Yeah, he should have paid Artie whatever it took to do this first week with him. That is literally the only thing that could have come close to saving his retarded, talentless bacon.
Yes. Sherrod did get some money. Opie went to the assholes down the hall and got money for him. I imagine the same thing for Vic. Maybe someone can confirm if he had the same deal as Sherrod or not.
So 2 hack unfunny douchebags got paid for essentially walking on greggshells and being boring? But Patrice, Colin, Rich, Bobby and the genuinely funny comedians actually made listeners laugh and enjoy the show and they got paid nothing?
on real shows, tv or radio. typically A list guests and semi regulars are paid, D listers get free promo. Staff at sirius xm see those guys as nothing more than a D at best.
It also means being on O&J didn't do jack shit for their ticket sales.
If they weren't being paid, but they noticed that being on O&J put noticeably more asses in seats at their stand-up gigs, they would have both been in the studio today.
Vic sounds like the nicest guy on the planet but not a funny bone in his body. If you listen, he has stories going back decades about playing at all these clubs and coming up around all these huge names. It should tell him something that most of those guy s went on to become huge names and no one outside of O&A/J fans know who he is after all these years. Hell I've at least heard clips of all the comics that have been on that show throughout the years.. either on radio,YouTube or TV. I've not heard ONE second of his act anywhere.
But they don't look like cunts. They were people he paid to be on the show, then when they couldn't be paid to be on the show anymore, they've got nothing to say to him. Who wants to be buddies with their boss after they get laid off?
Regardless; its just great that Sherrod and Vic put Opie on the "Pay No Mind List", when we all thought they were going to double down on Opie. It's a fucking knee-slapper.
They have to be aware of the dynamics & feedback to the shows right? They were hip enough to give Sam & Jim the top spot. So how could they not know that Opie needs a little $$$ for some C-list comedian help?
A: They don't give a fuck about him. They probably made him the offer just to keep name recognition for the channel, i.e. it would have cost more to completely rebrand than to just give him a lowball offer and who-gives-a-shit afternoon show. Opie got fucked & he knows it & it's killing his ego. These are great times we're living in.
Maybe it was a plot to reunite ope and ant by taking everything away and making him desperate enough to finally call, no way tits talks to zits if he's still in mornings.
67 comments
68 Stuper_man03 2016-10-04
When the two most talentless loser won't join a talentless loser on his show anymore...god this is precious
5 brmlb 2016-10-04
I like Vic and refuse to lump him with mumble mouth Sherrod.
1 Stuper_man03 2016-10-04
I actually like Vic too...as a rather smart fellow who seems to know a little about just about everything. But laugh out loud funny he is not...
But yeah...I shouldn't lump him in with Sherrod...who has no redeemable qualities whatsoever.
58 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-04
Read between the lines. Opie can't pay them anymore. Hence, the no money for a co-host.
42 majestik6 2016-10-04
If Opie has half a brain, he should pay comedians out of his own pocket. Basically outsourcing his own job to someone with the right skillset
17 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-04
He isn't going to make a year. He is frantic.
4 Mr702law 2016-10-04
When the Artie thing was going around I was thinking that only happened if Opie himself just paid him so he can make a splash
6 joomommyhappy 2016-10-04
Yeah, he should have paid Artie whatever it took to do this first week with him. That is literally the only thing that could have come close to saving his retarded, talentless bacon.
For a week, anyway.
3 ohaikek 2016-10-04
You did bacon a huge disservice.
1 OpiesTrainingBra 2016-10-04
Brilliant point.
25 Cletus_Van_Dam 2016-10-04
Vic and Sherrod were paid for their appearances?
39 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-04
Yes. You thought they liked waking up early to hang out with the Opster?
11 TheDarkFezRises 2016-10-04
Gotta promote Live From Lew's Cruise and your soon to be cancelled show about race relations somehow.
7 OswaldTheLucky 2016-10-04
Well, one of them genetically has a hard time getting up before noon as it is
17 Trevelbond 2016-10-04
That's shocking. I wish I could get paid to be unfunny. I do it for free all the time.
0 Glory1776 2016-10-04
I was just gonna say you should be making millions on this sub :P
7 schwoogiejoe24 2016-10-04
But you did say it!
1 Trevelbond 2016-10-04
That's hurtful, mister. Peckahs.
2 [deleted] 2016-10-04
[deleted]
-1 Glory1776 2016-10-04
Hardy Harr Harr
3 Infamous_P_I_G 2016-10-04
Yes. Sherrod did get some money. Opie went to the assholes down the hall and got money for him. I imagine the same thing for Vic. Maybe someone can confirm if he had the same deal as Sherrod or not.
edit: Opie just confirmed it on the show today.
3 DaveNone 2016-10-04
So 2 hack unfunny douchebags got paid for essentially walking on greggshells and being boring? But Patrice, Colin, Rich, Bobby and the genuinely funny comedians actually made listeners laugh and enjoy the show and they got paid nothing?
Fucking hell Opie is a clueless faggot.
1 Sanitarylizard 2016-10-04
on real shows, tv or radio. typically A list guests and semi regulars are paid, D listers get free promo. Staff at sirius xm see those guys as nothing more than a D at best.
13 joomommyhappy 2016-10-04
It also means being on O&J didn't do jack shit for their ticket sales.
If they weren't being paid, but they noticed that being on O&J put noticeably more asses in seats at their stand-up gigs, they would have both been in the studio today.
6 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-04
I thought for sure Vic would do the show for free. What else does he have going on?
11 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-04
No one is going to pay all the tolls to get into the city to hang out with Opie for free...
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-04
I thought he said he lived in Manhattan.
11 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-04
Ok. Change it to cab fare. Or wasting 3 hours with Opie.
6 linusstick 2016-10-04
Vic sounds like the nicest guy on the planet but not a funny bone in his body. If you listen, he has stories going back decades about playing at all these clubs and coming up around all these huge names. It should tell him something that most of those guy s went on to become huge names and no one outside of O&A/J fans know who he is after all these years. Hell I've at least heard clips of all the comics that have been on that show throughout the years.. either on radio,YouTube or TV. I've not heard ONE second of his act anywhere.
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-04
I saw his Comedy Central special from 2006 replayed at 3am last month. It was as bad as he is on the show.
3 philtheprince 2016-10-04
Did Vic ever plug anything?
4 renotime 2016-10-04
He came to my shitty state college ten years ago.
3 TangerineReam 2016-10-04
makes sense. He cant pay them so throw them under the bus so he's spared. make them look like cunts, so you don't.
12 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-04
But they don't look like cunts. They were people he paid to be on the show, then when they couldn't be paid to be on the show anymore, they've got nothing to say to him. Who wants to be buddies with their boss after they get laid off?
8 TangerineReam 2016-10-04
Regardless; its just great that Sherrod and Vic put Opie on the "Pay No Mind List", when we all thought they were going to double down on Opie. It's a fucking knee-slapper.
5 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-04
Friend$
2 xBrianSmithx 2016-10-04
How many of us have them?
2 jobcircus 2016-10-04
Opie has to pay for friends.
1 BollockNurse 2016-10-04
You thought they were getting paid? LOL
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-04
It was either 50 or 100. Dumb twat.
1 [deleted] 2016-10-04
[deleted]
33 CookieHaid 2016-10-04
Funniest thing I've heard Henley say.
26 TheSeaDevil 2016-10-04
Dassabesso, jussa not tawkin' an fawkin'
22 OpiesMammogramResult 2016-10-04
Soon, the channel is going to be:
9 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-04
Ussss!
2 bornrevolution 2016-10-04
not too sure i agree with yer uss there, lou
17 faustok 2016-10-04
For once, I was so glad I listened to an Opie only show.
"Sherrod still won't talk to me"
hahahaha fucking wow. Oh opie YA BLEW IT
11 joomommyhappy 2016-10-04
How the fuck did Sirius do research on Tits and not stumble on the fact that he needs at least 2-3 comedians in the room just to get up to awful?
Unless they want "Mopey Tits' Sad Sack Hit Parade", they're going to have to dip into one of their Swiss bank accounts to get some comedians in there.
On the other hand, Tits is unsalvageable, as both a broadcaster and a human being, so why throw more money down the drain?
If he doesn't get help, he'll wind up fulfilling Anthony's prophecy and just spin records for 3 hours.
4 JesusHDice 2016-10-04
They have to be aware of the dynamics & feedback to the shows right? They were hip enough to give Sam & Jim the top spot. So how could they not know that Opie needs a little $$$ for some C-list comedian help?
A: They don't give a fuck about him. They probably made him the offer just to keep name recognition for the channel, i.e. it would have cost more to completely rebrand than to just give him a lowball offer and who-gives-a-shit afternoon show. Opie got fucked & he knows it & it's killing his ego. These are great times we're living in.
1 Skitczobill 2016-10-04
Maybe it was a plot to reunite ope and ant by taking everything away and making him desperate enough to finally call, no way tits talks to zits if he's still in mornings.
10 itstimetochewass 2016-10-04
jussachillanfawkin
6 Jaeromaru 2016-10-04
Rats never stay on a sinking ship
6 Robert-T-Pooner 2016-10-04
Sherrod breaking the news to Opie: "dassabesso, juss' not talkin' to you any more n' fuckin"
1 icetech3 2016-10-04
Love jimmy :) So glad he goes rid of that shit finally an can move on. Just needs a good co-host now...
3 tar_baby33 2016-10-04
How amazing would it be if Anthony came back to Sirius? Ant, Jim and Sam
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-04
Very amazing, considering he's banned from the building.
Sirius will never take Ant back.
1 kevin121312 2016-10-04
Another lie
1 jarjarjelly 2016-10-04
how do you know? why should we jsut believe this? Is this from today's opie show or thwat?
3 yul_brynner 2016-10-04
https://youtu.be/-fe7EI9DDDQ?t=12m30s
Because OP is a lazy Luddite cunt.
1 jarjarjelly 2016-10-04
Thanks brothaman
2 TangerineReam 2016-10-04
he did; said it twice
1 the_opester 2016-10-04
wonder what a spot like that pays.
1 Glory1776 2016-10-04
How do we know this happened?
3 yul_brynner 2016-10-04
https://youtu.be/-fe7EI9DDDQ?t=12m30s
Because OP is a lazy Luddite cunt.
1 Glory1776 2016-10-04
we need to hear the audio of this
6 yul_brynner 2016-10-04
https://youtu.be/-fe7EI9DDDQ?t=12m30s
Because OP is a lazy Luddite cunt.
1 DisgustingFaggot 2016-10-04
HIS GUYS
1 Sanitarylizard 2016-10-04
car crash sound car crash sound car crash sound....
1 xaway3 2016-10-04
I'd consider it to be an honor never to be contacted by either douche
17 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-04
He isn't going to make a year. He is frantic.
1 OpiesTrainingBra 2016-10-04
Brilliant point.
4 Mr702law 2016-10-04
When the Artie thing was going around I was thinking that only happened if Opie himself just paid him so he can make a splash