He complains to Ant "I got KIDS, man. I leave at 8am and I don't get back til six pm."

WOW. Welcome to "99% of all Americans' reality," Ope.

8am? Bullshit... his kids leave for school at 8. That fucker probably wanders around filming shitty youtube videos all day and rolls into the studio at 2:45...still nowhere near reality.

You could say he almost goes into a...viral spiral.

What, 6!? Thats his own fucking choice, his job is about 30 minutes long.

Isn't his wife home all day too?

"Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? FUCK YOU, GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS." - Wikland

99% of Americans have kids? 99% have a 9-5 job? Definitely not reality friendo.

Oh, literal billiam124!

I don't think hes being "literal" I think you lack self awareness.

Oh, asshole Superbad415!

now you're being redundant

And THAT'S how you executive produce!

Zero show prep, right brothaman?!

It's like you don't realize it's a hang.

sniff

He hangs off a tree while sleeping like the torpid sloth he is

I SWEAR to you, I have no clue what that MEANS!

ME: Gonna have Soder come in Mondays and Wednesdays before The Bonfire and carry the show. Tuesdays will be baby diaper mustache.

haha takes a pay cut, punches the time card like a regular working man.

I bet every week he needs to go "upstairs" and wait in line for his paycheck.

Here come the Prepburger bits to pad out those days where he doesn't wanna do shit.

I'm guessing we get 2 hours of ERock or Denny bashing by the end of week 2.

Why did erock get stuck with op?

He fucking loves Opie, let's not forget

Opie is his hero.

Hogan, Opie, Mr Nagel, Scott Shannon.

I hope That Nagel Kid is asking Shannon for a job. Because the ship is sinking, and he needs to run before Tits starts using him for show fodder.

Theres tits on my house!

Paycheck vs. Paycut

Yesterday Opie was already talking of taking days off before Thanksgiving

He bragged about doing no show prep. What a dumb fuck.

He is balding much faster now

Is this real? The schedule on Sirius website shows replays on Fridays for the Opester.

I need someone with da chemistry, it makes it so easy, I can just sit back and chillz sniff

The environment of the show even makes the Doug benson more playful than opie's awkward show.

The amount of weed that dude smoke how can he be not high

Both shows are monday thur friday?

What do you mean, Jimmy's not there tomorrow. Jimmy works less than Howard.

...but Jim's taking tomorrow off of the show...sooo....your premise is incorrect. Whomp

They're both working while Tits wasn't on Fridays. Your premise is incorrect. Whomp. (Nice alt account, morning zoo ballwasher)

Ok tune in for Jimmy tomorrow.

Can't, I'll be busy seeing him do stand up.

Enjoy 5 days of lazy morning zoo until he gives up on Fridays again, Tit ballwasher.

Opie's on in the afternoon, not morning, dummy.

Why would I know or care I'm not a faggot that listens to radio zoo crew shows.

dummy

I bet you say that a lot. Parroting your radio heroes like a faggot.

Is he going to do a gig? Is that not still him working?

It's a SoloSamShow?

hopefully opie will bring in new material and force JAM to graduate from tranny hooker humor huh

Well, let's see.... see far he's brought on Vos, Judy Gold, and Kevin Brennan. Oh yeah, and he talked about raising kids for a lil'. Next he'll tell stories about his frat days. Yup, really knocking it out of the park with "new material".

Oh, look out, Opie announced DeStefano for tonight's show! Opie 2.0, breaking all expectations!

Never fucking happen, on either account.

I hope That Nagel Kid is asking Shannon for a job. Because the ship is sinking, and he needs to run before Tits starts using him for show fodder.