there talked about how he loved O&A and hadn't listened since their break-up. Even I was going like holy shit, someone out there is actually aware of the thing I had listened to for the past several years.

I have drunkenly autistically tried to explain O&A/R&F to a few friends and I regret it

"Yea man, Howard is much better. Don't they have like a rivalry or something?"

One person I've ever known.

I can't let anyone know I'm in this world because sometimes I do Chip and people think I made it up but I'm just to socially retarded to explain it

If I had a dollar for every joke of Jim's I've passed off as my own to coworkers I'd have enough to make a 5 minute Chip cartoon.

That makes me feel better

Oh I think they suspect some full retardness, but not to worry, now you infiltrate and make girls take of their tops infront of you because they think you are special, just keep mumbling like chip and take mental images

You really want to grind your hands together and pop a boner, awlright?

i'm really glad i'm not that only one who does this. i play a lot of games with friends online and i drop the chip voice in voice chat frequently and it gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.

Did you get so excited that someone knew the show that your little pecker get hard as you leaned over and gave him a sloppy carpool blowjob?

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How do you approach another co-worker to carpool?

From behind.

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This conversation never happened.

whats to worry then? even sisters are fair game there. Cousins are like distant travelers from a far away land.

Ever call in? I remember a Newfie calling in, saying something mean, and then saying he was just joking. I think it was something racist and patrice was in.

Newfoundland? So what, you can't fuck your cousin because he's not a baby seal? Man up you jellybean-row-house-living faggot, you barely count as one of the white parts of this shithole country now start acting like it.

Who the fuck lives in Newfoundland? LMAO.

Too easy on her. It's not too late though, go get that shovel. You're not out of lime are you?

Are you the guy in the wheel chair with the clean shoes who likes Jesse Ventura?

Tss was it Oldlostland a little while ago?

Fuckin newfie