And then while he's filming the nut he gets one of his titties sliced off and the video goes viral and finally, after decades of attempts Opie " tit " Hughes finally gets the viral video he deserves.
Opie doesn't need to do show prep you see. He's a master broadcaster of the highest variety and as such, can spend his time wandering the streets of New York looking for artistic inspiration and then the day before his next show call everyone he knows looking for a guest that will help him get to 6pm.
He destroys the afternoons this way.
Look and learn civilians, this is how you adult a career.
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25 xaway3 2016-10-07
The guy on the left wants to kill him too
25 morningzoopie 2016-10-07
That guy made me laugh. Clearly not a big fan of men who take selfies
5 dassabessdoe 2016-10-07
He probably thought Tits was gonna post it on some version of /r/fatpeoplehate.
3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-07
Perhaps I will
2 lemskroob 2016-10-07
he must know who he is
19 Nick_1989 2016-10-07
Is that Bill Ponderosa in the back left wearing the vest? Pondee!!!!
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18 _barnacle_ 2016-10-07
Why does this fuck look like a different person in every single photo?
21 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-10-07
Some phones have a beautification setting for girls, it's painfully obvious opie cranked it all the way up
1 [deleted] 2016-10-07
Quanspiracy, he's a shapeshifting lizard? Or sloth.
17 GRIZx 2016-10-07
Those are the eyes of a crazy person.
17 TheFatMosque 2016-10-07
dis nigga looks like birds
16 CoolerKing37 2016-10-07
Look at him use a book to cover his breasts like a school girl who developed early.
13 Lish_fips89 2016-10-07
Tits turned into Benedict Cumberbatch.
22 chippersonlyle 2016-10-07
More like Benedict Cumbersome.
8 dassabessdoe 2016-10-07
tss more like beenadick cumberbitch er sumthin
6 Lish_fips89 2016-10-07
Tss more like Cumabatch from mah pecka, or sumptin'.
2 dassabessdoe 2016-10-07
FAWKIN HOMERUN CHIPPERSON!
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2 lil_yimmy 2016-10-07
Fawk Yea! how about ...more like 'Benetit Dumb-er-Sumptin'
2 Leofan7 2016-10-07
Bendydick Cuminpants
8 CamVanDerHorst 2016-10-07
Why would he have cumin in his pants why not salt n peppah or sumthin tss tss
2 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-10-07
More like salt n peckah tssss
11 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-10-07
I hope a subway slasher finds him
5 ff_beer_money 2016-10-07
It would be mildly entertaining if those crazy clowns and tits ended up on the same subway car
3 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-07
And then while he's filming the nut he gets one of his titties sliced off and the video goes viral and finally, after decades of attempts Opie " tit " Hughes finally gets the viral video he deserves.
11 AssholeinSpanish 2016-10-07
http://imgur.com/a/12E4u
9 AppleBonfire 2016-10-07
Does he dye his thinning hair blonde? He's 53. Just embrace it
4 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-07
I'd like to embrace his pendulous udders.
9 FilthyRichHugeCock 2016-10-07
two shirt wearing faggot
1 RBuddCumia 2016-10-07
Hes got to wear two shirts to cover up the goods.
7 Audibledogfarts 2016-10-07
You can't cover those tits with that little book.
1 Jaeromaru 2016-10-07
Holy shit dude, I was thinking the same thing! You know that was intentional too
6 CookieHaid 2016-10-07
#OrientalOpie
5 Clivepwnens 2016-10-07
Opie looks like every alien in a movie that's trying to blend in as a human
5 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-10-07
Nigga look like he wearing a Edgar suit
4 danimalplanimal 2016-10-07
wtf is this??
9 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-07
Opie doesn't need to do show prep you see. He's a master broadcaster of the highest variety and as such, can spend his time wandering the streets of New York looking for artistic inspiration and then the day before his next show call everyone he knows looking for a guest that will help him get to 6pm.
He destroys the afternoons this way.
Look and learn civilians, this is how you adult a career.
2 danimalplanimal 2016-10-07
what a find!! this is some andy kaufman/andy warhol level shit!
1 NortheastPhilly 2016-10-07
Sam's lucky Opie taught him everything he knows about good radio
1 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-07
Most important 10 seconds of that particular minute.
2 WilliamTellAll 2016-10-07
a man riding public transportation for the first time in 2 decades due to poor ratings/negotiation skills.
3 Jaeromaru 2016-10-07
Is he trying to do Magnum?
3 dassabessdoe 2016-10-07
That's Blue Steel, he could never pull off Magnum.
3 Jaeromaru 2016-10-07
This is very true. You need eyes that look straight for Magnum. Not one good eye and another looking into South Dakota.
1 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-07
Lol
3 ff_beer_money 2016-10-07
He looks like a legit creep.
3 dermotBlancmonge 2016-10-07
looks like he's trying to duckface
3 dommafia 2016-10-07
http://m.imgur.com/6ULPaUP
2 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-10-07
Yyyyyuuuuucck
2 dom6502 2016-10-07
He definitely has a lazy eye or something. It's noticeable in a lot of pictures
2 866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-10-07
Holy shit he looks like Christopher Walken
2 Mod_Impersonator 2016-10-07
He's a wonky eyed bitch.
1 nomorecompromise 2016-10-07
That mouth is Schumer-esque levels of ittybittyness.
1 iamfromreallife 2016-10-07
He's been cross eyed for years, I don't understand why that is never pointed out.
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2016-10-07
Why is he covering up those luscious mammaries?
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-10-07
He's a man of the people.
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1 [deleted] 2016-10-07
He looks like the alien kid in the toxicity music vid
1 TerpBE 2016-10-07
He looks like he went to Greta Van Susteren's plastic surgeon.
1 brasqo 2016-10-07
Opie is apparantly melding into Florentine...
3 Jaeromaru 2016-10-07
This is very true. You need eyes that look straight for Magnum. Not one good eye and another looking into South Dakota.
1 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-07
Lol