Brother Joe is the equivalent of the radio callers who would call Anthony a libtard because he disagreed with exactly one conservative viewpoint out of the thousands he already had.
It wasn't even an attempt to be funny, he just thought it would be another avenue to bitch about Hillary Clinton's "lies and mean comments" because his wretched family is sick of hearing about it.
To be fair he's not really doing much different from what we do. We try to hate people in a way that makes like-minded people laugh at the meanness of it.
He's just very, very, very bad at it. As you would expect from a retarded and senile person.
If someone does an entry for Joesph cumia with a suitable definition involving children's saliva perhaps, then gets the same amount of upvotes as brother Joe, it could rank top 3 in Google for the search 'Joseph cumia'
Fuck Hillary, she's a sickly, corrupt, bloodsucking piece of shit but she never said "her lies were the fault of Abraham Lincoln" she was explaining a context. Why the fuck do you even bother having these retarded debates when nobody listens to anyone and then just makes up random shit and twists words. It's insufferable.
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition ofBrother Joe :
A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.
Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.
The only problem I have with it is there's a #mediocre tag. People do know that mediocre means in the middle, right? As in half of people are better and half of people are worse. Joe's definitely not in the middle.
His guitar playing's mediocre. Everything else is lower.
Anyone undyingly loyal to their party and identity politics is a fucking idiot. What are the odds this welfare recipient has any sort of insightful perspective?
If it gets past the gate keeper libtards lol....correct me if im wrong but can't anyone post anything in urban dictionary? I mean brother joe is on its wY to be the highest liked word
I love how he turned on UD and now blames them for everyone thinking he's a bum and a faggot. Dick-tionary...Does this faggot make any jokes that aren't word play?
Does he understand how brackets work in writing? You use [brackets] when a quote is missing a word to contextualize the point. What a fucking mongoloid.
I wish I could shake down my baby brother for money every month like Joe.
I googled the word so I could downvote it, and there's already a definition from 2008 about her. He's not even original with his hacky shit. Sad, pointy-titted old man.
I wonder what the execs at those Indian casinos that hire SAMJOE's cheezy cover bands would think of this blatant misogyny? Racist & misogynist! And a very proud one at that given his facebook posts. I hear Joe TOLD Anthony to strangle Dani Brand and break her ribs.
Or just take whatever words he creates, use the same Brother Joe definition for all of them, upvote the fuck out of them and downvote the fuck out of his.
I can't imagine how unsufferable Joe must be at home, shoehorning terms like this into daily conversation much to the chagrin of his girl and every other person around him.
When a group of middle aged males try to play a rock and roll [cover song], and it turns out to be "[unlistenable]" and/or [audible shit], leaving the listener in a trance like daze.
-"Hey Vinny, I think someone put something in my Red Bull and Vodka..."
-"Naahhh, Vinny, its just da band, dey are so bad dey make you fuggetaboutit like dey usin' 2UDoo on you. I swear on my muthas life..."
-"WHA'd YOU SAY 'BOUT MY MUTHA?"
-"Vinny, its the 2UDoo messin' with ya head. Gabagool, pisan, focaccia."
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53 PretzlKing 2016-10-10
The irony of this definition is palpable.
51 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-10-10
The lib-tards. Yeah, that must be what got you all those downvotes. Not that you're horribly unfunny.
20 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-10-10
Brother Joe is the equivalent of the radio callers who would call Anthony a libtard because he disagreed with exactly one conservative viewpoint out of the thousands he already had.
14 NortheastPhilly 2016-10-10
We could probably convince Brother Joe that he himself is a libtard. He would go insane and then off himself
12 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-10
Joe would botch his own suicide and end up as a vegetable in a hospital bed costing anthony's bank account 5x more every year than he does now
5 slothlivesmatter 2016-10-10
From your lips to god's ears
1 Lobstrich 2016-10-10
Perfect.
42 shickadantz 2016-10-10
What a needy old faggot
11 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-10
It wasn't even an attempt to be funny, he just thought it would be another avenue to bitch about Hillary Clinton's "lies and mean comments" because his wretched family is sick of hearing about it.
0 packitchofsositch 2016-10-10
To be fair he's not really doing much different from what we do. We try to hate people in a way that makes like-minded people laugh at the meanness of it.
He's just very, very, very bad at it. As you would expect from a retarded and senile person.
35 BDub621 2016-10-10
This is a man that is approaching 60 years old.
18 lolercakesmcgee 2016-10-10
This is really the saddest fucking part.
11 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-10-10
Old people are kind of retarded anyway. Just watch them drive or try to work a self checkout machine at the grocery store.
19 xaway3 2016-10-10
0 upvotes. 18 downvotes and counting
13 packitchofsositch 2016-10-10
0-and-140
It isn't even the number of downvotes, it's that big fat 0 staring at him after he asked people to upvote it.
Joe is an utter zilch in life.
3 xaway3 2016-10-10
Haha. How did "brother Joe" get so many upvotes though? There's definitely not 250,000 of us
13 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-10
scorch's audience got behind the cause
2 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2016-10-10
We are many, the naked militia
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-10-10
We're an international subreddit I'll have you know
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-10-10
Voting bots
16 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-10
If someone does an entry for Joesph cumia with a suitable definition involving children's saliva perhaps, then gets the same amount of upvotes as brother Joe, it could rank top 3 in Google for the search 'Joseph cumia'
9 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-10-10
Fuck Hillary, she's a sickly, corrupt, bloodsucking piece of shit but she never said "her lies were the fault of Abraham Lincoln" she was explaining a context. Why the fuck do you even bother having these retarded debates when nobody listens to anyone and then just makes up random shit and twists words. It's insufferable.
7 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-10-10
Make sure you upload a relevant pic. Since this is about unfunny breasted people, maybe this will do.
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-10
At least he has a cool tattoo though.
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-10
I actually think it's kind of stupid and meaningless and that it's stretched fading color represents the withered potential of the man himself.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-10
And how trapped in the 90s he will always be. Tribal tat.
7 lemskroob 2016-10-10
meanwhile... 289,571
4 autourbanbot 2016-10-10
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Brother Joe :
Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.
about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?
3 packitchofsositch 2016-10-10
The only problem I have with it is there's a #mediocre tag. People do know that mediocre means in the middle, right? As in half of people are better and half of people are worse. Joe's definitely not in the middle.
His guitar playing's mediocre. Everything else is lower.
3 SueLightningsPenis 2016-10-10
Apparently "sex" was at least for a time the highest rated definition, it's now higher
6 lemskroob 2016-10-10
Is there a ranking somewhere?
290,232 for Brother Joe
297,802 for Sex.
Come on Peckahs, we can do this!
5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-10
but don't downvote sex, we're not monsters damnit
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-10-10
Whoever is doing the voting thing needs to stop before ud admin notice
2 lemskroob 2016-10-10
and now it has 298,618.
Likely will hit 300k today
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-10-10
300k already, do u think UD will take it down?
6 zmontoya 2016-10-10
Anyone undyingly loyal to their party and identity politics is a fucking idiot. What are the odds this welfare recipient has any sort of insightful perspective?
6 all_copacetic 2016-10-10
This is the only person in the world I hate more than Opie. He's too stupid to comprehend how stupid he is.
5 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-10-10
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hillaryus&defid=10338837
10 alcoon-slambag 2016-10-10
A bunch of libtards have downvoted it!
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5 EskimoEscrow 2016-10-10
Normal, Hilaryus!
5 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-10-10
If it gets past the gate keeper libtards lol....correct me if im wrong but can't anyone post anything in urban dictionary? I mean brother joe is on its wY to be the highest liked word
3 faustok 2016-10-10
yep. He acted the same way last time. Like there's an urban dictionary review board that vets every submission.
5 SueLightningsPenis 2016-10-10
What is this babbling retard talking about? If it "gets in"? Does he still think it's "published" on urban dictionary?
5 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-10
I love how he turned on UD and now blames them for everyone thinking he's a bum and a faggot. Dick-tionary...Does this faggot make any jokes that aren't word play?
4 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-10-10
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Roadblack&defid=10284529
Don't forget to also vote whichever way you feel (upvote if you like, downvote if you don't like) for Brother Joe's definition of "Road-Black"
2 NortheastPhilly 2016-10-10
Road-black or not, Brother Joe isn't going to work anytime soon
0 autourbanbot 2016-10-10
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Road-Black :
There were many road-blacks on I-95 this morning, making it impossible for me to get to work on time.
about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?
4 RatherPleasent 2016-10-10
Does he understand how brackets work in writing? You use [brackets] when a quote is missing a word to contextualize the point. What a fucking mongoloid.
I wish I could shake down my baby brother for money every month like Joe.
3 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-10-10
I googled the word so I could downvote it, and there's already a definition from 2008 about her. He's not even original with his hacky shit. Sad, pointy-titted old man.
3 AntsCamera 2016-10-10
Joe really is a 16 year old girl.
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3 Jackatard 2016-10-10
I wonder what the execs at those Indian casinos that hire SAMJOE's cheezy cover bands would think of this blatant misogyny? Racist & misogynist! And a very proud one at that given his facebook posts. I hear Joe TOLD Anthony to strangle Dani Brand and break her ribs.
3 jokopolis 2016-10-10
We need to create a new word for brother joe
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-10-10
Or just take whatever words he creates, use the same Brother Joe definition for all of them, upvote the fuck out of them and downvote the fuck out of his.
3 cumshells 2016-10-10
Joe is a very [literate] [person] that [understands] grammar and [punctuation].
3 theendofanerror 2016-10-10
If he pay-per-viewed the himself and his brother watching election results roll in I would buy it just to watch him meltdown.
2 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-10-10
69% ... tsss fawkin hillaryus
2 i_saw_nothing 2016-10-10
I can't imagine how unsufferable Joe must be at home, shoehorning terms like this into daily conversation much to the chagrin of his girl and every other person around him.
2 RBuddCumia 2016-10-10
Is this the same guy that lives off his brother and pays children to spit on his mouth?
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-10
I think IN his mouth, but he will accept "on" if he's in a hurry.
2 ActualTourettesGuy 2016-10-10
Brother Joe is an even less likable Harry Hater.
2 3stepsbackward 2016-10-10
This man legit thinks he is being witty and humorous. Let that sink in.
2 jokespot 2016-10-10
Only serious votes please.
2 xyniphis 2016-10-10
Im got really really angry reading that.
Get a job you worthless asshole.
2 YoTheyGotGoobers 2016-10-10
FAWKIN HOMERUN COCKSUCKA
2 jarjarjelly 2016-10-10
jesus christ this shit is too good
2 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-10-10
Homerun Chippah
2 wbfletcher 2016-10-10
2UDoo
When a group of middle aged males try to play a rock and roll [cover song], and it turns out to be "[unlistenable]" and/or [audible shit], leaving the listener in a trance like daze.
-"Hey Vinny, I think someone put something in my Red Bull and Vodka..."
-"Naahhh, Vinny, its just da band, dey are so bad dey make you fuggetaboutit like dey usin' 2UDoo on you. I swear on my muthas life..."
-"WHA'd YOU SAY 'BOUT MY MUTHA?"
-"Vinny, its the 2UDoo messin' with ya head. Gabagool, pisan, focaccia."
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1 fyisah 2016-10-10
Nothing would bring me more joy than if the real dictionary people would add "Brother Joe" to the dictionary.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-10-10
His lack of self awareness is astounding.
-3 Weirdo_Mc_Claw 2016-10-10
What's a SAMCRO?
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-10
"What's a Nubian?"
3 faustok 2016-10-10
yep. He acted the same way last time. Like there's an urban dictionary review board that vets every submission.
12 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-10
Joe would botch his own suicide and end up as a vegetable in a hospital bed costing anthony's bank account 5x more every year than he does now