Yeah. Not only does he not stop talking, he brings every fuckin thing back to the Mets somehow. I literally was starstruck when I met him, like "Fucking Bobo!!" Within 5 minutes I wanted to commit seppaku.
Pretty sure Bobo's living of a giant settlement after his mom sued the teaching hospital for leaving him under too long when he was operated on as a baby, essentially leading to him being like he is.
He's talked a few times on the show about when that happened and he always worked in stuff like "pain and suffering," "emotional scarring," and other civil suit buzzwords. Which, that explains how he's always at the Mets game and ComiCon and all that other crap despite never being able to hold down a job.
That's not really true. Disability caps out at around $700 and any income you make is subtracted from that. Also he'd make less because he still lives with his mom.
That's another problem with public assistance programs: they encourage tax evasion. For instance, you'll frequently notice that drug dealing is rampant in public housing. This is because dealing drugs is a way to generate income without jeopardizing those government benefits.
That's a fair point. However, maybe if they paid out enough, people wouldn't have to do that. Even if you're receiving the maximum payment, it's nowhere near enough for a person to live in the shittiest town in america, much less a city.
Have you actually MET anyone on public assistance?
I grew up a block away from the projects, every one I ever met on public assistance basically lived like someone who was retired. They were bored and broke, but trapped in a system that incentivized them to stay home, watch TV and reproduce.
The way he described it, it was a teaching hospital and the doctor wanted all of the interns to get a better look "even though he knew they shouldn't keep me under that long" (again, legal eagle Bobo pointing out the gross negligence). And I believe that led to either oxygen deprivation or the infection that led to his 48 surgeries.
I mean, consider the source, since it's Bobo. But it seems odd the amount of information about the botched surgery that Bobo seems to know.
Shit, if it's true feel a bit bad for slating him. I always figured the surgeries were just to do with his awful, mangled penis and that his intellectual shortcomings were down to him being a good, old-fashioned simpleton; the proverbial village idiot.
At least he'll never have to worry about money, unlike us "normies." It does make me laugh to think that because of some improbably, colossal settlement Bobo has more sitting in the bank in a trust fund somewhere than Opie has in the bank.
Doubtful, but still, I need something to get me through the day.
Tits has got millions in the bank and property in two of the most expensive areas in the US. Bobo was on here begging strangers for an i pad. Sorry to shit on your daydream.
It led to his chewed up dick, not him being a retard. They left his dick surgery peehole open too long or whatever not his retard brain on silent. And he admitted to Dr Lydia once that he gets money from the govt for being a retard. He said he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
An underrated line from Anthony when discussing Bobo's penis's condition - hypospadias - in which the peehole was actually on the underside of the head:
"When you took a piss, did your dick take off like a harrier jet?"
Tits has got millions in the bank and property in two of the most expensive areas in the US. Bobo was on here begging strangers for an i pad. Sorry to shit on your daydream.
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40 Audibledogfarts 2016-10-07
I learned it from Jim Norton awroyt
37 Treeckosis 2016-10-07
Laughed way too hard at, "I'd rather donate to Isis."
23 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-10-07
It's a good cause awright.
20 takyon_deathyon 2016-10-07
Donation to what? Your Mets retard fund?
Bobo has to be insufferable to people that actually have to deal with him.
6 PassProtect15 2016-10-07
Said hi him at Anthony's live appearance with Amy Schumer two years ago in Brooklyn.
That was a mistake. Holy shit. Can't tell you how annoying he is.
-1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-07
Yeah. Not only does he not stop talking, he brings every fuckin thing back to the Mets somehow. I literally was starstruck when I met him, like "Fucking Bobo!!" Within 5 minutes I wanted to commit seppaku.
15 Slette 2016-10-07
That idiot blocked me. Must have been when I asked if Kurt Love was helping Ant groom his sister - it was the only time I ever tweeted at him.
Moron probably thought it was a joke referring to his sister a dog.
11 idamnedit 2016-10-07
Who would have a longer line for a photo op, Bobo or Virgil?
9 FurdTerguson88 2016-10-07
Do you have any spare change? My car broke down and I need bus fare, awrite.
9 lemskroob 2016-10-07
doesnt he still have that $5000 he stole form the radio station?
3 Mikekekeke 2016-10-07
No, Travis and Danny set him up, alroight.
8 McGowan9 2016-10-07
Don't the mentally handicapped get government cheese in the States?
9 YoBGS 2016-10-07
Pretty sure Bobo's living of a giant settlement after his mom sued the teaching hospital for leaving him under too long when he was operated on as a baby, essentially leading to him being like he is.
He's talked a few times on the show about when that happened and he always worked in stuff like "pain and suffering," "emotional scarring," and other civil suit buzzwords. Which, that explains how he's always at the Mets game and ComiCon and all that other crap despite never being able to hold down a job.
3 majestik6 2016-10-07
True, but he's probably on disability also.
In twenty years, when you're wondering why you paid SSI all your life and there's none for you, it will be due to all the people getting disability
4 allenricketts 2016-10-07
That's not really true. Disability caps out at around $700 and any income you make is subtracted from that. Also he'd make less because he still lives with his mom.
1 majestik6 2016-10-07
That's another problem with public assistance programs: they encourage tax evasion. For instance, you'll frequently notice that drug dealing is rampant in public housing. This is because dealing drugs is a way to generate income without jeopardizing those government benefits.
3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-10-07
looks at FBI crime statistics This checks out boys.
1 allenricketts 2016-10-07
That's a fair point. However, maybe if they paid out enough, people wouldn't have to do that. Even if you're receiving the maximum payment, it's nowhere near enough for a person to live in the shittiest town in america, much less a city.
1 majestik6 2016-10-07
Have you actually MET anyone on public assistance?
I grew up a block away from the projects, every one I ever met on public assistance basically lived like someone who was retired. They were bored and broke, but trapped in a system that incentivized them to stay home, watch TV and reproduce.
1 panjshirlion 2016-10-07
Not a bad point, but weird to bring up in an example of an actual retard.
2 McGowan9 2016-10-07
Shit, didn't know that, never heard that story. What happened, was he deprived of oxygen or something? What were the circumstances?
2 YoBGS 2016-10-07
The way he described it, it was a teaching hospital and the doctor wanted all of the interns to get a better look "even though he knew they shouldn't keep me under that long" (again, legal eagle Bobo pointing out the gross negligence). And I believe that led to either oxygen deprivation or the infection that led to his 48 surgeries.
I mean, consider the source, since it's Bobo. But it seems odd the amount of information about the botched surgery that Bobo seems to know.
5 McGowan9 2016-10-07
Shit, if it's true feel a bit bad for slating him. I always figured the surgeries were just to do with his awful, mangled penis and that his intellectual shortcomings were down to him being a good, old-fashioned simpleton; the proverbial village idiot.
1 YoBGS 2016-10-07
At least he'll never have to worry about money, unlike us "normies." It does make me laugh to think that because of some improbably, colossal settlement Bobo has more sitting in the bank in a trust fund somewhere than Opie has in the bank.
Doubtful, but still, I need something to get me through the day.
2 McGowan9 2016-10-07
Tits has got millions in the bank and property in two of the most expensive areas in the US. Bobo was on here begging strangers for an i pad. Sorry to shit on your daydream.
2 YoBGS 2016-10-07
I'm da undacova bObo awwwight? I just patend i'm of humble meeeeans
0 Hunter_Cumia 2016-10-07
That's the fucked up part, if it's true and he's a millionaire and still begging for iPads
3 Kurt_Love 2016-10-07
It led to his chewed up dick, not him being a retard. They left his dick surgery peehole open too long or whatever not his retard brain on silent. And he admitted to Dr Lydia once that he gets money from the govt for being a retard. He said he didn't want to talk about it anymore.
2 panjshirlion 2016-10-07
An underrated line from Anthony when discussing Bobo's penis's condition - hypospadias - in which the peehole was actually on the underside of the head:
"When you took a piss, did your dick take off like a harrier jet?"
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1 eastriverdriveII 2016-10-07
looks like he goes from homeless shelter to shelter. looks like an awful life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXEf3blWikA
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1 Killgore 2016-10-07
Don't some of his uncles give him work?
0 Hunter_Cumia 2016-10-07
obama
5 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-10-07
He's saving up to buy a noose because his dear Mets failed again.
3 CringyQuoteKelvin 2016-10-07
He's not lying!
3 Jaeromaru 2016-10-07
I hate he used the word "donation" because he really is skimming poverty level, and I almost believe him...
3 im_not 2016-10-07
I'll squeegie your car for 50 cents too awright
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-07
I just need some money for some natty ice awlright?
2 rahtin 2016-10-07
I'll donate $20 to the first person to con Bobo into sucking their dick or committing suicide.
1 Leofan7 2016-10-07
I'll donate my best Lenny Dykstra jersey.
1 CookieHaid 2016-10-07
tsss...whud is he makin pancaks or sumpthin?
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-07
He saw panhandling got Kevin Brennan back on Opie Raqio and wants in awlroight?
1 fyisah 2016-10-07
"We should boo her womb." - Jim Norton talking about Bobo´s mom.
1 [deleted] 2016-10-07
I'm broke, awright? I'm not loooying.
1 yul_brynner 2016-10-07
And why the fuck shouldn't he? Guy isn't going to pass his series 7 anytime soon, is he? Denny is salty.
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1 daveyistheman 2016-10-07
He and Lady Di should write a book together and tour across America with it.
1 breadmoccasin 2016-10-07
I don't dislike Bobo, he is what he is, but I just really get tired of hearing him on the radio.
1 TacolasCage 2016-10-07
I've all ready given to the Special Olympics this month
1 Plor13 2016-10-07
Gilbert charges $10 so this is a steal!
2 McGowan9 2016-10-07
Tits has got millions in the bank and property in two of the most expensive areas in the US. Bobo was on here begging strangers for an i pad. Sorry to shit on your daydream.