I wonder if Patton Oswalt killed his wife so he didn't have to share covers... It's possible. Maybe he caught her shitting when she was supposed to be making hot dogs... Fatal mistake.
No one mentioned his wife's deleted tweet from earlier that fateful night where she declared to be voting for trump.
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3 MedicatedHead 2016-10-09
I wonder if Patton Oswalt killed his wife so he didn't have to share covers... It's possible. Maybe he caught her shitting when she was supposed to be making hot dogs... Fatal mistake.
1 K1bbler 2016-10-09
No one mentioned his wife's deleted tweet from earlier that fateful night where she declared to be voting for trump.
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2 3stepsbackward 2016-10-09
Oswalt couldn't make the shot; so he strangled her instead.
1 TheAmazingPearl 2016-10-09
He scored Chokesman on his strangulation exam in the military.
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1 stinksskc 2016-10-09
Check the grassy knoll bro
2 xaway3 2016-10-09
The greasy roll bro
1 MedicatedHead 2016-10-09
Patton's Greasy Rolls - There's a little guilt in every bite...
1 MedicatedHead 2016-10-09
How many people do you know who's 'wife' dies of 'sudden death' as an excuse... He ate her.