Let's sponsor a 'kids react to the O&A universe youtube channel'? For the guys with money or motivation or whatever it is you need to move out of your mother's basement.
Sometimes, when YOU have a NEW PROJECT, the NETWORK/STUDIO doesn't like you TALKING about it, so they PUT you in a MEDIA FREEZE. They don't WANT you to call Attention to a this new SHOW or MOVIE!!! Can't HAVE the OTHER NETWORKS getting Wind of it!!!
Can you imagine all the credits he tried to pitch to them? And after all the countless days of investigating their validity they settled on leaving it blank.
Yes I know you guys might be thinking "How does this guy lowers himself into doing these react videos"?
You must understand it comes a time in his life he just wants to have some fun and not have the pressure to crank out masterpiece after masterpiece, just like Bob de Niro.
They probably asked him to be on the show, basically to carry it, as all other actors are unknowns taken from the streets. Scorch's rate might have them set back a bit, but the video is doing extremely well so far.
They will get a big return on their investment through youtube ads, of course not a surprise with such a big name featured as a contestant.
On a CHANNEL that is SUBSCRIBED to by 6 million HOUSEHOLDS and has 1 BILLION viewers around the WORLD!!! These NUMBAS aren't as GOOD as "SCORCH'S PFG-TV", but they are MUCH BETTER than what OPIE's dumb Videos can do!!!!
If you TAKE the 1 BILLION people who WATCH these VIDEOS and 3 billion that watched PFG-TV, SCORCH has been seen by OVER half the PLANET!!!
I wish as a subreddit we could come together and make fake people magazine and other tabloids with scorch gossip on the cover. That would absolutely blow his mind.
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39 dankfranklin 2016-10-07
Because he's PFG you fag
27 SlamballReunionTour 2016-10-07
If anyone ever clicks on any youtube labeled "react", a hellfire drone should instantly euthanize them from low orbit.
3 zmontoya 2016-10-07
I share the same sentiment with people who laugh at commercials.
2 sjeffiesjeff 2016-10-07
Didn't you just watch the video?
8 SlamballReunionTour 2016-10-07
Nnnnnnnnnnnnno!!
19 CharlieDango 2016-10-07
Damn! I thought it was going to be kids reacting to Scorch's PFGTV.
10 radiospringy 2016-10-07
"Wait, Boston is the name of a band?"
10 OpiesMammogramResult 2016-10-07
"What was that guy's name? Lord Dougman W. Godspeed?!"
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-07
This must happen
3 cottonsweatpants 2016-10-07
Let's sponsor a 'kids react to the O&A universe youtube channel'? For the guys with money or motivation or whatever it is you need to move out of your mother's basement.
5 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-07
Who would film it? Most of us aren't allowed around children anymore.
13 skankhunt420lol 2016-10-07
Every other adult and most of the kids in the video has a link under their name plugging their YouTube channel or twitter account. Scorch has nothing.
16 Caverlock 2016-10-07
Scorch is currently on a MEDIA FREEZE!
5 pfg-sciple 2016-10-07
Only for a LITTLE bit!!! JIMMY KIMMEL did something with him LAST WEEK but I don't KNOW if it AIRED yet!!!!
3 SlurpeeMolot 2016-10-07
I never really understood what he meant by that
I mean I know he was bullshitting but wtf is a media freeze
6 pfg-sciple 2016-10-07
Sometimes, when YOU have a NEW PROJECT, the NETWORK/STUDIO doesn't like you TALKING about it, so they PUT you in a MEDIA FREEZE. They don't WANT you to call Attention to a this new SHOW or MOVIE!!! Can't HAVE the OTHER NETWORKS getting Wind of it!!!
2 SlurpeeMolot 2016-10-07
Oh yeah well that makes perfect sense. I retract my bullshit accusation and go fuck myself.
7 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-07
What does he need to promote? Paul McCartney and Robert Deniro don't need to be identified either.
5 cottonsweatpants 2016-10-07
Can you imagine all the credits he tried to pitch to them? And after all the countless days of investigating their validity they settled on leaving it blank.
13 pfg-sciple 2016-10-07
SCORCH... PFG posted this on his INSTAGRAM
Hey it's Scorch!! This is where I'm spending a couple of hours this fine afternoon!!! VERY COOL OFFICES & STUDIOS!! Today, I'm taking part in a series called REACT. I'm a 'tough guy' who"Tries Not To Get Scared"!!! I have NO idea what's in store!! PFG Nonetheless!!
Not VERY P.F.G., but a JOB is a JOB!!! From my own ESTIMATE, SCORCH made $100 million for that APPEARANCE!!!!
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1 TossyMcSalad 2016-10-07
Probably nowhere this high, but he is going to make them hundreds of millions in the long run.
9 LamarThePotato 2016-10-07
Yes I know you guys might be thinking "How does this guy lowers himself into doing these react videos"?
You must understand it comes a time in his life he just wants to have some fun and not have the pressure to crank out masterpiece after masterpiece, just like Bob de Niro.
6 TossyMcSalad 2016-10-07
They probably asked him to be on the show, basically to carry it, as all other actors are unknowns taken from the streets. Scorch's rate might have them set back a bit, but the video is doing extremely well so far.
They will get a big return on their investment through youtube ads, of course not a surprise with such a big name featured as a contestant.
4 TheAmazingPearl 2016-10-07
They found him in a nursing home while casting one of their Seniors React videos.
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5 pfg-sciple 2016-10-07
On a CHANNEL that is SUBSCRIBED to by 6 million HOUSEHOLDS and has 1 BILLION viewers around the WORLD!!! These NUMBAS aren't as GOOD as "SCORCH'S PFG-TV", but they are MUCH BETTER than what OPIE's dumb Videos can do!!!!
If you TAKE the 1 BILLION people who WATCH these VIDEOS and 3 billion that watched PFG-TV, SCORCH has been seen by OVER half the PLANET!!!
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-07
Not a fan of the ol' opester, /u/pfg-sciple?
2 pfg-sciple 2016-10-07
OPIE thought he was SCORCH when he was the SIBBY!!! HE also never gave SCORCH the CREDIT he deserved for making "O&A" into RADIO STARS!!!
3 Phantas_Magorical 2016-10-07
REACT???
2 twinkskc 2016-10-07
3rd time this vids been posted, you fuck head.
1 Binski13 2016-10-07
HE is beloved and BROADCASTED around the WORLD! The real question is HOW did REACT get SCORCH!?
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1 rollerboogie 2016-10-07
Wow scorch is really coming out on top.
I wish as a subreddit we could come together and make fake people magazine and other tabloids with scorch gossip on the cover. That would absolutely blow his mind.
1 bellboy1973 2016-10-07
Does sam know about this?