"I eat the shit sandwiches, shit them out and I move forward" - Sam Roberts, 2016

62  2016-10-07 by [deleted]

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Sam's a good egg and a far better radio host than Titimus Maximus.

If he switched the shit sandwiches, chicken dinosaurs and 3 hours kip for a steak, mashed potato and spinach dinner with a fruit salad dessert and 8 hours in the sack, maybe he wouldn't look like a 53 year old Treblinka prisoner.

But what the hell do I know, as long as you do your job on the site and try to take care of yourself, another day another dollar am I right, team?

From your lips to God's ears!

Anybody who can hold a conversation is better than Oqie at raqio. That's why he has Thick Tongue and Vivian Henley as cohost.

Not any more...

I like Sam. even with his voice and neanderthal features. he's good.

He literally worked the twink out of himself, you got to respect that.

Sam makes a great second or third chair but I can't stand him as the host.

I just do not give a shit about the people he surrounds himself with or the stories he wants to talk about.

Troy, rap, wrestling, reality shows, whoo kid and all those idiotic and unfunny women he invites in the studio...ugh.

I think he's a fine host but would really like the show to have another strong presence as a permanent fixture (Anthony Cumia).

I love the way he plays the foil to a lot of Jimmy's characters but the segments where it's just Sam and Jimmy discussing a topic will never be great as neither Sam nor Jimmy is particularly good at storytelling or putting together verbose monologues (Anthony Cumia).

The three of them would make the perfect show, I won't disagree.

Of course It would be Ant and Jimmy and Sam would be running the show, chiming in once in a while. Basically O&A but replace Opie with Sam. Pretty much what we've been wanting all these years.

My god these last few days have been wonderful haven't they? Can't wait to see what happens to Opie in a year. Contract renewal? Suicide? :D

You had me until the ugh...

Would you prefer an old-fashioned "yuck"?

Sloboteur

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast??

...no

I like how Sam described himself as skinny fat in his response to opie segment that was posted. He talks about how he looks like shit, hopefully him and jim do an entertaining show.

I was going to say that I like Sam for being green and recycling shit, but that would be Opie. :\

Bullshit. We already know he only eats chicken nuggets and frozen pizza.

Sam lets his show become overrun with his worst traits. Like Anthony, the only way to succeed is to keep the personal life and hobbies off the radio. Using his gig to meet all the wrestlers and try to make connections is fine as a podcast. I like Sam with Jim, but I would never and have never listened to a Sam Roberts Show by choice. And I also liked Special Delivery a lot. Sam is Opie, but stronger. He's great at being a pragmatic, vanilla host. The humor is in his insincerity.

I want to know exactly what radio wisdom he took from studying with Master Hughes?

We all know Sam is aware tits is a dunce who was carried by the talent of others.

"I actually eat shit sandwiches and then I fuck a retarded asian boy until it bursts. Bring me another boy AND another shit sandwich!!!, ADRIEN!!!!" - Sham 'The Snake' Robert

Sam is just as insufferable as Opie.

Too soon, you need to wait a couple of months to write that.

ok, so hes a coward. He is afraid of management and therefor his 'brand' will always be within their limits, never what it takes to become a big rich shock jock. I find him bland and safe.

"Never what it takes to become a big rich shock jock" what is this '02? What the fuck are you talking about?

Im talking about what Sam wants to be vs what he is willing to be.

Sheddep

I wanna cum all over your goofy glasses.

You think in opie-terms

Lol. Yes he should be more like opie

The Sam Show stinks. Period.

Don't forget "sniff"

No it's funny now, it used to be terrible, it still does but it used to too

Yep