Hurricane Matthew's about to hit where I am full force. If this is the last thing I post in the beautiful, disgusting cesspool, I just wanted to leave you with a few final words.

70  2016-10-07 by theronin23

Rich Vos will be safe and dry performing all this weekend from 10/6-8 at the Funny Stop in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio.

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I don't know about dry.

I'll have you know it's been 25 years, 10 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours, and 37 minutes since he's had a drink in his body.

I think he's referring to the geyser that is Rich's mouth.

God blesh em, one day at a time.
give it up for the guy who has the right amount of stupidity
and has a horse like smile
new jersey's own
rich vos

I think you'll find it's "Horse of a smile"

The microphone he uses certainly won't be dry..

Gotta get the plastic like a Gallagher show

Hurricane Matthew is about to hit....

I'm dodgin' it!

We know how fat you are. The wind won't budge you.

That motherfucker could float wearing cement shoes.

TAKE US OUT YOU FAWKIN CIRCUS ANIMAL!!

...your mom's box?

die faggot

ME: Ffffawkin brutal!

See, I knew it was going to be a Vos-roll but I clicked anyway.

My first one. I saw the opportunity and had to take it.

I was hoping to see an empty message because the hurricane got to you first.

That'll relocate your house!

There's a storm in my house

There's a tree on my peckah.

fairly efficiently

Lisping filled the air, from Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls.

Thoughts and prayers.

The Piss Lord will protect you.

Shout out to Ohio!

GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!

Neither does antnee, gods bless him.

Was expecting a "your mom's box," I'm disappointed in you.

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It would be a damn shame if the hurricane threw a Volvo at you.

No it wouldn't.

It would be a waste of a Volvo I meant

tss or maybe it coud be a ford then we could have a fiesta or sumpthin

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So another state will be declared a natural disaster?

Anyone else live by C Falls? I may check it out since I've never seen a retarded Jew on stage before.

Your mothers box!

Turd?!

TAKE US OUT YOU FAWKIN CIRCUS ANIMAL!!