r/opieandanthony: I suspect that with you shitdicks, even if Opie, Anthony and Jim showed up and did the original show from your living rooms, complete with jocktober and cake stomps; you ungrateful fucks would still complain. At least we don't have Ronnie the Limo driving fuckstick and we have 3 shows to choose from

I suspect that with you shitdicks, even if Opie, Anthony and Jim showed up and did the original show from your living rooms, complete with jocktober and cake stomps; you ungrateful fucks would still complain. At least we don't have Ronnie the Limo driving fuckstick and we have 3 shows to choose from

0 2016-10-06 by adurango

Fuck all of you.

But hey it's nice to be a part of something even if it sucks and we're all closeted fags who have let ejaculate swirl in our mouths while little kids play in our yards.

14 comments

5 Tempo119 2016-10-06

Do you have a blog?

0 adurango 2016-10-06

No but I have a dog with a blog. Look it up. It's called Dog with a Blog.

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-3 adurango 2016-10-06

That would cause a serious bleed. I'm open to it though and can pencil in something for tomorrow afternoon. Only problem is I have an appointment conflict with your grandmother. Usually I fuck her while she tells me about her experiences in the German concentration camps. I'd hate to interrupt her though because tomorrow she was planning to tell me how your mom was conceived as one of the guards took turns fucking her ass and pussy while she tried to digest a dung beetle she had eaten for breakfast the day before.

5 Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2016-10-06

You say odd shit to people

3 aTwinkForFez 2016-10-06

odd, unfunny shit

1 [deleted] 2016-10-06

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3 telepepper 2016-10-06

You're wrong. So..fuck you too, bitch.

-3 adurango 2016-10-06

That's exactly what my sister said to me once. We now have a baby together named Fez after that guy from the Raw Dog show. She can't speak but sometimes if put your ear next to her head you can hear explosions from the war in Syria.

2 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-10-06

I wouldn't want them doing the show from my living room they'd probably spend a fair amount of time making fun of my living conditions :(

2 rrussom 2016-10-06

And what do you do for a living, Character?

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1 BMoneyCPA 2016-10-06

I still don't get why people think Opie is a necessary part of that package.

Get any fucking board op who will chime in occasionally when Anthony and Jimmy get too far into the weeds.

3 Moxson4 2016-10-06

I used to get so annoyed when people used to complain about Opie not being funny & then Ant & Jimmy were forced to give their scripted speech about what Opie's job on the show is. They had to say that without Opie, Jim & Ant would go back & fourth laughing & beating to death the same joke for 45 minutes. I always used to think "You mean they would cause the audience to laugh hysterically for 45 minutes straight? Fuck that, good thing Opies there to hit the emergency shut down button on funny!"

If you ever get bored, think back on all those classic moments on the show with Ant & Jimmy that were radio gold, now think about all those times when everybody is laughing so hard it hurts & you'll hear Opie right there trying to jump in every time Jimmy or Ant take a breath & say "we really gotta move along," or "we really gotta wrap this up because some who gives a shit guest that you've never heard of & don't care about will be in studio in a minute or calling in a minute." Now looking back, it annoys me even more to know that he tried to end everything because he was jealous because he felt left out. Yeah, Opie steered the show, right into the ground!

1 BMoneyCPA 2016-10-06

Exactly.

In the Jimmy laugh compilations where Anthony said something hilarious and Jimmy is cracking up - which is, in itself, hilarious - Opie would go "oh no we've lost Jimmy..." no Jimmy is just doing what your fans are.

I would say there's a limited need to have some sort of stabilizing influence for the show because I do not believe Anthony or Jimmy transition between topics well, but once they're on a topic the fucking ship steerer needs to shut the FUCK up.

1 Moxson4 2016-10-06

Opie loves to hit the brakes on the funny. He always bitches about holes because they're there to keep the guys in line & reel them in when they get to carried away & make sure the show doesn't get to crazy, but ironically, isn't that what Opie does?

1 Knightscribe 2016-10-06

Eat a dick, faggot.