I really hate opie

47  2016-10-07 by portland_based

21 comments

BaldOpie has blurred all lines between fantasy and reality. I just can't tell anymore.

The fat guy to the left is thinking, "Why is this 67 year old man taking selfies?"

"And why does he keep talking into his phone about sharks? He should be keeping his head on a swivel."

So, this is you?

Looks like an even fatter Ethan Kline

The funniest part is how this random fat dude has unwittingly gotten himself involved in this chasm of hell just by looking in a balding titted-man's direction.

Hes sucking in his cheeks to look thinner and more homosexual.

Wish I saw him on the train and kicked him in the balls

What a fucking fag.

Fucking poetry...

What's the point of this photo to show he takes the subway? A man of the people? Why is he making the blue steel pose? Why is he always alone? Why is he so fucking hateable? Why the fuck does this picture enrage me so much? Why so many questions

He has to take public transportation these days. Syrius gave him a haircut.

These are all very valid questions.

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What the hell is the point of this shit? He's lost his goddamn fucking mind.

He looks like a Danish pre-op in this pic

the othe rmiddle aged white guy is thinking "why is that middle aged white guy taking a selfie? faggot"

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Shopped

Ginger gray alien fag.

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww. He's got whispy old lady gypsy hair. Fucking yuck.

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