This isn't a joke or anything: When picking out guys like Theo Von and Chris DiStefano, Opie thinks he is putting together a radio frat of guys who look and act like him. Which he thinks is cool, instead of mistakable for actual mental retardation.

They're like the Scott Thorson's to his Liberace.

ME: I need another popper... SNIFF... Buttsex

I think that is PART of it.. but I think the main reason Opie wants guys like Sherrod, Chris D, Theo, Judy, Vic.... is because they are comedy outsiders. They aren't part of Jimmy's group of friends from the Comedy Cellar. The only friends of Jimmy that Opie actually likes are Bawby and Rich....and they are both comedy outsiders too. Fringe D-list comedians just begging for a little mic time to sell seats at chuckle huts.

Hey man, bobby was also on a recently cancelled tv show, give the man some respect.

I don't know what Patrice saw in her and I think she's had enough of the benefit concert money by now.

HA! Made me laugh out loud with this one.

doesn't he sound like gay drew carey?

He wrote a column in the college newspaper called Theoisms. It was like daily mofos

opie was a hand raised turd blossom of hack master wease he`s using what he has taught.Christ he had wease on other day and when that prick talked my speakers shorted out of nowhere and sounded like he was talking through cancer kazoo see if he ends up this way

That was hard to read. Illiterate faggot.

Well said.

This is a guy that goes to old ladies houses and fingers them, with no benefit for himself. That is a retard.

Is that a thing?

Yes. I can't remember the exact name of the company, but they basically send out tards like Von to people's houses, they create 'nests' or some shit and then fingerblast pensioners.

He's funnier than Destefano. Destefano is the unfunniest fuck this side of Joe De Rosa

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Hes a dumb dude.

He thought they took out part of the brainstem then used it to make a clitoris for a male to female sex change.

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You wannim ta be misisipi or sumthin?

agreed...never go half gay.

Theo makes me laugh all the dumb shit he gets himself into. It's makes me feel better about myself.

Theo just another in the dull category of unfunny negroes.

cept hes white.

Theo Von Huxtable is Cumia white

He is also Cumia "Straight".

I don't like his retarded accent

You shit talking Theo bro? I bet you're one of those creeps who does orgasmic meditation for sexual reasons. Fuck you dude.

Face it opie in the afternoon and sam and jim in the morning is Tard Radio. These guys fit right in.

Theo can be go-to show gay. When they need an opinion on being an unfunny faggot, since Jim's not there anymore to fill that spot, Theo should slide right in. DiStefano's bullshit is too thick, but he's least annoying of all the opie tit princesses.

he's more entertaining than sherrod, vic, chris.

Theo Von has been funny on all of the podcasts I have heard him on. E.g., Punch Drunk Sports

I find him entertaining. Thank you.

Yeah, but if Opie works his Theo connection, he might be able to get CT or Johnny Bananas on the show.

Numbahs!

I jerked off to the thought of Theo Von dying in a car accident on the way to do Opie's show. After I came I reread this and I have a halfy again... it's better than Cialus.

Adam Carolla has Theo Von on his podcasts all the time now

You can't expect the reader to listen to Opie's show to verify. Please give a couple of fun examples. Much appreciated.

These ex MTV "reality celebs" really have to try hard to hang on.

He's a sassy black southern woman

He's the 2nd funniest regular to Mark Normand.

They're like the Scott Thorson's to his Liberace.

You wannim ta be misisipi or sumthin?

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agreed...never go half gay.

I think that is PART of it.. but I think the main reason Opie wants guys like Sherrod, Chris D, Theo, Judy, Vic.... is because they are comedy outsiders. They aren't part of Jimmy's group of friends from the Comedy Cellar. The only friends of Jimmy that Opie actually likes are Bawby and Rich....and they are both comedy outsiders too. Fringe D-list comedians just begging for a little mic time to sell seats at chuckle huts.