ME: Guys, now bear with me. I'm going to to say some thing crazy. No one cares about the product. Have a - now hear me out - have a beautiful girl in the ad and people will buy.
Investors look puzzled
ME: Take my idea for this spaghetti ad. No one gives a shit about spaghetti. No one eats spaghetti. It's weird, ethnic food. But, place a broad in the ad and boom - higher sales. Suddenly, people will be ok with eating Italian or whatever strange food.
Investors still look puzzled
ME: So, who's with me? With your help we can put broads in ads and watch our sales increase across the board.
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...
Investor 1: Are you trying to tell us that sex sells?
ME: Yes! That's a perfect way to put it! What a great phrase - great use of words!
Investor 1: It's 2016. We've known about this for 100 years.
Unfunny people are capable of being funny by accident. Opie can't even do that. If Opie farted it would be followed by a 14 minute defensive discussion about it.
It's even worse when you realize eat pasta is supposed to be somehow related to got milk. He has just the type of 70s/80s frat humor where he'd see tits and think about a milk joke.
I'll say this though...If Jimmy doesn't drop the A-Bomb, then this little victory we're sharing in where Opie is humiliated by burned bridges, being in afternoons, and having everyone else around him doing better as he fades away; the victory (such as it is) will be bittersweet. The Ant phone call really fucked up the momentum to go against Opie. He's (or at least he thinks he's) up now. Hopefully he'll blow it hard.
Yeah the Ant thing was a bit of a spanner in the works, but Opie can't hide the fact he makes appalling radio for long. His tweets all get low single digit likes. If they continue to do that research Jim mentioned he'll be out on his tit-bags before too long.
OMG. Are you like literally implying that critical theory of gender being a completely social construct is wrong? It's like 2016 I can't even...Get educated.
46 comments
42 NumeroOtto 2016-10-08
opie thinks he just came up with the idea : "sex sells"
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-08
I heard he has an idea for a new show he's gonna call "Mad Men."
3 TriangleDimes 2016-10-08
Opie came up with this idea of doing a mob TV show, but like a modern one set in either New Jersey or Long Island.
2 SpiralStatic90 2016-10-08
Hoo hoo I invented everything Lindsay sniff
-4 _TheConsumer_ 2016-10-08
Opie at a board meeting:
ME: Guys, now bear with me. I'm going to to say some thing crazy. No one cares about the product. Have a - now hear me out - have a beautiful girl in the ad and people will buy.
Investors look puzzled
ME: Take my idea for this spaghetti ad. No one gives a shit about spaghetti. No one eats spaghetti. It's weird, ethnic food. But, place a broad in the ad and boom - higher sales. Suddenly, people will be ok with eating Italian or whatever strange food.
Investors still look puzzled
ME: So, who's with me? With your help we can put broads in ads and watch our sales increase across the board.
...
...
Investor 1: Are you trying to tell us that sex sells?
ME: Yes! That's a perfect way to put it! What a great phrase - great use of words!
Investor 1: It's 2016. We've known about this for 100 years.
20 866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-10-08
You Really know how to paint a picture with words man.
12 Mikekekeke 2016-10-08
He really sold me on it. Dude's a regular Greg Greggerson.
12 [deleted] 2016-10-08
You put yourself through a lot of effort to write all of that for seemingly no reason.
2 cum-pound-me-dia 2016-10-08
OK faggot, what's next?
1 piggyboi 2016-10-08
Car car car car car car car car car car crash.
28 NotNotAnthonyCumia 2016-10-08
He doesn't have a single ounce of funny in him at all, I've met a lot of unfunny people but he takes the fucking cake then stomps on it.
11 Aemon12 2016-10-08
Oh I see what you did there. Because Opie once literally took a homeless man's cake and then stomped on it.
15 StuntPeckah 2016-10-08
No, because Opie isn't funny...
2 Viking_Lordbeast 2016-10-08
Hmm.. I don't see the connection.
8 TriangleDimes 2016-10-08
Unfunny people are capable of being funny by accident. Opie can't even do that. If Opie farted it would be followed by a 14 minute defensive discussion about it.
2 AiCPearlJam 2016-10-08
This single comment is funnier than anything Opie has ever done.
18 WilliamTellAll 2016-10-08
i hope no one reports it for the nip slip in the shot. that wouldnt be nice to tits.
4 TangerineReam 2016-10-08
Yeah that would be unfortunate.
18 wifflebb 2016-10-08
Let's call up the spaghetti corporation and share this wonderful idea for a print ad.
8 Folken-braggart 2016-10-08
As the chief executive officer of Spaghetti(C)(TM), I heartily endorse this new print ad campaign.
13 ShiftyMcGrifter 2016-10-08
I liked Hicks' "Drink Coke" version better. We all know the Opester is all in with the Bill Hicks.
4 [deleted] 2016-10-08
The Opester's done some shrooms!
2 ShiftyMcGrifter 2016-10-08
He carried the shrooms to his awesome genius college roommates using only his buttcheeks and asshole.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2016-10-08
Just a taste.
2 anjabro 2016-10-08
Exactly, that's what he was trying to rip off.....How a classic comedy bit turns out when filtered through the mind of an imbecile...
12 KennethFresno 2016-10-08
Really the worst person in the entirety of O&As existence. You can't argue otherwise.
11 meanmug247 2016-10-08
I hope he tumbles down the stairs and breaks his back
4 Lobstrich 2016-10-08
I hope someone breaks in and strangles him with piano wire :)
3 dassabessdoe 2016-10-08
I don't really care what he's strangled with, as long as it gets done.
1 FuckmaHari 2016-10-08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4
8 suchanjv 2016-10-08
Would have been funnier with the caption "Spaghetti tastes even better when your raging father doesn't throw it against the wall!"
6 packitchofsositch 2016-10-08
It's even worse when you realize eat pasta is supposed to be somehow related to got milk. He has just the type of 70s/80s frat humor where he'd see tits and think about a milk joke.
4 yourunconscious 2016-10-08
/r/comedycemetary and this sub should have a partnership for Opie content.
3 StevenBrudda 2016-10-08
#subliminal #sexy
2 TangerineReam 2016-10-08
I'll say this though...If Jimmy doesn't drop the A-Bomb, then this little victory we're sharing in where Opie is humiliated by burned bridges, being in afternoons, and having everyone else around him doing better as he fades away; the victory (such as it is) will be bittersweet. The Ant phone call really fucked up the momentum to go against Opie. He's (or at least he thinks he's) up now. Hopefully he'll blow it hard.
7 Lobstrich 2016-10-08
Yeah the Ant thing was a bit of a spanner in the works, but Opie can't hide the fact he makes appalling radio for long. His tweets all get low single digit likes. If they continue to do that research Jim mentioned he'll be out on his tit-bags before too long.
2 karmacompanion 2016-10-08
The Opester just wants to remind you that he likes CHICKS and their TITS.
1 Superbad415 2016-10-08
I mean really it's a funny picture...who finds this scene sexy? Why was it made? How come the 50s sucked a sex? His comment on it is lacking.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-08
Is it -90 where you live? Nigga's a popsicle.
1 RectalWarrior 2016-10-08
It's 2016, please refrain from using hurtful, derogatory insults that codify systemic, patriarchal, white supremacy. Thanks.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-08
Fuck you CIS lord!
1 RectalWarrior 2016-10-08
OMG. Are you like literally implying that critical theory of gender being a completely social construct is wrong? It's like 2016 I can't even...Get educated.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-08
I want a formal apology on all social media platforms, and a akward press conference with your wife and kids in the background.
1 cabaretcabaret 2016-10-08
I would've thought this was fake were the level of subtlety beyond the efforts of this sub.
1 [deleted] 2016-10-08
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1 heradura5 2016-10-08
Now I'm even more frustrated Domino's doesn't open for another hour
1 _snoop_ 2016-10-08
Dassabeso