Sam Roberts has worked harder in ONE year than tits has worked in his entire career. It took sam 8 years to get his own show. 10 years to get a morning gig! On what planet is that a shortcut! Meanwhile fat tits has comedic geniuses carry him for two decades, the guy is a fucking mental patient and everyone should just avoid him.
If you don't like Sam, it's because of his voice, his snarkiness and his obsession with wrestling.
It's NOT because he's not the hardest working man in Satellite Radio, because, like him for other reasons or not, that fucking weird looking fag works hard as hell and he always has.
And Opie has always said this in the past. He's praised him for it even.
The elephant in the room is, a 31 year old Opie would have very likely done the exact same thing. Hell, he would have done far, far worse. He would have knocked someone down and step over them to get that gig. And acted indignant about it.
All Sam did was see an opportunity and take it.
Opie made millions of dollars a year while Sam Roberts had a fucking Emerson TV/VCR that he taped wrestling on, when he wasn't working or driving 12 hours a day. Opie sucks.
What shortcut? He's been there for like 10 years and working his ass off. Did Sam ever once say he was fighting for his life because he didn't have 4 other people to carry him? Did Sam hire 2 people to do the heavy lifting and sit back for 20 years? Seems like Opie took the shortcut.
Did Sam ever once say he was fighting for his life because he didn't have 4 other people to carry him?
That is such a great god damn point and boy does it make opie look small and a pathetic talentless loser when you compare the two.
"You were doing so good! You had your own show and your own brand!" Yeah, with one hole and no one else on an awful timeslot. What a shit argument saying he should have stayed the course sounds like after the "fighting for my life" whine-scream. You're in your 50s, shouldn't you be able to hold your own by now then?
I can't believe there are really people out there who think opie not only has any value whatsoever, but think that he's actually good (at anything).
One of the callers to Jim and Sam the other day said he listened for Opie and said he wouldn't be listening to Jim's show since Opie wasn't on it. I was in shock when I heard it. Who the fuck are these people?!?
Anyone remember when Opie mentioned his asshole randomly leaks shit?
I'm sure his wife dreams of Bam Margera whenever Opie's on top of her with his tits flopping in her face and his leaky asshole stinking up the room. Buuuuuurp. Sniff.
Opie is a typical greedy white man. In a grand scheme of things, Sam didn't even get something cool or substantial. He got the leftovers from Opie that no one wanted at a likely marginal salary. Tits thinks that's a shortcut.
I remember when Saymm was just an intern who called his dad to help him change a tire. He's worked his ass off to get where he is from starting as an intern. Look at intern david for example. Why doesn't he have a show if it's so easy...You'd all have your own shows if it wasn't for my david!
I know Than worked at Rock Star with the other 202 rejects, but I'm not sure if he's still there. I haven't heard anything about comedy working out for him.
What a pathetic attempt at dividing and conquering. Tits really thinks he's some psychological genius when in reality he's doing 3rd grade manipulation. HOWEVER I think we must factor in that Opie is an EXPERT at reading body language. Don't believe it? Just ask him and he'll tell you 20 times that he once read a book on it.
I didn't know Sam did the show under the name Donkey McHorseFuck and not Sam Roberts. How would anyone associate this show with his personal brand? :::::scratches head::::
As a fan of Sam, I'd say this is spot on. Joining up with Jim Norton is a bad move. He needs to partner with legit comedy talent like Zac Amico. Norton has, is, and always will be a third mic.
Opie took the shortcut. Went from being a hack overnight DJ no one knew about to being a nationally known shock jock in 5 years just by riding Anthony's coattails.
The funniest part about all of this is there are like 4 million insults that you could have hurled at this little bi-racial angel that would have made way more sense.
Hire Anthony and Jim to make a funny show - radio genius.
Hire Sam (let's be honest, Jim is the only reason Sam got the morning slot) to make a funny show - "taking a shortcut".
Right, Greg?
Right?
I can't stand the sound of the kid's voice, but facts is facts. He put the work in. And, your bosses think more of his work, than yours. You got thrown off your own show, Greg. We know. It stings. But direct your bitterness and butthurt at the real problem here - yourself.
The shortcut was to deposit a load of man jizz in Opie's asshole delivered by Scot Greenstein. Sam has no power. This is all inside shit. It is without a doubt because tits puts ZERO energy into his shit which is why you would bring on Sherrod Small... SHOTGUN TO THE FACE
Just because most people talked behind his back, doesn't mean everybody did. A very small minority stayed loyal (when they really shouldn't have) and the paranoid maniac has to 'sperg out on em.
Tits is only calling it a "shortcut" because he wasn't ready to give up mornings.
Tits expected Sam to wither away in broadcasting Siberia until he summoned him when he was ready to retire. Then, if Sam had shown Tits the proper respect over the years, he would have considered bequeathing mornings to Sam, maybe even calling into Sam's first show, if he was lucky, to officially pass the baton.
I double-dog dare you to imagine how insufferable that call would have been and not rage-vomit all over yourself. Delusional cunt.
sharks/"head on a swivel", "shortcut", "talking behind my back"; Tits is really pushing the "Sam stole my job" angle, but in the most retarded, passive-aggressive way possible.
The decision was based on Sirius' research (and their ears), you dink! Did Sam manipulate that research with his talking behind your back? Did Sam "shortcut" the research?
Fuckin' retard.
Tits is the one that had all the pieces there. All he had to do was play nice and share the stage and credit. But he put Sam on the "pay no mind" list instead of bringing him into the O&J fold, and he alienated and tried to fuck with Jimmy, to the point of trying to cuck him to his face with the likes of Vic and Sherrod.
Whose fault is it that Jimmy and Sam teamed up and became a more attractive option to Sirius? Tits literally handed Sirius a better morning show with his retarded behavior and maneuverings.
If anything, Tits created Sam's "shortcut". He took a chainsaw right through the hedge for him, by passive-aggressively and inadvertently pushing Jimmy and Sam together. And now, he's welding that union together with these cunty comments, giving The Morning Jesters reams of material to playfully goof on in the process, while he's circling down the drain.
He's doubling tripling down on his retardation, and I don't think he'll stop until there's nothing left to retard.
72 comments
74 GuyMontagMAGA 2016-10-06
Sam Roberts has worked harder in ONE year than tits has worked in his entire career. It took sam 8 years to get his own show. 10 years to get a morning gig! On what planet is that a shortcut! Meanwhile fat tits has comedic geniuses carry him for two decades, the guy is a fucking mental patient and everyone should just avoid him.
16 breadmoccasin 2016-10-06
If you don't like Sam, it's because of his voice, his snarkiness and his obsession with wrestling.
It's NOT because he's not the hardest working man in Satellite Radio, because, like him for other reasons or not, that fucking weird looking fag works hard as hell and he always has.
And Opie has always said this in the past. He's praised him for it even.
The elephant in the room is, a 31 year old Opie would have very likely done the exact same thing. Hell, he would have done far, far worse. He would have knocked someone down and step over them to get that gig. And acted indignant about it.
All Sam did was see an opportunity and take it.
Opie made millions of dollars a year while Sam Roberts had a fucking Emerson TV/VCR that he taped wrestling on, when he wasn't working or driving 12 hours a day. Opie sucks.
2 SuperTrucker76 2016-10-06
Don't forget the Nagel-tron 2000
2 hoark_hogan 2016-10-06
Coke floats
2 jarjarjelly 2016-10-06
sam is 33
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-06
31 year old Opie was spinning the hits on two-for Tuesdays. He stinks.
-2 willtel76 2016-10-06
Does it matter how hard you work when you suck at what you do?
58 Dennyislife 2016-10-06
Yeah Sam took a short cut. 11 years as a underling is just not enough.
16 twinkskc 2016-10-06
And he worked for free as an intern for like 3 of those years.
That might not be right, but Im angry.
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-10-06
He also took the short bus am I right
31 AntsCamera 2016-10-06
Sam was one of the faggots who made his career.
I wonder how many hours of programming Sam filled, between all his shit-stirring staff fights, or Jocktober, AJ poopieschitz, etc.
Opie should be kissing Sams fucking ballbag, as much as he leaned on him to fill content over the years.
I like to make fun of Sideshow Sam as much as the next guy, but Opie is a faggot, with milky fat girl tits.
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23 kevin121312 2016-10-06
What shortcut? He's been there for like 10 years and working his ass off. Did Sam ever once say he was fighting for his life because he didn't have 4 other people to carry him? Did Sam hire 2 people to do the heavy lifting and sit back for 20 years? Seems like Opie took the shortcut.
10 packitchofsositch 2016-10-06
That is such a great god damn point and boy does it make opie look small and a pathetic talentless loser when you compare the two.
"You were doing so good! You had your own show and your own brand!" Yeah, with one hole and no one else on an awful timeslot. What a shit argument saying he should have stayed the course sounds like after the "fighting for my life" whine-scream. You're in your 50s, shouldn't you be able to hold your own by now then?
I can't believe there are really people out there who think opie not only has any value whatsoever, but think that he's actually good (at anything).
2 dassabessdoe 2016-10-06
One of the callers to Jim and Sam the other day said he listened for Opie and said he wouldn't be listening to Jim's show since Opie wasn't on it. I was in shock when I heard it. Who the fuck are these people?!?
13 Anarox 2016-10-06
#opieleaks
8 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-06
Titleaks
17 lil_yimmy 2016-10-06
Tittyleaks
5 aTwinkForFez 2016-10-06
good, better, best!
1 radiospringy 2016-10-06
Lactations
7 [deleted] 2016-10-06
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1 Anarox 2016-10-06
Damn if wasn't such a cheap cocksucker I would have gilded this one
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2 lithium 2016-10-06
Ew.
2 fuckeh 2016-10-06
Anyone remember when Opie mentioned his asshole randomly leaks shit?
I'm sure his wife dreams of Bam Margera whenever Opie's on top of her with his tits flopping in her face and his leaky asshole stinking up the room. Buuuuuurp. Sniff.
12 aftershave 2016-10-06
Opie is a typical greedy white man. In a grand scheme of things, Sam didn't even get something cool or substantial. He got the leftovers from Opie that no one wanted at a likely marginal salary. Tits thinks that's a shortcut.
Fuck Opie.
10 camaro69 2016-10-06
He says odd shit sometimes.
10 turqsl 2016-10-06
I remember when Saymm was just an intern who called his dad to help him change a tire. He's worked his ass off to get where he is from starting as an intern. Look at intern david for example. Why doesn't he have a show if it's so easy...You'd all have your own shows if it wasn't for my david!
9 Thelonius16 2016-10-06
Correction: he called 911 to help him change a tire.
1 turqsl 2016-10-06
lol jesus you're right. Ok well Opie's right there... that's a shortcut.
3 philtheprince 2016-10-06
Didn't he have a show on Saturday nights when he was still an intern?
1 turqsl 2016-10-06
yeah I forgot about that! He had the THAN and SAM show. Wonder what happened to that guy.... Then he did a show w/ East side dave too
1 turqsl 2016-10-06
Shortcuts I tell ya.
1 philtheprince 2016-10-06
I know Than worked at Rock Star with the other 202 rejects, but I'm not sure if he's still there. I haven't heard anything about comedy working out for him.
6 Guinness525 2016-10-06
How is joining up with Jim "taking a shortcut?"
5 Ironhawk05 2016-10-06
The opster just wants his intern back!
4 philtheprince 2016-10-06
Jim said they asked him what he wanted and he said he'd like to work with Sam. He's supposed to stay on the midnight shift when he has a shot?
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-06
Tits claims Sam has his own brand and he gave up on it, attaching himself to Jimmy was the easy route.
13 Guinness525 2016-10-06
What does that say about him filling the studio with comics every day after claiming to have reinvented himself?
7 Arturo_Bandini_ 2016-10-06
What a pathetic attempt at dividing and conquering. Tits really thinks he's some psychological genius when in reality he's doing 3rd grade manipulation. HOWEVER I think we must factor in that Opie is an EXPERT at reading body language. Don't believe it? Just ask him and he'll tell you 20 times that he once read a book on it.
1 [deleted] 2016-10-06
And math. He sure is good at math!
4 michaeIcolestie 2016-10-06
Like opie wbab nighttime attitude
3 peckaface 2016-10-06
Opie knows all about selling out his own brand and attaching him self to some one more talented.
0 Glory1776 2016-10-06
I didn't know Sam did the show under the name Donkey McHorseFuck and not Sam Roberts. How would anyone associate this show with his personal brand? :::::scratches head::::
-5 Aemon12 2016-10-06
As a fan of Sam, I'd say this is spot on. Joining up with Jim Norton is a bad move. He needs to partner with legit comedy talent like Zac Amico. Norton has, is, and always will be a third mic.
7 xyz4 2016-10-06
Who?
3 Anarox 2016-10-06
Exactly
-2 kevin121312 2016-10-06
I think he's the gay fella who likes fangoria movies. Trust me, that thing has no career.
3 Superbad415 2016-10-06
explain yourself
1 kiltox13 2016-10-06
lmao this is a bit of a stretch buddy. and i like zac amico but no zac has his own thing.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-10-06
And Zac calls people out in a mean way, he would make Opie cry.
6 DaveNone 2016-10-06
Opie took the shortcut. Went from being a hack overnight DJ no one knew about to being a nationally known shock jock in 5 years just by riding Anthony's coattails.
1 turqsl 2016-10-06
give yurselff a beyllll! That's the truth
5 chickenBUTTlet 2016-10-06
The funniest part about all of this is there are like 4 million insults that you could have hurled at this little bi-racial angel that would have made way more sense.
5 SkepticSloth 2016-10-06
Hire Anthony and Jim to make a funny show - radio genius.
Hire Sam (let's be honest, Jim is the only reason Sam got the morning slot) to make a funny show - "taking a shortcut".
Right, Greg?
Right?
I can't stand the sound of the kid's voice, but facts is facts. He put the work in. And, your bosses think more of his work, than yours. You got thrown off your own show, Greg. We know. It stings. But direct your bitterness and butthurt at the real problem here - yourself.
3 MedicatedHead 2016-10-06
The shortcut was to deposit a load of man jizz in Opie's asshole delivered by Scot Greenstein. Sam has no power. This is all inside shit. It is without a doubt because tits puts ZERO energy into his shit which is why you would bring on Sherrod Small... SHOTGUN TO THE FACE
3 Robert-T-Pooner 2016-10-06
Imagine working for that guy and not talking behind his back about those big fat veiny tits of his? Not possible.
2 Jaeromaru 2016-10-06
Just because most people talked behind his back, doesn't mean everybody did. A very small minority stayed loyal (when they really shouldn't have) and the paranoid maniac has to 'sperg out on em.
2 MedicatedHead 2016-10-06
Sam is Jan Norton's penis holster.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-10-06
When did he say it, today's show?
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-06
YEEESSSSSSSSSS
3 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-10-06
In a Steve C voice please.
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-06
There you go
1 CringyQuoteKelvin 2016-10-06
What? Is Opie afraid to talk in front of his face or something?
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1 joomommyhappy 2016-10-06
Tits is only calling it a "shortcut" because he wasn't ready to give up mornings.
Tits expected Sam to wither away in broadcasting Siberia until he summoned him when he was ready to retire. Then, if Sam had shown Tits the proper respect over the years, he would have considered bequeathing mornings to Sam, maybe even calling into Sam's first show, if he was lucky, to officially pass the baton.
I double-dog dare you to imagine how insufferable that call would have been and not rage-vomit all over yourself. Delusional cunt.
sharks/"head on a swivel", "shortcut", "talking behind my back"; Tits is really pushing the "Sam stole my job" angle, but in the most retarded, passive-aggressive way possible.
The decision was based on Sirius' research (and their ears), you dink! Did Sam manipulate that research with his talking behind your back? Did Sam "shortcut" the research?
Fuckin' retard.
Tits is the one that had all the pieces there. All he had to do was play nice and share the stage and credit. But he put Sam on the "pay no mind" list instead of bringing him into the O&J fold, and he alienated and tried to fuck with Jimmy, to the point of trying to cuck him to his face with the likes of Vic and Sherrod.
Whose fault is it that Jimmy and Sam teamed up and became a more attractive option to Sirius? Tits literally handed Sirius a better morning show with his retarded behavior and maneuverings.
If anything, Tits created Sam's "shortcut". He took a chainsaw right through the hedge for him, by passive-aggressively and inadvertently pushing Jimmy and Sam together. And now, he's welding that union together with these cunty comments, giving The Morning Jesters reams of material to playfully goof on in the process, while he's circling down the drain.
He's
doublingtripling down on his retardation, and I don't think he'll stop until there's nothing left to retard.0 FootThingOnHisFoot 2016-10-06
Tit had Ant fired, Sam moved to 9-12 and spent a year trying to get Jim fired. Fuckin sleazy cunt.
5 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-10-06
Why do these Opie-bots have such a hard time with spelling. "Tit had Ant fired...me talk good."
3 Glory1776 2016-10-06
Ant and the Tit on your radio dialllllll
0 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-10-06
Shots fired? Have you been frequenting bingo halls and baby showers? That's soccer mom verbiage these days. I hope Judy Gold rapes you with her dildo.
4 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-06
Me too
3 mindfu 2016-10-06
OH SHIT SHOTS FIRED
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-10-06
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-5 Tm1232 2016-10-06
this is feeling like a work.
opie says something...gotta tune in to see what Jim and Sam say back
Jim and Sam say something...oooh I wonder what opie has to say.
If it was real Jim especially would be destroying him and I also very much doubt they would be on their channel.
4 Alg233 2016-10-06
You really think Opie could pull off such a thing? He thought Quinn actually made a coloring book.
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1 Glory1776 2016-10-06
so you are sayin this is like wwf rasslin?
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1 Glory1776 2016-10-06
so you are sayin this is like wwf rasslin?
4 Alg233 2016-10-06
You really think Opie could pull off such a thing? He thought Quinn actually made a coloring book.
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-10-06
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