I truly don't understand the Springsteen thing. I can appreciate him as a songwriter, but his delivery and sound are so fucking cornball. It really is "lawyer music."
That delusional old man is on his way down. The divorce is peeking thru the corner. Lyndsy Margera is considering the dicking she getting from 3-6 and she's about to ask for the papers. It's gonna get ugly for tits.
You just know tits had his hand up for a high five that never came when he vomited out that meaningless pile of dog shit. Goddamn abortion of a human being and it shouldn't be legal for him to do any form of broadcasting.
She's too busy with Bam fucking her brains out to care what Fat Tits is doing. As long as he can pay for her lifestyle, she couldn't give any less of a fuck.
I love how Opie jumps in and agrees with any point that someone says. Pete Davidson mentions something about how the election is getting scary and then Opie goes "Yea, I was excited at first but lately I've thought 'man, this is getting scary.'"
What a fucking clucking hen (ooops, I spelled cucking wrong).
54 comments
45 CoolerKing37 2016-10-07
"....Cause tramps like us, baby we were born in the USAAAAA!"
41 notj43 2016-10-07
What in the absolute fuck did that have to do with anything that was being said at the time
39 RamonFrunkis 2016-10-07
THAT'S THE BIT!
6 Tell_Em_Fred 2016-10-07
This is where Ant is needed.
34 Trewu 2016-10-07
What the fuck?
Isn't he singing that to the tune of another Springsteen song?
20 rhymeandsteal 2016-10-07
Yes. Yes he is.
18 DisgustingFaggot 2016-10-07
It's to the tune of jungle land. God what an absolute cunt.
7 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-07
Only elderly faggots like BROOOOOOOCE
3 [deleted] 2016-10-07
I truly don't understand the Springsteen thing. I can appreciate him as a songwriter, but his delivery and sound are so fucking cornball. It really is "lawyer music."
1 literalotherkin 2016-10-07
Atlantic City, I'm On Fire and Stolen Car are some of the best pop songs ever made. You don't know what you're talking about.
3 liquidmachete 2016-10-07
I wish you were on fire in a stolen car in Atlantic City
2 literalotherkin 2016-10-07
I see what you did there and I like it.
1 [deleted] 2016-10-07
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2 [deleted] 2016-10-07
Can I guess that you are overweight and in your late-40s? I'm going to go ahead and guess that.
1 ImOnlyBleeding 2016-10-07
Jungleland.
29 chickennuggetkid 2016-10-07
It's like if David Brent had a radio show.
23 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-07
" ...and people say he's just a pair of tits! "
10 crunchtimestudio 2016-10-07
"There's been a RAPE up there!"
1 rahtin 2016-10-07
Pointing to the payroll department as he cashes a check for shit radio nobody listens to.
3 McGowan9 2016-10-07
Brent's radio show would undoubtedly be more entertaining though.
1 chickennuggetkid 2016-10-07
This is true.
20 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-07
... I dislike Opie.
5 kimchifart 2016-10-07
this is groundbreaking news.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-07
Stay tuned
17 LC_IS_GOD 2016-10-07
Achievement Unlocked: Become the The Hole on your own show
6 WilliamTellAll 2016-10-07
must be one of those annual achievements that you can redo every year.
10 faustok 2016-10-07
Why did this happen? What caused his mouth and throat to make those noises? Evidently it couldn't have been a brain.
8 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-07
Opie is the Michael Scott of radio
7 Wh00pty 2016-10-07
"I got a broken TV" - Gregg Shannon
7 DickPunchOpie 2016-10-07
"There's a battery on my car!"
7 zersch 2016-10-07
I ate his wife's asshole while she neglected her children.
6 SuaveRico 2016-10-07
That delusional old man is on his way down. The divorce is peeking thru the corner. Lyndsy Margera is considering the dicking she getting from 3-6 and she's about to ask for the papers. It's gonna get ugly for tits.
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-07
I'd rather Bam take his radio show since he was shitfaced and making his junkie friend humiliate himself for dope money.
6 chippersonlyle 2016-10-07
You just know tits had his hand up for a high five that never came when he vomited out that meaningless pile of dog shit. Goddamn abortion of a human being and it shouldn't be legal for him to do any form of broadcasting.
4 rhymeandsteal 2016-10-07
Holy fuck. I hope his wife cuts out his tongue while he's sleeping.
6 SuperShake66652 2016-10-07
She's too busy with Bam fucking her brains out to care what Fat Tits is doing. As long as he can pay for her lifestyle, she couldn't give any less of a fuck.
4 CharlieDango 2016-10-07
Is there any context to that outburst or is randomness Opie's new bit?
4 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-10-07
Doooown oooon Duuuunderhead rooooaaaaad
4 herpacin 2016-10-07
Opie has the sentience of a Twitter conversation bot with a low IQ AI.
3 Jaeromaru 2016-10-07
Women, I now know what rape is like. I'm so sorry...
3 HudsonMargera 2016-10-07
God..Opie is infuriating.
3 tranthonycumiashow 2016-10-07
I love how Opie jumps in and agrees with any point that someone says. Pete Davidson mentions something about how the election is getting scary and then Opie goes "Yea, I was excited at first but lately I've thought 'man, this is getting scary.'"
What a fucking clucking hen (ooops, I spelled cucking wrong).
3 F_F_III 2016-10-07
That was the most infuriating 3 seconds of my life.
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2 DRIPSCBW 2016-10-07
What the fuck did I just listen to?
2 sikkfukkinpuppies 2016-10-07
This is actually worse than the Lacrosse video "JYyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"
2 jsmill1 2016-10-07
It must've been difficult for Pete not to say something about this.
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1 EastSideDan 2016-10-07
Good lord. What the hell was this?!
My mind almost melted trying to figure out in what context Opie thought this was funny, apt, or even made the slightest bit of sense.
1 molotovspritzer 2016-10-07
opies the gift that keeps on giving, much like a parasitic tape worm.
-16 arcadiajohnson 2016-10-07
Eh, this isn't so bad. Melodramatic cunts.
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-07
TITMULE INFILTRATION!
2 jsmill1 2016-10-07
there really is nothing worse than opie apologists.
-6 arcadiajohnson 2016-10-07
It sounds way better than Opie and Jimmy did towards the end. I was expecting that low energy pissy Opie. But he seems fresh.
5 nazereth1 2016-10-07
Like fresh dog shit.
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-07
Right away he's gettin fuckin fresh.
2 KennethFresno 2016-10-07
Opie responding in some irrelevant song is exactly O&J. That music radio hack.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-07
Stay tuned
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2 literalotherkin 2016-10-07
I see what you did there and I like it.