Once held by the marriage of houses cumia and hughes, cumia was removed via an unfortunate beating at the battle of hooker black leaving the throne open to an inept, unqualified king in jOPEffry. Through internal struggles and in-fighting, the one true king has taken the morning drive time throne, all hail queen jimmsi!

Don't be fooled though: the Father of Piss is traveling across the waves of radio to claim his rightful spot, Dennyas Falconyan!

Keep your swivel heads!

(downvote me. I'm drunk)