Vos is the guest... sigh..

• Oqie goes 15 seconds before saying "all this BBBBULLSHEEEET"

• 30 seconds before being a douche to Vos, making fun of him for not being able to get a sentence out.. oh the irony.

• 60 seconds until he says "prove right now that you were asked to perform on Stern! I'll give you $100 right now if you can prove you were asked to be on Stern!" Oh sweetie, you can't afford to be dropping hundos after taking at 75% pay cut..

• About two minutes after asking Vos to prove Stern, Tits says, "already, he's ALREADY trying to make it about him!" Vos: "You just asked me to prove Stern.."

• Oqie's gut feeling was to not come back to "this place". Oqie has lost 10 pounds in 3 three weeks, got out of the shower this morning, and said "GOT DAAYUM this stress looks good on me!"

• Oqie signed his contract on Friday and admits his vaguery was because there was no news, he had nothing else to say.. so much for the "look for clues!" Oqie is doing Harry the Hater voice for no discernible reason, it's not funny and is obnoxious.

• Oqie has told them "a million FFFAWKIN TIMES" that he didn't want to do afternoons.. And didn't want to leave his FFAWKIN show. He was "kicked off his own FAWKIN show. It's kinda embarrassing!" For once, I agree.

• Oqie says "wanna hear how to spin it?" Vos: "say you wanted to do afternoons." ME: "THAT'S WHAT THOSE FFAWKIN ASSHOLES WANTED!" Jim and Sam wanted afternoons?

• Oqie "will ABSOLUTELY crush it in the afternoons! but as he sits here day FFFAWKIN one, I do not want to be doing afternoons"

• Oqie maintains the shake up "came out of nowhere", the NY Post called HIM yesterday, maintains he was "blindsided", Scott Greenstein said we want you to do afternoons, he said "well I don't wanna do that", SG: "it's that or nothing", ME: "okay, it's nothing" and walked and took some time to himself, Sirius KEPT coming back to him, and he said "EHHhhHHH maybe I can do it for a year." This came out of NOWHERE, and "the problem IS I JUSTHOUGTH I'd keep doing mornings! And this just came out of nowhere and I had NO FAWKIN time to plan for anything. And so my reasoning, and it's the truth, and it's not going to sound good for the people upstairs, but I, uhh, didn't have anywhere else to go cu--- it came out of nowhere. I-I-I-I scrambled a little bit and actually there was uh some nice interest out there and in the end I was like I'll do one year for you. And they're like no, we need a multi-uhhhh a multi-year deal. I'm like no, that's just not happening cus this is not my idea. I'll make it work, I PROMISE you that, but it's not my idea. And so it went back and forth and back and forth, so either a two year deal or-or-or-or pretty much shove it, so I'm like all right it's been fun. And they kept coming back to me "what's is this gonna take". What it's gonna take is ONE FFAWKIN YEAR, I'll give you ONE FFAWKIN year. And if things don't DRASTICALLY change, then-tt-hthen I'm looking at my last year at SiriusXM.... ^{period.....period!!"}

Holy fuck it's the exact same deluded shit. He's literally a crazy person. He honestly sounds like Trump babbling conspiracy bullshit.

• Vos gives him contract advice: "don't EVER say 'I have nowhere to go'."

• ME: "I DIDN'T SAY THAT! I'm being honest NOW! Like if I TRULY knew this was uhhh going to happen to me, I would have, I would have been all over the place trying to find somewhere to else to . But I was SO blindsided by this that I was like HOLY FUCK! And then people always say it's easier to FIND a NEW job when you still HAVE a job. And I knew what happened when we got fired from NEW when Ihad to sit out almost two and a half years, by the time we got back we were FAWKed and had to start all over, hence the John Lennon - Starting Over song by the way. So I'm like, you know what, it would be best to sign for a year, give it a shot, I'm not gonna FAWKIN just call it in, I will, I will do a VERY good radio show, and a year from now we'll see where we're at. But I-I'm looking at this as pretty much as my last year at SiriusXM because I want to go to a place that I'm appreciated and through the negotiations that just happened there's no FAWKIN way they can spin it and say 'you're appreciated'.

Well which is it? You said you had nowhere else to go, or there was a lot of interest?

• "This isn't a 'woo' is me, I'm not a, I'mI'mI'm not a vv-vv-v-victim, I'll be just fine, yes, of course, I got a great life, I really do. But I don't appreciate being coMPLEtely blindsided by this whole thing."

• Vos: "I don't know the rumors" ME: "THERE ARE NO rumors, I was PUSHED OUT! Jimmy told me a year ago he was leaving the show, he told me a year ago, then he said it on his advice show, then he said it on other podcasts, other radio shows, there was a Esquire article. So I-I-I-uh-uh-uh-uh I'm thinking 'so what's next for me? I started working with all you comics and the show was fuckin.. THE SHOW WAS FUCKING WORKING! And then somewhere in there Jimmy went from 'I'm leaving the show' to 'I'm gonna FAWKIN TAKE your show' or take 'our show', I should say that, cus we certainly did it together.' and I-and I-and I do believe that even though -uh-uh-uh we didn't have the best chemistreee, I do believe we did very good shows. ^{Ireallydooo!"}

• Vos: "Here's the deal, I will never badmouth Jimmy unless I get hired as third-"

ME: "I DON'T EVEN NEED ANYONE TO BAD MOUTH JIMMY, I'M JUST TELLING THE FAWKIN TRUTH!"

• Vos: "For me though, unless I get hired. If I'm hired as second or third mic. If you're in a war, you're going to need someone like me. Jimmy's my friend for 20 something years, behind the scenes, that's none of my business. The only thing that hurt me personaly, like I said, was the no text-"

ME: "I TEXTED YOU!" Vos had already said he was upset Jimmy text back...

Ughh... good/bad news: Sherrod still won't talk to Oqie, Oqie reached out to him and Sherrod is "FAWKIN beyond pissed that he lost Race Wars" but Oqie had "no idea that all the shows were going away. That was part of this ***master plan*** to completely blow up this FFAWKIN... uhh... CHANNEL!"

• Oqie is just interrupting everything Vos is trying to say to throw in as many "I's" as possible.

• Oqie "LOVES THE VIC HENLEY!!! He's also told me 'it's been good'. hahahahahaha"

• Vos: "he's not coming back either?"

• Oqie: "We'll have some conversations, I like Vic Henley. But see the problem is, uhhh, the problem is, they pretty much took everything away from me. So I'm up for the challenge. One of the things they said down the hall is 'yOuRE reALlY gOoD At BuIldiNG RadIO ShoWS! (in his hilariously mispronouncing words voice)' I had to listen to that HORSESHIT. And then it turns out I got Paul, I got E-Rock, I got Louis, and that's it. And no money for a co-host."

• Vos: "WHAT?!"

• Oqie: "No REAL money for a co-host. Oh is this (psychotic laughter) is this your try out? No guests. Can you do me one favor and make sure you don't make it about yourself? Like tone that, tone that part of it down a little bit please."

Holy. Fuck.

• Keith the Cop reached out to Oqie and was "vury vury nice and he's like Ant would absolutely work with you again blehblehblehbleh" but it was "too much to unwind in such a short period of time"

• Vos: "That's something to think about! Are you kidding me?!"

• ME: "What?"

• Vos: Getting back with him? (crickets) That would fucking, are you kidding me? You know the headlines? Are you kidding me? Obviously you'd have to do it out of a van haha-crickets."

• ME: "The funny thing is when I was yelling and screaming at the guys down the hall, I'm like, ya know, 'you put a lot of things back on the table.' and they're 'like what', 'like Anthony', they're like 'oh you would never, oh you would never, you would n' 'after what you did to me, you put a whole bunch of things back on the table!' I had a wonderful spot here at Sirius but then when things happen and maybe the funds go a little low and stuff then all of a sudden you start looking around going "ohhh, I can do this this and this".

  ---

Pretty sure Oqie just admitted his greed bankrupted the station.

• ME: "I mean, ya know, no offense to Jim Norton, but when he's not aorund I'm WAAY more relaxed, I'm way more relaxed. When I have Vic and when I have Chris, we're doing pretty good right now, I feel like I can be more like myself. And it's uhh no fault to Jim Norton. We tried and we gave it a good shot, but the fact is when Anthony got fired, Jim was the first one on the phone immediately, I've said all this so I'm not saying anything brand new, but hew as the one who basically said "you need to continue. You know damn well if you were fired, Anthony would continue" and I was in a place where I was trying to figure everything the FAWK out. And then and this has to be said, and then Sam, cus we're not holding anything back and we're going to be telling the FAWKIN truth. That's one of my biggest problems over the years, that a lot of bullshit came my way and I FAWKIN didn't take care of it as it was happening. Uhkay? I get a lot of shit out there, and I'll be the first to admit that a lot of it is deserved, of course. But the days of me being blamed for EVERY. FAWKING. THING that has happened here are OVER! So with that said, when it was all going down, Sam came out and saw me and said 'while you're at it, you REALLY should get rid of Jim Norton." That is a FAWKIN FACT!

• Vos: "What do you mean..? He said what?"

• ME: When Anthony got fired, Jim is telling me we gotta continue, and Sam on his end is telling me 'while you're at it, you should probably get rid of Jim Norton."

• Oqie asserts even when he and Ant FAWKIN HATED each other, they still had chemistree. He admits he and Jim had no chemistree and that's why he started inviting comics in because Jimmy needed a comic to work off and Oqie needed a guy he could go back and forth with. Then "somehow it got twisted and my agent told Jimmy 'he wants you off the show' and I reached out to Jimmy in the hall, he knows it was right outside the hall in the crossover and... why is BJ Shea calling?... deflection.

• Oqie stops whatever he was saying takes the call on the air. Oh it's because he wants BJ to say publicly he's jealous to work afternoon, and Oqie goes uhh maybe this will work out down the road, who knows, a LOT of people have been reaching out to me.

• BJ and Vos start talking, Oqie interrupts Vos for probably the 30th time and screams "BOOOORING!!!" at the call HE took to break up the bullshit excuses he was making.

• Oqie says "I got some FAWKIN Seattle news for you... Kurt Cobain's daughter is apparently a hoarder!" Brings up Kurt Cobain for the 2973804th time and says "his daughter" because he can't remember her name.

• More banal conversation, nothing happens, Oqie ends the call "OH SHUT UP, I GOT A SHOW TO DO! HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER ME? HOW DOES BJ NOT REMEMBER ME.. HE'S LYING!" Nigga.. he just called you and you answered on-air during your anticipated train wreck return because you knew you were talking yourself into a corner... fucking faggot.

• ME: "Okay, so where are we at now? He interrupted me. What was I saying?" YOU TOOK HIS CALL

• Vos: "You were saying you were putting most of your focus into getting My Wife Hates me Back on the air haha. You were just saying, I don't know about Sam or whatever but.."

• ME: "YOU DIDN'T REALLY LIKE MY TEXT TO YOU?!"

• Vos: "What, 'are you okay?'. My daught-'

• ME: "Then you had to make me feel bad, you wrote something like 'my daughter is crying'.

• Vos: "Yeah, my daughter started crying because when Bonnie told her we lost the radio show, she just started crying and said 'we're going to be poor'. Did you hear the last 'Ask Rayna' we did?"

• ME, flatly: "No.. I did NOT. I was busy uhhh uhh making aquarium videos."

• Vos: "Well a lady called."

• I'm not writing out the text conversation Tits is reading on air. Anything to avoid addressing this maturely and honestly.

• ME: "My buddy Buzzy, uhh, people have been BEYOND cool. I'm hearing from a lot of people all over the place. He reminds me that I was the Assistant Promotion Manager at WCMF when BJ Shea was a BIG star on the morning show. He was WAAAAY the FAWK ahead of me back then.

• Vos: "Back then? Right, now too."

• ME: "Now he's ahead of me again HAHAHAHA"

• Vos: "So is Roland" <---- I LEGIT LOFFED YAAAAAY

FAWkin BORIN Rochester stories. Rich went to a stripclub with Brother Wease and ever since then he's had a great relationship.

• Vos: "I think I've had a great relationships with all radio. Cus you know why? Because I'M NEUTRAL, I'M A NEUTRAL GUY! I'm a guy who looks out for his family."

• ME: "Not gonna lie, that's frustrated the hell out of me over the years. FAWKIN take a STAND will you?!"

• Vos: "Yeah, the stand is me and my fucking family and what I got to do to get ahead."

Hahaha Vos just admitted he's only on Afternoon Hits with Pendulous Tits to help his career.

Oqie goes further autistic immediately after the previous quote:

• ME: "You got a new CD, Rich Vos 5, I see."

• Vos: "Yeah it's gonna come out in two weeks on iTunes."

• ME: "Vury cool, how do they get this?"

• Vos: "Well in two weeks, it's gonna be on iTun-"

• ME: "Your mom died?"

• Vos: "Yeah"

• ME: "How long ago?"

• Vos: "We talked about it..."

Yet another deflection by Oqie.. delaying the behind the scenes talk for a few more minutes.

Highlight:

• Vos: "Switzerland's gotta do what Switzerland's gotta do to stay Switzerland." He NAILS it without a single slur. This is SHOCKING to seasoned listeners. Of course Oqie has to try to get him

• ME: "SCHWIZTZERLAND? You wanna try to say that a little more? A little saliva and then.. where was I? Are you paying attention?"

• Vos: "YES! You were ranting."

• ME: "I'm not, I wasn't ranting!" Yes you were, Greggy.

• ME: "In the hallway, I felt like I had to talk to Jimmy cus he got the wrong information. 'Jimmy, here's the deal, I like doing radio with you, but I also like doing radio without you. And maybe we can figure something out, I don't know.' And that was the last time we ever talked about any of this shit then fast forward and I was BLINDSIDED that I'm leaving the morning show. And they wanted M^EEEE to make it look like it was MY idea. WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT?!"

• Vos: "I would. I would spin it out there to look like, because the mutants out there, if you spun it to make it look like, "hey, ya know, I feel like doing afternoons" and you HAVE talked about doing afternoons during your show with him and if you go hey I-"

• ME: "What do you mean I talked about doing afternoons? Because this keeps coming up."

• Vos: "You HAVE talked about it during the radio and other times."

• ME: "I-I-I-I-I-I-I had no desire to go back to the afternoons though. I'm sure if it was brought up, maybe I'd think about it for a second. But it wasn't a real possibility. I got (Bam's) kids that I got to be! I'm lucky I get to be home with them most of the day. Now it's all sorts of fucked up!

• Vos: "You'll see your kids, don't worry. I.. listen-"

• ME: "And look, I gotta keep saying this because I know how people spin EVERY.. FFFAWKIN.. thing. I'm not doing a 'woe is me', I'm just telling you. If you had the chance to do mornings or afternoons and you got two small kids in school, which would one would you pick, Rich Vos? Be honest!"

• Vos: "Me? Personally.."

• ME: "YES!"

• Vos: "See, it's a-"

• ME: "If you had a chance to see your kids more, wouldn't you want to keep that going?"

HOLY FUCK, LET THE MAN ANSWER A GOD DAMN QUESTION YOU SHIT TITS..

Kiddie talk sh^uuuure

• Vos is basically says, "I don't get to see my kids as often as I'd like to because I have to be on the road to make a certain amount of money so Bonnie has to be there with Rayna, I get to see her but believe you me, she-"

• ME: "I get it, when I was growing up I didn't get to see my dad until 7:30 at night. I get it, I got a very easy life. And so I don't want this to be spun. BUT, everything is relative. If you get the chance to continue staying home and be with your kids.. OR basically saying well, ya know, uhh, I'll drop you off at school at 8 o'clock and now I'm not gonna see you until 6:30/7 at night, it SUCKS. It's all relative."

• Vos: "You want me to ans-"

• ME: "Now, if I didn't have kids, maybe this would make a little more sense. I DON'T KNOW."

• Vos: "This is what I would do. In life - can I give my opinion on things? Do you like it, even though you won't agree? - I think you go do Anthony's podcast and bury the hatchet and see where that leads because people get divorced and get back together and have even a stronger thing. It happens all the time."

• ME: "Starting O^OOOVEEER. I pick my songs carefully!"

YOU DELUDED FUCK. YOU SAID HALF AN HOUR AGO YOU PICKED THAT SONG BECAUSE "the guys upstairs/down the hall/wherever else you want to say they work because you're loyin awright" SAID YOU WERE GOOD AT STARTING RADIO SHOWS ALL OVER AGAIN.. NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE PLANNING TO GET BACK WITH ANT HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'VE CONTRADICTED YOURSELF SO MANY TIMES IN THE FIRST SEGMENT I WANT TO SUCK PECKAHS.

• Vos: "It happens all the time. And.. what the fuck.. You go fucking.. Here, I'll give you an example. Can I give you an example?"

• ME: "Yes."

• Vos: "Listen, you got a genius here today. Take advantage of it. I've had fall outs with clubs, right, where it was NOT my fault in any possible way..."

• ME; "More about you, go ahead."

• Vos: "I'M GIVING YOU A FUCKING EXAMPLE. IT'S ME AND YOU IN HERE."

• ME: "Paul, can we change the graphic to the 'Rich Vos Show'?"

• Vos: "Listen, it's me and you in here. I'm trying to help you! YOU'RE FUCKING DAMAGED. YOU'RE FUCKING DAMAGED!"

• ME: "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?"

I.. I don't think I can do this anymore.. He's so god damn hateable in every imaginable way.. His stuttering, his rhetorical crutches, his deflection, the phony tough guy routine and cursing..

Okay, back in. We're literally listening to Greggshells cracking, hopefully for good.

• Vos: "In any relationship, two people are right, two people are wrong. And I said this to Bonnie, and it's just my fucking dumb opinion, but I'd go do Anthony's podcast, bury the fucking hatchet, move on. But, even if you don't get back together, that's one less resentment you have in life and people's resentments are what kill people."

• ME: "W-W-W-WWHAT RESENTMENT DO I HAVE?!" (well, aside from this conspiracy delusion, several)

• Vos: "Whatever you have, y-"

• ME: "I WORK THROUGH SHIT!"

• Vos "(STUNNED)........... you work through shit?"

• ME: "I'VE WORKED THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT!"

• Vos: "All right, with who? Dr. Wiklund? hahahahhahaha. Who, who do you work shit through? Do you go to therapy?"

• ME: "YES I DOOOOO!"

• Vos: "No you don't!...... do you really....?!"

• ME: "Way to know your pal!"

• Vos: "I don't go to therapy, you go to therapy? How many days a week?"

• ME: "Oh I don't kn.. uh-uh-uh-uh-uh it's it's it's..."

• Vos: "HAHAHAHAHA.. yeah.. you go therapy..."

• ME: "Nnnn...no. How many days a week? Why would you do it more than one day a week?"

• Vos: "Oh, you go one day a week?"

• ME: "Yes... Or I'm, or I'm on the phone."

• Vos: "For real? O^ohhhh. I didn't know that." (in an "everything-suddenly-makes-sense voice)

• ME: "Well how bout you FUCKING HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME?"

• Vos: "It's pretty hard when I can't get on the phone with you!"

Limit 2, going 3

Management is "FAWKING LIVID" because they wanted Oqie to play nice AND HE'S NOT PLAYING NICE! Oh, this old shit again? Getting your gutter trash wife to phone you frolicking with a stick on a beach, recording aquarium videos under a PA, and uploading Harry Hater videos isn't "playing nice"? Fucking gag me with a spewn.

• ME: "But I will say it again, I will FAWKIN DESTROY in afternoons for you, but if things don't drastically change, I'M FAWKIN OUTTA HERE!"

• Vos: "No, I think-"

• ME: "And my gut FAWKIN told me DON'T GO BACK. But I didn't have ANYTHING in place, and that is a FACT!" <-- so you knew your show wasn't working out, knew your co-host wanted to leave, knew your contract was up, did (or did not) say you wanted afternoons, and although you JUST said "there was, uhh, some nice interest out there," you didn't have anything lined up because you hoped your negotiation "tactics" would work..? faggot.

• ME: "But on Friday when it finally came to it, I'm signing a contract by myself in a conference room with nobody around HAHAHAHA" <-- you shouldn't loff at that, it should be a signal that you are utterly alone in this industry and world.

• Vos: "You're getting pretty tough. Did Marlon Brando smack you at his daughter's wedding?"

• ME: "Wha^aat a^re y^ou t^alking about?!"

• VOS: "...well, I mean.. UGH (LOUD, AUDIBLE, JIMMY SIGH)"

• ME: "But my point is, I-I-I-I-I-I..."

• Vos: "Don't you think you gotta make the best out of what you have?"

• ME: "(in no-so-sexy voice) Yeaaahhh.."

• Vos: "So, don't you think you could turn this into a great show?"

• ME: "Yes.. so please leave."

• Vos: "Well now you're getting rid of me? Now you're alienating me? In 20 minutes, 'E-Rock, get out.' Jesus Christ. Maybe you should go to therapy twice a week." In all seriousness, FUCKING BURIED THAT COCK SUCKER.

• ME: "Everyone's like what are you gonna do in the afternoons. I-I-I-I didn't even have a show until Friday afternoon!" (so you had four days to organize something more than 'interrupt and shit on Rich Vos which doesn't work because you come across as mean instead of a comic' and couldn't/didn't? Great start.) Vic is still pissed at me, Sherrod is FAWKIN not talking to me."

• Vos: "Why is Vic pissed at you?"

• ME: (in high-pitched bitch voice): "because, ya know, we were hoping to get him a little uh-uh-uh, a little money (lord knows he fucking needs it). I was hoping to get Vic some money, I was hoping to get Sherrod some money, cus these are the guys that, after really studying you FUCKERS, I feel the most comfortable with (yeah.. because somehow these professional "comedians" are less funny than you). And there are a few more people on that list, BY THE WAY. Chris DiStefano's on that list, uhhh......"

• Vos: "He doesn't need it, he has a TV show."

• ME: "All right, but it's a guy I feel comfortable doing radio with. But I couldn't get them any FAWKIN money. None. Because they weren't paying attention in the last couple of years seeing how how how like how the show was working at time. They have these dreams of me coming up with some HUGE A-List co-host. A huge A-List co-host that I probably wouldn't have chemistree with."

• Vos: "How about Jenny McCarthy?"

• ME: "JENNY MCCARTHY?! My agent, in a complete panic, was like eehh-uhhh-ohhh they need an a-lister, how about Bob Saget. I'm like, "BOB SAG^ET? HAVE YOU HEARD HIM ON OUR SHOW OVER THE YEARS? He's a nice guy but FFFAWK!" (that.. might actually have been good?)

• Vos: "It could be worse, could you imagine if it was Kevin Pollack. how horrible that would be?"

• ME: "I like Kevin Pollack!"

• Vos: "Oh shut up. He'd turn around every five minutes to get his hair ready for his dumb impression. He's gonna do Colombo fucking radio? That old hack."

• Me: "And then my agent, who's not really my agent anymore, but that's a story for another time, he goes uhhh what about uhh Billy Eichner? And I'm like I'VE NEVER DONE RADIO WITH BILLY EICHNER! And then he writes back, "what, too gay?"

• Vos: "Who's that? Who's Billy Eichner? I don't even know who he is"

• ME: "Billy on shtreet? You don't watch Billy on the Shtreet? I actually am a fan of Billy Eichner, and I uhhh I-I-I like his show, haven't seen it in a while." (of course he was, it was on in between Housewives and Kardshians.

• Vos: "How about a guy like from Florida like Cowhead? You and Cowhead get along."

• Me: "Cowhead's doing doing his own thing, he's good. They don't give a fuck. It's not about who I feel comfortable with and have chemistree with. They want a big A-List celebrity who they can throw out there like "HEY, LOOK AT THIS!" and then I sit here like an IDIOT because I don't have chemistree with the guy. I'd rather do radio with people I have chemistree with who might not be the big name." (it's never stopped you before, why would you start now?)

Now Opie is shitting on his co-worker, Jenny McCarthy. Says, "you would want to date a Halloween mask? HER FACE DOESN'T MOVE ANYMORE" He just doesn't understand this is why everyone hates him.

Vos: "Okay, let's see. Who are some A-Listers who want to do radio in the morning? hahaha"

Me: "Then there's... And then there's been a lot of people.. that have been, ya know, that have just contacted me and I"m like, look dude, I don't know what this gonna be yet, I JUST DON'T. I gotta get over the fact that I don't want to be here and then we'll move on from there."

• Vos: "But you're gonna want to be here, you're gonna fee-."

• ME: "YEAH BECAUSE I LOVE DOING THIS!"

• Vos: "Right, today it's uncomfortable. You're going through an uncomfortable period and, as your therapist, but yes, you will eventually go, oh, this is great, and mayb-"

• ME: "There's a looooot of positives. A loooot of positives. You're actually, like, paying attention to me. I like that, I like it when people actually pay attention to me! You're looking me in the eye, it's weird! You actually laughed at a few things today, it's kinda shtrange, I'm not gonna lie to ya!" (yes, Oqie. This comes as a shock to literally every single listener, that anyone would ever pay attention to you, look at you, or laugh at you. Well, yeah, laugh AT you, but not at something you said)

Vos starts talking about what it was like to have his show canceled, Tits start milking, and:

• ME: "We can talk about you for a second. It's okay."

• Vos: "Yeah, it goes back and forth. That's what conversations do.

• ME: "You do know that you're on MY list, right? G^UYS I l^IKE TO DO T^HIS W^ITH." (wait, what happened to talking about Vos?)

• Vos: "YES! I've been doing this with you guys forever! I was here before Norton, I was here in radio before Norton."

  ---

• Vos: "You have to address the fact tha-"

• ME: "What do I have to address? You wanna take a break? Write down some questions during the break?"

Holy SHIT.. his deflections are fucking PATHETIC

• ME: (totally ripping off the Brian Ragan voice) "And we can go through the survival backpack? Oh boy, let's pencil taht in for Thursday. Oh boy, can't wait for that bit. I got no bits, no production, no one to officially do the show with. The FAWK, you stupid twat, you should have walked. Oh BOOOY maybe we can get some special production for that! You wanna guess what's in the backpack? Ohh wow, we got our first bit. Oh and by the way, when's our first guest coming in? Oh my GAWD the company said the guests would be FLYING on the show and let's make sure we start off on the right foot and get those guests rolling through the show! Is Roland even here? I'm not blaming you, Roland. I know it's going to be tough to get guests in the afternoon.

I read every goddamn word of this because I didn't want to hear Opie actually say it. TYFYS.

They have these dreams of me coming up with some HUGE A-List co-host. A huge A-List co-host that I probably wouldn't have chemistree with.

Didn't he just say they refused to pay for any co-host. So he's gone from not be able to even afford Vic & Sherrod to the only hold up of getting a huge co-host being he couldn't find one he had chemistry with on short notice.

money

Holy fuck, didn't even process that... woooowww..

Plus this exchange:

Vos: "Okay, let's see. Who are some A-Listers who want to do radio in the morning? hahaha"

Me: "Then there's... And then there's been a lot of people.. that have been, ya know, that have just contacted me and I"m like, look dude, I don't know what this gonna be yet, I JUST DON'T. I gotta get over the fact that I don't want to be here and then we'll move on from there."

So he's saying he had people he could have hired, but didn't want to because he wasn't sure if he was going to go through with this. But yet Sherrod and Vic can't be paid.

I don't think Bessdoe is going to be returning that call anytime soon if he heard this.

It sure would be a shame if someone tweeted this to him..

I think it's that management doesn't want to spend money on Vic or Sherrod. Even they recognize that they aren't funny.

My prediction. In one year Anthony with rejoin Opie & O&A will return to afternoons just as they started at NEW. Life is a funny circle. Anthony regardless of how good he says he's doing lost a ton of subscribers with his court drama and hitting young girls... a return to Sirius in a year will allow him to fulfill his subscribers and advertisers subscriptions. Opie will jump at the chance to reform the band in a year.

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Opie openly mocking possibly his last friend in the industry is incredible. The only one who would go on his show and he's shitting on him with no comedic effect.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Jesus Christ. You think Vos regrets goin on Opie's show? That was infuriating to read. Imagine living it.

It's probably happening in slow motion for him

I'm impressed. He has lied so much about everything today it's almost impossible to keep up.

I can't use cytube at work so this is as close as I can get to livestreaming.

EDIT: My god this is as devastatingly sad as I hoped it would be.

I'm no radio historian or great fan of the format, but I've tried to keep up to date on the big drama and bullshit that gets brought up. Having said that, I don't think I've even heard of a broadcaster publicly going down in flames like this. This is an insane spectacle, a perfect mixture of cringe and disbelief. This is a man who has lost pretty much everything trying to punch and slander his way back into people's good graces.

the show is brutal, opies fake manly voice and manly laughs are killing me

Down goes Frazer! Down goes Frazer!

Opie probably shouldn't have hired the same PR advisor as Bud Dwyer.

Vos deserves it for going on.

I feel like Vos had to have run this by Jimmy, no? They've been friends for like 25 years at this point.

Don't get me wrong, I love listening to Vos get bashed relentlessly but that just seems fucked up if he just bailed on Jimmy.

I was assuming he was the one who asked about doing both shows. He's probably still friends with Jimmy. But he's definitely friends with Opie, too.

Bonnie and Lynsi are friends. That's why.

that just seems fucked up if he just bailed on Jimmy.

I had a feeling this would come up at some point. That's why I made a retarded post

Vos' neutrality is going to get him jocktobered at his gigs.

A secretary, nice

How many words per minute can you type

Keep goin

Thankyew fer yer survuce.

May the Lord bless you and keep you

That is an amazing summation. Thanks for making it so I didn't have to listen to that driveling fool.

Is Opie asking Vos to be his co-host?

lol Blindsided? Nigga, you knew your deal was up in October. You should have had your agent see if anybody else wanted you just in case. Now you're embarrassed and you could have prevented it.

Once I read all of this, the radio station I'm listening to started to play "Get Over It" by Glenn Fry...

You're a fucking hero. So glad I don't have to listen to the show

I am jealous of all your free time.

Sir, you're a saint. When you blow your brains out from listening to this horseshit, we should start a kickstarter to pay for your funeral.

Wait, did Opie really say:

"This isn't a 'woo' is me, I'm not a, I'mI'mI'm not a vv-vv-v-victim, I'll be just fine, yes, of course, I got a great life, I really do. But I don't appreciate being coMPLEtely blindsided by this whole thing."

I am now sure that part of the reason he got bitched out was his usual negotiating tactics that Ant was pissed about. Bc he lacks self-awareness he played the same tune of I'm not signing unless ..and Sirius called his bluff by making it a Jim and Sam show. Then Tits scrambled for whatever they were offered to give to him and this is the result.

edit: Thank you for your service!

Goddamn. Sam has tried to stay out of the beef, keep it classy. Now he's getting pulled in to this. Big mistake Opie. You want no parts of that smarmy little fuck.

Sam will destroy the destroyer

He's gonna scorch the opster

fucking homerun, shillster!

Fawk yeah. Shill shillerson

whataya shill shillverstein or sumptin?! writin the where da pecka ends and shit?!

I for one am happy Sam has his new Scorch.

Sam's response. https://twitter.com/notsam/status/783389309797883904

I dont doubt that its true (that Sam tried to fuck Jimmy over to get the spot with Opie).

yeah saying he wanted Chip fired makes no sense

Why wouldn't he? He's trying to make money in the business, Norton is a millionaire. I'm sure Sam wasn't raking in the big bucks doing midnights on OpieRaqio

To those of you about to sacrifice yourselves to this awfulness, we salute you.

There's currently 195 of us. Lot of brave souls.

EDIT: 265

EDIT #2: Fucking 380!

Turn off the emotes it just empowers the retards who can't write good jokes or lines and bumps all the juicy chat off the screen in favor of Homer Simpson spam

That's a good point.

380 is appropriate because its what id prefer pointed at my ears instead of the sound wave of sniffs

Currently at 528. Hoo hoo that's alot of peckahz

1159 now

Hoping on when I can. Godspeed everyone.

"Sal *SNIFF* lute youuu"

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Opie literally tried to make the Opie/Sherrod/Vic show happen and SXM shut him down.

This day is the greatest day

Maybe the XM execs aren't all morons?

more likely they're cheap fucks

Haha! Opie just said Sherrod won't talk to him.

When god closes a door, he opens a window.

When God closes a door, he opens a window and throws a fat tonged negro out of it.

You know what they say, when all the leaves fall off the tree, it just makes more space for lynchings.

When you've lost Bessdoe, you've lost everyone.

Losing Vic and Sherrod...jeesh

Good for him! He probably hated doing the show too.

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Opie just said "listen to the old O&A clips, it's not a lot of me and Norton going back and forth." That's because NONE of the clips have you going back and forth with ANYBODY. Opie, you're not a fucking counterpuncher, you're not a fucking tennis partner, you're a human emergency break.

Edit: Or brake.

It's almost like he has some dreg from this sub whispering bright ideas into his ear, he is tanking his career so badly.

That's because NONE of the clips have you going back and forth with ANYBODY.

That's not true. I can post dozens of clips of Opie & Anthony going back and forth, and it's some of the best radio that I've ever heard.

Shut up, fag.

Dennis : "At this rate, in five years you will be doing overnights."

Dennis don't give a fuck. This is hilarious.

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national. treasure.

Is he really trying to get Jim to turn on Sam? Oh my god this is so much better than I imagined.

Sherrod isn't talking to Opie after losing race wars. One of Opies few friends, this is great news.

I believe he was angrier about not getting official co-host. He assumed he would as soon as Jim was out.

Sherrod is delusional. They lost the race wars hundreds of years ago.

This is something Opie said on the show?

Opie saying Jim pressed him to continue without Anthony. He's also saying that Sam Roberts told him to get rid of Jimmy.

Both of those are complete and utter delusional horseshit.

The former is true. Opie said it during his first meltdown after Greggshells, and Jimmy didn't deny it. It's not controversial, either. Jimmy didn't want to voluntarily give up a good-paying job at SXM. Ant has even acknowledged this and said he has no ill will towards Jimmy for taking the better-paying gig.

The Sam stuff is horseshit, I'm sure.

This is like a real housewives show. Claim you want no drama, then suck everybody into drama YOU created by yourself out of thin air. Then claim victimhood and rage against the situation you fucking invented

Just like that show, but with way fatter tits.

I'm sure the former intern had the balls to tell the host that the other co-host should be fired.

that's my favorite part, and also probably the most honest. i can just imagine jimmy all in a panic trying to keep his job because he needs to pay off shit. desperately trying to say anything he possibly can.

that's the jimmy worm i know and love.

This is awful.

I will never turn this show on again, ever.

Call Sirius and let your disdain be known

Period.

Sniff.

No FAWKIN way

You misspelled OFF

I'm so flaccid right now.

He's doing exactly what we expected. Persecution complex, stuttering idiocy, and paranoid ramblings.

This show is terrible.

Jesus, I was excited to hear some of Opie's delusional ramblings but he's just so fucking boring I can't take this.

"the show was working" ...He's delusional.

OPIE: I feel much more relaxed without Jim Norton! I feel much more myself!

He really is a fucking horrendous piece of garbage.

Well you know what Anthony said about that place, how everybody is always walking on Jimshells around Norton

Oh wait

I think he forgot he said the same thing when he admitted he hated Ant.

wow did he seriously say that? unbelievable..

LOLOLOL this is comical what did jim even do????

*gahbige

Wow. "I never said they couldn't go on both shows."

"To be completely honest, I didn't want Doug to do both shows for my first show."
LOL

Opie is a psychopath speaking out of both sides of his mouth.

Opie is lying about the channel getting rid of all those shows like My Wife Hates Me and Race Wars. Didn't he say the same thing when he had Ron and Fez removed from their channel? That he had no idea but it was revealed that he felt threatened and had them removed?

Shhh. People aren't suppose to remember the lies...

"revealed" That what Ant said, but it sounds like revisionist history to me. Ron went on Opies show quite a bit.

Also, R&F was not a great show at that time. Hard to believe Opie was threatened.

Ron has been referring to this A LOT over the past week. He doesnt harbor a grudge though... he just mentioned it a few times. "I was surprised that he was jealous of me..I didnt know that was the reason he sent me to Raw Dog. I wasn't angry...just surprised."

That seems like a pretty obvious work.

but hearing it out of context i'll buy it and masturbate to it.

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Haha to the five people with multiple accounts that actually think anyone could be threatened by Ron and Fez? I'm all for bashing Opie, but GET REAL. Ron is in no way a comic genius who can attract huge silent audience. The rest of us have heard the show, you dopes... It's horse shit.

If it had such a large audience, they would have given Ron his own channel and multiple d-list celebrities would be tottering away to be apart of it somehow. But its always been bad, and its become whole lot worse since Fez left. You're not fooling anyone! Ron's not even in the same league as Howard, Larry King, or Charlie Rose. All of his shows suck. But keep convincing yourself that he's great, because that's the biggest gag on this sub. Someone actually choosing to listen to Ron's show over a playlist, terrestrial radio or a podcast!! Bhahahahaha!

I'm glad Patrice died before he could ever hear this show.

When Patrice died that was the beginning of the end.

"I didn't have anywhere else to go."

less than five seconds later.

"There was some other interest out there."

Please don't get friendly now! Not when things were getting interesting. We were promised a jocktober and a new scorch for Sam to humiliate! The one time in 2 years I don't want them to make up and they fuckin do it. Opie and Anthony disappoint me at every turn.

Exactly. What the fuck did ant just do? The only reason he's being nice is because compound media is tanking and he sees opie is so low right now he might actually consider working with ant again.

Commercial for hearing aids at 3pm. Perfect

What?

Is that the new name of the show?

Look - you miserable fucks are gonna hit me with fag accusations for saying this but I'm really happy with this Op and Ant call.

I hate to say it but you're right. I was all revved up to hate Opie all day.

Me too. It's pretty fucking good radio.

Chemstree

Dooooon't worry. It's been over two years. We're all a little gay right now.

I thought I'd be happy too but I'm so annoyed with Opie that I don't know what to feel. WHYYYY.

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Sam told Opie to fire Jim? I don't even

WTF! Opie just said that

Yeah, now he's just lying to cover his ass. edit. Nervously changes subject, "who's calling?" some nobody set up call.

Fuck i'm like 10 min behind but I keep reading spoilers. I can't wait til the Morning Jam tomorrow!

Opie says he goes to therapy

Vos says how often

Opie turns into a stutterin mutterin prick.

For someone who lies so much, you'd think he wouldn't be so terrible at it

For whatever it's worth AA vet Rich knows when somebody's bullshitting about self improvement.

Opie : "You have a new CD coming out?" Vos: "Yeah, it's out soon on ITunes" Opie: "So how can they get it?" Vos: "I just said Itunes"

awkward

"Your mom died?"

What the fuck, Opie?

it's gems like this exchange that will keep the listening audience glued to their seats...

Yep I caught this too. Great listener, that Tits.

A radio genius. Opie Raqio.

OPIE AND ANTHONY TALKING!!!!

Denny to Opie :"In 5 years you'll be doing overnights"

They fuckin love eachother, honestly as beaten down as it is...a simple fucking beer and dinner could have stopped all of this. But even them talking you can just tell, they have real chemistry on air..they're fuckin friends. It's hard not to say the truth while not sounding like a faggot. But damn is it not obvious? These dudes can't help but be friends while talking to eachother. Just a shitty all around situation for the fans and these immature fucks that clearly are good friends

No. It's like trying to reunite with your high school girlfriend. After some time, you forget why it didn't work but once you're together again, shit goes downhill fast

You get a few good weeks of crazy good fucking in first... then you realize the annoying shit

God damnit...let me live. But I do agree you cunt

They definitely have some weird love thing going on.

I think it was clear even before this phone call.

ant spent an entire episode of his show talking about opie and opie literally cried on air because of ant

Its so weird and obvious. They're not friends but both immediately snapped back into sync (in a good way).

Also cool hearing Anthony and Opie legit laughing at each others jokes again

HE'S KNOWN THE GUY THIRTY FUCKIN YEARS, HE'S GONNA FUCKIN WACK IM FOR YOU??

"Go make a pie broad"

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They're not friends, rube.

Vos is such a fence sitting fag too. This show is guaranteed to stink.

Sherrod won't talk to Opie because of Race wars going off the air. LOL

I both respect Sherrod for that, and am disgusted by his delusion that the tramplefest of nonsense that was Race Wars ever deserved to be on in the first place.

Now Opie is trashing Bob Saget?

My god, is no one safe from this madman?!

I feel bad listening on the official app and giving SiriusXM brass any indication that this is a popular show that anybody wants to hear.

I also feel bad that Opie is categorized in the "Entertainment" section of channels, but I guess they don't have a "Dire shit" section.

Been over 40 minutes and Artie Lange still hasn't spoken up. He's such a quiet guy.

edit: This is going to end with a Christine Chubbuck moment.

This is literally just fucking noise. It's just air being pushed through throat meat. I don't think I could summarize the last ten minutes of "conversation" because it was just idle directionless noise.

"To be completely honest" - sign of a very bad and dumb liar.

Opie: Wives on the radio sucks..

Rich: .......... tf?

...he's not wrong.

Opie is a stand alone fruit

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We're less than 6 months from him being found face down in a hot tub. Just hang in there.

Black yuma

"Howie.. Roll down the window. I want to make amends."

Opie is asking about what Torpid Sloth is about.

Can you imagine the baggage if these two actually reunite?

Yeah, its a nice touch of nostalgia to hear them rip back and forth...but the relationship is terminal.

Opie and Anthony talking on air for the first time in 2 years and Paul Mecurio won't shut the fuck up

Opie is saying Sam said Opie should get rid of Norton?!?!

He said Sam told him "While you're at it, get rid of Norton."

I don't believe that for a second.

Ohhhhhu shit

unless it was a joke and dunderhead opie didn't see the humor in it

Maybe Sam was being so cordial about Opie on error cuz he knew opie had the bag and wanted to dissuade him from revealing it.

Opie: "When did I say I wanted to do afternoons?"

Vos: "You did say you wanted to do afternoons on your show"

Didn't Opie say that he wanted to "split the show" , before ant got fired , with ant doing mornings and opie in the afternoons , and jim stepping in on both shows. Isn't that what caused ant to do the gregshells show

Shut the fuck up, Paul, nobody gives a shit about you. We wanna hear O&A talk.

Last chance at relevance. Stinky needs to turn his mic off.

Vos, Stinky, Opie, Anthony, and Mercurio. It's 2001.

If I only had a time machine...

tss yeah i wish you'd time machine back to september 10th and die in that plane crash or sumpting peece a shit

I don't think any planes crashed on the 10th.

tsss yeah bull-fucking-sugah

It's still real to me dammit!

Tits' big reflection after hanging up with Anthony was Gavin's sloth comment.

smh

He'll never get it. He'll never come within 5 zip codes of getting it.

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vos the wartime consigliere

I would love to hear him try to say that word. "Lishen, I'm your warthime conespaghettilini."

https://twitter.com/notsam/status/783389309797883904

Now I understand why Opie got so mad about Uncle Paul, he didn't realize that Jim's comments were jokes.

SAMMAYYYYY

Holy shit, stop attacking Vos you idiot.

he's his one ally and he's being a prick to him! there's a difference between busting balls and being a self important dick! fuck this guy.

Opie confirms he told fucking Doug Benson he doesn't want comics to do both shows "at first." He said it "for the first show out of the box" but at the end of that day that's still fucking high school girls shit that is making a comic choose.

Fuck him.

Opie accusing Falcone of "sucking the corporate dick" days after signing a reduced contract with a corporation that specializes in sucking corporate dick.

He fucking stinks.

Well, now that anything is possible, let's all close our eyes and wish Patrice back into existence. Vos needs taken down a peg by a true professional.

I don't want them back together. I want opie shamed out of the business

Well it looks like I found a reason to put off killing myself for a night

Thanks o&a

Prediction: house negro will be co-host today.

He's not responding to Opies texts or calls LOL

Oh God this is shit already.

tits is already being over macho. the voice is deeper. He is crying on the inside

"Tits at Three" - godammit if that wouldn't be the most appropriate name of this show ever. I love this fucking sub...

How ironic Opie saying to Vos making it all about you.

Harry Hater already.

"This is going great."

You guys don't think Opie's solo show is going to be good?

"Yea, it goes back and forth. That's what conversations do." - Sage advice from Vos.

Still waiting for Opie to explain the Artie tweets.

Opie just said about autism "I think I have a taste of the spectrum."

You think, you hated piece of shit? Friendless idiot.

This made me so happy

That's really interesting. Opie should truly be studied. It's such an anomaly that he could be so afflicted and manage to get where he is.

He should be getting money from the state and never leaving his house.

HOly SHit! Anthony!!!!!

Holy shit Anthony called in! They are talking right now....was this staged or planned??

Opie had the perfect opportunity to finally apologise to Ant for not batting. But he has to stick by his bullshit and keep his stance. Opie admitted he gave it a 'whatever' effort. Just admit it Op - we'll fucking like you for it!

HOLY SHIT STREET FIGHTING MAN.

Oh damn, they ended it with Street Fighting Man lol.

Sherrod and Vic bailing on Opie.

Opie is a gigantic fucking liar, holy shit. There were several instances when Opie wanted to go to afternoons.

Opie has chemistry with no one. Opie's idea of chemistry is the ability to streamroll without repercussions.

The pause after Denny said "Where are all my friends?" made me HOWL.

Denny just invited Opie to do some DJ gigs with him. I love that man.

Dennis is Lord!

how sad that its Vos that is the Poligrip holding this shit together

Near the beginning of the call Opie was into it and Anthony was less so and near the end of the call Anthony was more into it and Opie was not. I wonder why.

Frantically refreshing for a YouTube link.

Working on it, ETA 5 minutes.

Where is it!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fe7EI9DDDQ

Full Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fe7EI9DDDQ

please upvote my post under the "New" tab.

I'm a marytr today

I'm with you, brotherman

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Vos is one of Jim's best friends. Fucking traitor piece of shit.

Their wives are friends... I think Lynsi is fucking booking his show now.

Plus, on top of that he is a jew.

Fucking vos would be second or third Mike for hitler and goering .

He just said "I was kicked off my own show"

Like he really just said that.

Opie is lying through his fucking teeth.

Throwing Sam under the bus. My god.

Ope has that one in the holster 3 days ago.

I thought I heard the whole show but must have missed that...fucking xm app. What'd he say about saym??

He won't even beat Rude Jude and Jude has to play shitty rap music.

Says it's bullshit , then confirms it's true. That's tits.

Now Erock is fighting with Denny for no reason?

This horseshit is a fucking trainwreck.

Erock is a sensitive child.

He learned it from his hero.

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I can't believe O&A are being so civil.

I think this sub beat Opie into submission. GIVE YOURSELVES A BEEEEEELLL!

Someone get Jimmy on the phone, too.

Opie and Anthony hashing shit out, vis chiming in this week rules.

annnnnnnnd back to your regularly scheduled lame ass shit

Opie and ant just motherfucked Jim and Sam.

How so?

Opie and ant are now sucking each other's dicks and Jim has to go on tommorow and rebut opies accusations Jim is now out in the cold with just Sam Roberts to rub his chest

Seriously though; how is anyone going to be able to sit through this just to find the juicy parts? I'll wind up rage-quitting at the first Opie lie.

Did he just say that he just found out that they re-signed this morning?

Yep.

https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/781442101678571520 What a lying POS Tits is.

Opie is the John Lennon of the O&A show. Shot dead as his wife screams then lives off his money for life.

Lynsi is the Yoko Ono of O&A?

I was gonna say the Patton Oswalt bit ok

Vos = traitor, that slimy jew

He's a slobber-mouthed, shit-eared hack

not surprising at all, he has been on opies tits since day one, he needed the money

He couldn't last 10 seconds without having a guest speak. He is a mentally retarded piece of shit.

"I was kicked off my own show" "One year contract" "I will crush it in afternoons"

Now he is calling management "the assholes down the hall"

I thought they loved the direction of the show?

Sherrod wont talk to me.

Did he really say that? This made me LOL the hardest out of every comment

Listening to this fag is really angering.

you don't think Gregg is good at speaking honestly, and sincerely?

Opie throwing people under the bus

Bombshell: Opie says that Sam Roberts told Opie to get rid of Jim when Anthony was fired.

Confirmed E-Rock is part of the shit show.

Confirmed Vic is pissed at Opie.

Confirmed Sharrod is pissed at him.

They're all talentless nobodies who should be pissed at themselves (including Opie). Passing the blame for their own lack of talent is just so...so....Opie-like.

I can't believe e rock stayed. He owes opie absolutely nothing and seemed like he'd have the sense to know which show was gonna succeed...

The 53-year-old just said "I'm not playing nice." Without any irony.

"I like when people pay attention to me"

No shit.

This idiot is so insecure and needy. How many times do you need to tell everyone that people support you? Jim and Sam didn't tell everyone how supported and loved they are.

Ant & Opie reunion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, Opie and Anthony are back.

edit: They always win in the end.

This has been the craziest week ever.

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Jesus fuck it just feels right to hear Opie & Anthony back on the radio together taking various shots at Vos.

But seriously...Paul..shut the fuck up. Added absolutely fucking nothing. Such a cunt, trying to get his exposure with dog shit comments. Sit there and learn your place

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Today is Tuesday sir, if Opie were to whip em out today idk what we'd call it. Tits Out Tuesdays. TOT? Suuuuurrrreee.

Well I guess we won't be hearing Rich Vos on Sam and Jimmy's show

Line in the sand etc...

Cry Opie, you know you want to bitch tits.

Opie "I will crush it in the afternoons!" Delusional fuck...

"I'm looking at my last year at SiriusXM. PERIOD! PERIOD!"

Why did he come back for one last year then?

Vos makes terrible business decisions. He is the worst jew. A true defiler of the tribe.

Haha poor Erock and Paul. Adrian and Travis get the good show...

Haha even Sherrod has bailed on Dopie.

Vos goes " people were getting sick of you and Jim". So classic

A company actually pays this man to speak and entertain for a living.

I actually chuckled when Vos said it was a funeral

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glad someone else caught that. I've always tried to see both sides fairly but this dude has LOST IT! Even Vos is on Greggshells the first fucking show. Will be funny to see when his audience drops to 0 after about a week once the drama gets old.

I love that Sherrod has nothing going. Everything canceled

amen...sounds like Vic Henley will be a thing of the past as well.

This whole fucking situation rules...

Opie is the King of "we'll figure this shit out"...

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Opie just confirmed he fired agent Bob Eatman.

Opie dumps his agent.

Omg. I thought he said that management loved the direction of the show. They didnt fucking listen. Ha ha

Even Vic Henley has deserted the Opester, he has alienated everyone around him.

This made my day!

Vic has to protect his low standing in the NYC comedy circle... Norton could probably have him removed from the clubs.

"You know you're on my list right?"

"What?"

"The list of guys I like to do radio with!"

<cringe>

He and Anthony will be back together by the end of 2017, doing bits, rotating third mics, trying to act like it is 1999 and they are not 106 years old combined.

Guaranteed

Yep..they both need each other. Thats what its come to.

Opie is laughing because he thinks something is funny. Vos is laughing because Opie can't face reality.

So the non-cunt Travis goes with Jim and Sam and the sensitive heavyweight division sticks with dad radio. That's terrific.

Ohh I didn't even think about that. Hidden benefit might be a nice Roland trashing by Jim.

They would pay erock what he's actually worth, which is not much.

Opie is already pulling the Dennis Falcone emergency chute.

I really hope Denny doesn't allow this no-leverage hack to pull rank on him anymore.

Vos being the voice of reason, how weird is that. Saying Opie should bury the hatchet and go on Ant's show.

Rich thinks that's the best way to get Rich more money.

Greedy Jew!

To be fair money is the best way to get rich. Or something.

Opie and Sam had an actual show where everything that happened wasn't the focal point. Opie can't move past it and try to have a good show.

This is what it's like to watch someone fall

Yeah but let's face it...if he didn't address it, it would be cowardly. Just like Ant talked about it when TACS was new.

Hey, don't you try and opie this. He said it wasn't the focal point.

He can address it, the same way Sam and Jim did. They didn't whine about it the entire time.

Opie knows he's a dinosaur in a dying industry.

What a miserable shit squirming at every Anthony mention.

My favorite part so far is hearing Sharrod won't talk to him and Vic is mad at him.

His "guys."

Opie has never heard the phrase "take a haircut"?

Lynsi has a fucking MAID? Opie works 4 hours a day and she's unemployed.

Fucking financial illiterates both of them.

3 now!

Vos mentioning how funny Lynsi is

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"uhh...mmm...mmhmm...uhmmm...ok, I gotta respond to something quick."

30+ years in broadcasting, folks.

He plays the victim with every intro.

Quite the pity party being thrown this afternoon.

This is insanity.

Looks like they ARE going to share guests with the morning show. Wakka Wakka

I hate Opie...but it is nice to hear Ant and Opie talk to each other again.

O&A PARTY ROCK

What the hell is happening? This doesn't feel right.

I'm not real sure how I feel about O&A, but if it's hard to be angry if it somehow fucks Sam over.

Fuckin O&J aren't speaking now that O&A are being amicable. Such mixed feelings, what could be won't be because Opie and Jimmy can't just work out whatever bullshit.

Nah Jim and Ope just need Ant to mediate. They can still get back together.

It's weird to think of Ant as the mediator, I always saw Jim as the level headed one who'd bridge the gap and bring them back together.

Ant's jokes are a-flowing

Opie is just kind of hemming and hawing

Nothing changes

Anthony's show prep joke is LOTD

Anthony ''So this is the new show? fucking Rich Vos?''

Vos ''He had to go all the way to the V's''

When the fuck is Opie going to ask Anthony if he really fucked Sue Lightning.

edit: Tranthony mention!

What's the opening song gonna be chaps?

Don't Cry - GnR

All By Myself - Eric Carmen?

Something deep and emo like Hurt - NIN

"That was Hurt by the nine inch nails. Good fawkin cover of the johnny cash song..."

Ecstacy of Gold? Just come out swinging. He's got nothing to lose.

And then he could have had a Fake Anthony and Fake Jim like McMahon did with Diesel and Razor Ramon. I actually would have respected this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMeVirQrEZs

could've just used this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJeNeenpSs&amp;ab_channel=SteveRes

Good choice. I love both bands, either one is good.

Queen - Best Friend

Because, even in his childishness, Opie cant be original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eetCbW2iI4Y

Probably something by Alanis Morrisette.

https://youtu.be/8rWKbuzpgZI

Gooood afternoon lambchops

Vos in today...Boobs & the Boob on your afternoon drive.

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Well I gave it a fair chance but this is terrible.

Opie "I don't want to do afternoons"

Poor E-Rock got shipped to the Tits Show

How many boats does that take?

Whales can swim

Just the one he's already on

Sharrod won't talk to opie anymore

And no money for a co-host. Congrats opie, you deserve it.

After this show tanks over the next year and Erock is finally free it will be revealed that Opie was given a nice chunk of change for a co-host. He kept it for himself.

He sucked up all the money there was, kicked off race wars and the bickersons for their 100 a week and took anything left for actual talent.

Opie better start grooming open micers to come in for free.

Opie was yelling at the guys down the hall.. Imagine that, company boy telling them what's what.

He's even less self aware than I thought.

Great timing to take this phone call. SMH.

Typical Opster, derailing his own show to take a stupid phone call.

Who is this fuck calling in and trying to help the show?

This dipshit pretended like Opie didn't ask him to call in. "Oh, I forgot you are in afternoons now," like it was just a personal call to Opie. Yuck.

Holy shit Opie is out of his mind.

"EVERYONE SAYS I WAS AN INTERN. I WAS MAKING ABOUT $10,000..."

I'm giving this tripe ten more minutes...

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"I work THROUGH shit!" Do ya?

"How's about you have a conversation with me?"

10 minutes earlier: "...your mom died?"

Hearing the unraveling in real time is glorious.

I love that Vic And Sherrod hate Opie now.

God damn this is such a bizarre cringe fiesta. Every couple of beats there's just this desperate scrambling weirdness that sets in and it makes me so godamn uncomfortable.

Yes. he does sound coked up actually. reminiscent of the Charlie Sheen rants.

Steve who?

"I'm gonna do a GREAT show for SXM!" Zero show prep.

OK - I'm out. Managed 63 mins.

This really is the audio equivalent of a big titted man covered in shit trying to cling to anyone that doesn't find him to be a total cancer of a person.

DICKS OUT

Color me shocked it's fucking Anthony.

Stop using Vos as the buffer and cry into each others' arms already.

I can't decide if I'm happy Ant is calling in or not. This feels like the end of the world.

Is Opie actually being self-deprecating and laughing at himself?

Holy shit! And I'm laughing at things Opie says! What's happening?

And is he, kinda...telling the truth? He just admitted to burning bridges and to being a dick. This is so weird.

These are truly the end times.

Opie in the afternoon ep. 1: Weird Boner

Opie keeps loying about afternoons.

Anthony/Mercurio

Opie/Vos

This is like the Presidential elections where the running mates are the only likeable ones.

So Sherrod and Vic were like gold-diggers putting their time in, and the rich man finally died only to have written both of them out of the will and now they're mad?

Yeah, they're wormier than our favourite worm. Soon as they saw Opie couldn't offer anything Vic said ''it's been fun'' and Opie, who put RaceWars on his channel, can't even get a reply from Sherrod.

I'm kind of excited. I really would like to see no guests, at least at the beginning but I'm sure it's going to be one of the shitty regular comics. Can't wait to see his show fail.

VOS

already lapping at his ass

"I will absolutely fawken CRUSH it in afternoons..."

Where does this faggot think he can go?

Rochester

Podcastone probably. Adam won't pay him shit and he'll have to beg listeners to use his Amazon referral link.

Sherrod won't talk to Opie!

This show is just 2 babies both playing the victim. Fucking painful.

Paul & Erock confirmed team Opie.

Paul and Erock confirmed shitty at drawing straws

Op has no money for a co-host

The real reason Sherrod won't call him back.

Sherrod, Vic and Normand were all just hoping for a $100K job in October. They wont ever be back now that thats gone.

He stinks. And even Sherrod won't talk to him now.

Fucking Opie actually believes Keith wants Opie to come over? Is he deluded or doing a bit?

Opie trying to throw Sam under the bus.

This freak is insane.

Talking about Howard 5 minutes into the show...

is he broadcasting from the same studio? wonder if he'll try a stunt like crashing the morning show when he realizes nobody is listening anymore

Yes same studio

Im listening nd boy oh boy is he coming apart

Opie has Vos in the studio and he steamrolls him with this BJ O'Shea call.

(.)(.): "BJ, be honest about what i was there" BJ: "you were an intern there right?" (.)(.): "no!!!!!!!!!!" you're supposed to read my mind and say what I want you to say!. christ on a bike. I'm tapping out.

I hope Sam is just listening in preparation for tomorrow's Jocktober.

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Vos says "Fix your life". Opie freaks out, makes stupid jokes, talks over him, swimwalk.

Vos is actually giving out pretty good advice, too bad it won't register at all with Opie

Opie can't even say how many times a week he goes to therapy.

He still can't speak fluidity or complete a thought after almost 40 years doing radio

Opie just confirmed that he resents the fact that he was put on the pay-no-mind list for years.

Opie you have NO chemistry with anyone.

does anyone else get anxiety listening to this shit??? He's such a dick to everyone-even Voss. BLINE SOIDED. PERWIOD.

He's basically pissing on a guy who's trying to hand him a life raft.

now he's shitting on Bob Saget. So far he's thoroughly burned bridges with...jim, sam, saget, sherrod!?, vic, kevin pollak, jenny hutt, agent bob, and voss if Voss wasn't so desperate.

Everyone including us knew these contracts were up in October. How can anyone, especially Tits, claim they were blindsided? He knew shit was going to hit the fan.

I hate Opie.

When Rich Vos is your voice of reason...you've got serious fucking issues.

Dude should have faked some hubris, come out with some of that days long gone swagger. Instead, Vos is almost talking him down off the ledge?

FUNNYMOFOs

Don't even care what the haters say, Vos is the perfect guy to have as your 1st guest. Opie is making the situation so much worse and digging his hole deeper and deeper

I have to give him some credit..it sounds like he's just coming clean. "My show was taken away from me. I dont want to be here."

Steve calling from the afterlife!!

Steve Who?

Yeeeeees

great line by Vos ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3xvozn/steve_c_chimes_in/?ref=search_posts

Tea with Teats @ Three

ha yes. dassdebestshow!

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Afternoon Teat Time.

Vos is keeping this listenable.

Also, how happy is E-Rock to finally be alone with his radio hero?

ell Opie anything or do anything for Opie. He wasn't speaking or on friendly terms with either. WTF is wrong with this idiot?

Erock didn't sound over joyed about it.

Oooph is he?

This is hilariously awful.

WTF does Tit's want? One of two things happened...

1) Jim and Sam lobbied for a morning show 2) Jim and Sam were offered a morning show

They have no obligation to tell Opie anything or do anything for Opie. He wasn't speaking or on friendly terms with either. WTF is wrong with this idiot?

It's amazing how professional and entertaining the morning show sounds compared to this dumpster fire.

Opie can't even answer Denny's question: how have you been?

At this point it's impossible to not stump Gregg

Opie on his new contract: "it'll give me a year to figgg'er thhings out"

The moron is still "figuring things out"

Note that dummy is still stuck in these short-term deals, by the way. Should've accepted that 5 year offer long ago.

What bugs me about Opie is he cannot even register how many people have left him, down him and still he thinks its all them.

He's Taylor Swift minus the looks, talent and fame.

"The first day out of the box I don't want you doing both shows, there's too much weird shit going on around here" Opie just said, then immediately says "I don't care who does what show!"

In the end that worked out.

I can't believe a 55 year old man just tried to prove his point by stating: "I have the Tweets to prove it".

Just go Opie, your not doing this for the fucking people.

Nobody mentioned Howard you obsessed idiot.

In a shocking upset, Opie left the crew in limbo again. Did the adult thing and made a casual throwaway apology on the air.

"I got a taste of the spectrum". Holy shit.

Opie: "I've always said the less time you spend at a radio station the better you'll be."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BVQ7T5OG7Y

http://i.imgur.com/4ZoAuSy.jpg

Did he say why Vic Henley is mad at him? I figured that guy was firmly embedded up Opies ass.

Vic and Sherrod wanted their fat SXM paychecks to officially sign on as co-hosts for Opie's new show. SXM refused to put aside the budget to get Opie a co-host, so now Vic & Sherrod refuse to answer Opie's calls.

Well knowing what a liar he is I can assume he's putting all the blame on Sirius. He probably made some big promises to those guys and strung them along for 2 years. Then only negotiated a contract for himself.

He probably even tried to get them to join anyway, "good news! Free plugs!"

Dassaworssdo

Opie promised him shit he couldn't deliver . Vic's unfunny but he knows when he's been had.

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Oh shit... Kumiya is on!

So who called who?

Anthony called in Opie's show

"You burnt tunnels" ooof

What am I supposed to feel right now

My exact response to reading Anthony called in.

Don't worry...this won't end well.

That bomb should have been followed by 30 seconds of soundboard

These two talking to each other and having it flow into my ears is awesome. I just hope this is a first step into some kind of lasting reunion for them as people. If we get some content out of it, daily, weekly, radio, or podcast, I'm even happier.

Fuck that. Together on radio or not at all.

Agreed. Without the radio format it doesn't work. I guarantee if you watch that segment back on Ant's show it'd seem 50% less funny.

Yeah, we did it on our own, ya fucks

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He's the most hateable person on earth without the last name Cumia

PERIOD. PERIOD.

PEEEERIOD

Stop loying.

Opie playing hard ball, no 2 year deal. Only 1 fawking year. Period! Period!

He had some nice offers elsewhere guys

I hope it's modeling caskets.

Peeryid.

"A place that I'm appreciated." Joe Montana was traded you needy cunt. Get over it.

Opie doesn't feel appreciated at SiriusXM, but signs like a little bitch a year contract. Will seek other options, possibly after this contract is done.

With what, dynamite? Actual literal explosives is the only way Greg is blowing anything up.

LOVE The Vic Henley!

Hahaha, Opie only got Paul, Fatso Erock, and Louis. So it's Opie, Erock and two interns. HAHAHAHA faggot.

Roland is unemployed? Bwahahahahahaha.

Opie: "Love the Vic Henley"

I tried listening to it. Wanted to give up during the sappy "Starting Over" intro song, but stayed in for about another 3 minutes. Had to tap out. It's fucking awful.

Also, peckahs.

the morning show; Laughs & hilarity galore. The afternoon show; whiny complaining fuck...

I'm predicting a call between Ant's/Opies show today!

Sam was "family" not so long ago

Keeps reminding this is not "woe is me"...but keeps begging for pity. Poor guy...you work 3 hours a day and you "won't get to see your kids"? Poor fucking you...jackass.

Boring fucking kid talk. Two whiny nothings talking nonsense.

Opie doesn't have resentment, but refused to take Ant's call when he was doing an afternoon show. Decided it was better to go to a commercial...

Vos pushing Op back into Ant's arms...

Opie didn't even address doing a show with Ant again after Vos brought it up.

The only thing that can save Opie at this point is David Lee Roth.

"I will FFFFUCKIN' destroy in afternoons for ya" utterly void of self awareness

"I'm sorry to say this, but I WILL DESTROOOOYYYY AFTERNOONS! ugh

Jenny McCarthy gave his kids autism

Now Opie says his agent is not really his agent anymore..

Opie, I can buy GULP bait at fucking Wal-Mart.

Opie: "stop making it about you!" Opie is the king of making shit about himself!! Any remotely big name that gets mentioned he somehow tries to relate to them or says we're good friends! we met so and so wayyyyyyyyyyyy before anyone else did. He used to be on the show all the timeeeee. I need to reach out to him.....

I think he thinks he's showing a level of self-awareness by pointing that out like, "see I know what that sounds like!"

Not recognizing the irony.

Vos isn't even doing anything that bad.

At one point he was like ...we're having a conversation that's how it works

I'm 30 min behind... I hope I make it to that part! I'd give anything if Vos got sick of him giving him shit and walked off the first show! leave him high and dry!!!!!!!!!

Yeah spoiler, he's not going to stop with the Vos making it about himself thing.

Vos doesn't actually get mad though, he laughs everything off.

welp thanks for saving me the pain of finishing this then! I think I'll bandage up these wrists and live to see another day.

Going to take a day or two?

You haven't picked up on a quick joke in 20 years.

Vos expert insight & i quote : Money is Money

Fuckin' jew.

Opester taking calls, or are the "phones down"?

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/55vkao/cowhead_to_co_host_with_opie/

do you do voices ??

I listened to like five minutes before the app shit the bed on me. That'll be enough.

Opie said Jim said "I don't want Doug anymore because Doug never invited us on his podcasts."

Opie throwing Doug & Jim under the bus, with probably a lie.

A man who is a professional broadcaster with over 30 years in communications ends sentences with "blah blahblah blah blah"

So it moved on from "Right out of the box I don't want to share guests" to "Eventually I'll move on and put it behind me."

I'm having so much fun today. You guys are the best.

My wife hates me douche turd...

https://twitter.com/JimNorton/status/783408710051831809

https://twitter.com/JimNorton/status/783408823814021120

What's that, Jim? Your phone crapped out.

https://twitter.com/DanSoder/status/783409643397771264

Opie's never heard of Muay Thai?

Where we at with the Mooey Thai?

Shaq balloon? heeehehehehe did anyone hear me? it's a shaq balloon! I made a funny, now I need to beat it into the ground

It's going viral

How long you think till he has brother wease on?

Next week. They are going to clean out their CPAP masks together live on the air while they discuss what broadcasting was like while Reagan was in office.

Radio. Gold.

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He's so mysterious and important.

Whats with all the music being played

30 years in radio. Old hacks...I mean habits die hard

Joe Cumia must have got a cut in his allowance

Once he realized Anthony's money was getting low, he hopped on that phone to get the band back together.

Did we all get worked? Was it all a bit?

Bennington has been playing the long game this whole time

Batterer's Intervention Programs lololololol

This is like Savage and Hogan talking about the Mega Powers

Well, I'm confused.

What I learned today.

Opie still thinks that he was pushed out. After 20 + years in radio the though of doing the show by himself scares the shit out of him. Opie has completely alienated himself from everybody and the only reason the staff is there is because it's their job.If goddamn Sherrod and Vic won't do radio with opie, you know you dun goofed. Opie is desperate and will say anything to validate his shitty choice, even throwing Sam, Benson and anyone under the bus.

ERock is a good boy for contacting Ant. He saw his poor sad mentor floundering after the beating Denny gave him and made his one big hail mary play. It worked for today but he can't keep doing that forever.

Wow.

Just. Wow.

Opie is the fakest douche in all of doucheville. I can't imagine how uncomfortable Vos was.

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I can't believe that I just listened to the first 50 minutes of this. There will never be another person on this planet who I hate more than Opie.

Ants line about 2 has been shock jocks firing pea-shooters at each other was both a great line and a genius ice breaker. Bravo!

Opie is coil being pressed down, collecting potential energy, ready to EXPLODE and reinvent RAQIO. period. sniff.

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We need an Opie show Bingo card.

Chuck calls in for BINGO!!

Playing Starting Over. Another throw at jimsam

OK, I'm going in. Wish me luck.

Hey! Don't get cowboyitis out there.

I am tapping out as soon as I hear Vic!

Fez will be the first guest.

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VOS

Opens with John Lennon - "(Just Like) Starting Over" GAAAAYYY.

Our life together

Is so precious together

We have grown, we have grown

Although our love is still special

Let's take a chance and fly away

Somewhere alone

It's been too long since we took the time

No-one's to blame, I know time flies so quickly

But when I see you darling

It's like we both are falling in love again

It'll be just like starting over

Starting over

Everyday we used to make it love

Why can't we be making love nice and easy

It's time to spread our wings and fly

Don't let another day go by my love

It'll be just like starting over

Starting over

Why don't we take off alone

Take a trip somewhere far, far away

We'll be together all alone again

Like we used to in the early days

Well, well, well darling

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Why can't I chat after I made my name?

I made it until 3:14... this is terrible.

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Tits lost weight from stress

he sounds like he has been crying a lot

Will listen to this horseshit until 3:55...

crush a beer can with those luscious tits

"I have nowhere else to go"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiIZLDeMOg0

"Tanks for dutin"

"I got no other place to go"

Need the soundboard

I so wish that this was a long term stunt.

Anthony losing his job, the split. Then O&A go back to afternoons with the whole crew.

It makes me feel better to think that way.

Me too

Op has a 1 year deal...

He really is a lying, valueless twat.

What other media entity would be dumb enough to pay Opie what it would take to maintain his current lifestyle?

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Opie discussing what staff members the company let him keep, like the Tefft didn't willingly gtto.

PERIOD! PERIOOOOD!!!

Ugh. Fuck Bj Shea.. Fuck this show so much.

I used to listen to "The BJ Shea morning experience" In Seattle. I then discovered OnA. After the first jocktober I listened to they mentioned prep burger, I went back and listened to some BJ, and one of the stations they jocktobered BJ's show did the same story/same commentary verbatim. I then lost all respect for him and quit listening.

He seems quite relatable to Opie. Years ago there was a guy on the station that one day was no longer employed, I'm guessing BJ didn't want him anymore so got management to fire him, and recently the board op and another member of the show was fired due to "budget issues", oh but both of his shitty kids were hired for the show. He's a shithead, along with Opie, they'd be perfect together.

Opie ABSOLUTELY told BJ Shea to call him now and that he'd pretend it was an accident.

What transparent fucking bullshit. BJ Shea just happened to call in to "send you a little love, Opie?" FUCK YOU.

he's so fucking defensive about ANYTHING anyone says! "wanna fucking laugh at me like everyone else is???". He insults his guests, not even being funny and then cries if they jokingly say something back. UGH. PEERRIUUD.

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"Why are you laughing? What you listening too?"

"Oh...erm...nothing"

How do i explain this?

Over a 1000 Peckas on the sub

haven't seen numbers like these in a long time

Will Bam call in?

So is this Opie's new radio voice? Is he high energy guy now? I haven't listened to Opie at all since a month after the O&A show ended.

Hopefully he's developed a cocaine addiction.

This dumb motherfucker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzSUo8iPp4M

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I tapped out

Two old boring men discussing children.

SHOCK JOCK!

Guess what everyone who has kids works 8 hours a day plus commuting time, you work 3 hours a day you large breasted fool.

I hate to put a negative spin on this, but what a fucking abortion.

How is that a negative spin?

Bless your heart, Vos. Opie and Ant are never getting back together.

Shut him down, Vos.

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Opie sounds pretty desperate. Lynsi should hide the knives.

Of course Opie goes to therapy. How do we know? Howard goes to therapy.

Opie reminds me of Fez in this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7unIEPzJyg

Opie wishes he was as entertaining as Fez. Even post 2010 Fez.

Opie tried to get them some money, eh?

Bullshit.

45 seconds and a tap out - 'I wouldn't have chemistry with an A-lister'

I have to get over the fact that I don't want to be here. Like every co-host you had...

He's most comfortable with the dumb and unfunny ones, go figure.

Hopefully Sam going scorch on tits after those lies about wanting him fired

Later fellas... https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/14b454d0e83caac9b270e6a1872f5ef7/8628%20-%20Raw%20autoplay_gif%20daniel_bryan%20gif%20no_lock%20tapping%20wwe%20zack_ryder.gif

Opies off the chain yo!

Roland is with the opster...

Ugh. Could only take about 5 mins. What a pissy little victim.

Keep saying gul-P idiot.

I'm not listening for what are hopefully obvious reasons. Is it as bad as I hope and imagine?

so bad it's not even fun. Jocktober is fun. This is so awful it's just enraging. Alas, I'm still listening hoping Vos walks off.

Steve Who?

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ME: "Is Denny Falcone here? I want him to give me some music to play right now"

It was a pleasure faggets

Still skipped to the end for 'peckahs'

That's a great pull Denny.

Does Denny work twelve hour shifts? Go home man, good Christ.

I'd like to think he sleeps at Sirius and haunts the halls at night.

Boarding house or bored host?

The way he sets up his own denny bully/slams confirms his retardation. "I like you" "I like you too" "WHOOOOAA settle down! eh heh heh he h hehehe heh". What a fucking simpleton.

Also I hate him more than anyone who was ever born.

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Denny fucking rules.

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Opie keeps throwing fuel on the fire. Now he's saying Jim requested that Doug not be on the show months (over a year?) ago because Doug didn't invite Jim on his podcast.

Getting doug with high: Jim Norton would be awesome.

"Eventually I will move on from all of this!"

Laugh Out Loud

Here comes more drama. Opie now going in on the Jimmy/Doug drama

Opie would fish if he didn't love doing radio so much

Instead he's floundering. Tiss tiss

Denny is just jabbing at Opie

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"Like the Downeaster Alexa? Billy Joel!" Denny rules.

I wish Opie would follow Citizen King's lead and fuck off forever

I just joined reddit purely to bask in the glory of this absolute mess of a show. How can someone be so bad at radio? Making Vos look like a master.

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This is beautiful.

Did they open with Street Fighting Man? Or did ERock actually do something right?

They opened with some old song about starting over. Street fighting man was a nice touch to close the show.

Thank you! I started listening ten minutes before Ant came on, so I missed the open.

Nice to hear the old opening song.

Haven't listened yet – is Ant fishing for a job?

Erock called Ant & put him through to Opie.
They discussed Opie's whatever effort & had a few laughs.

I'm convinced that if Opie & Anthony both had a few beers when they met and shot the shit they could at least end their relationship on a cordial note.

The beer is the important part of this. burp

Or at least blow each other.

Was he by himself for any of it? What were some times he bombed really bad...is there a link yet?

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I want to like the O&A call, but all these promises about a Jocktober of the show and yeah, I'm fucking conflicted.

Did you guys enjoy the new show with Vos?

Afternoons w/ - Tits & A Boob...

Vos: "Switzerland's gotta do what Switzerland's gotta do to stay Switzerland." He NAILS it without a single slur." I would love to hear that. Good yin Vos.

Opie is radio cancer. Trying to listen through his show now and god damn is it painful hearing him steamroll whatever the other person on mic has to say.

There's only one person in the world that knows how to handle this man-child and he's already said he's open to anything.
Funny how your last lifeline is the one who you so merrily turned your back on when he "needed you that day."

Finally listening and wow this is weird (in a good way). They're both a little giddy. God damn it I'm enjoying it. I'm only listening to the Anthony segment though.

Sure it was a good show but can he keep up for months?

Thanks for the summations. I think I might prefer reading them to actually listening.

Starting over because Ant will be joining the show today. My guess

He stole Jimmy's cadence when he said "eeeevery ffffucking thing"

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Did anyone cringe at Vos's mediocre "Steve C texting from the afterlife" joke being received with a huge laugh?

It was Opie not getting it that got the laugh.

Denny seems firmly on Team Opie.

Where did anyone get he took a 75% pay cut?

Rich is the biggest fucking fag

I just want to give the opster a hug. You monsters have turned him into a super-sensitive paranoid joke stomping dick bag. Poor fella feels like he always has to be on the offensive now. He's dishing out insults left and right to vos and anyone who dares talk to him. I would assume it's affecting his family life also. Those kids don't deserve that.

That's terrible. I'm sorry.

tss it's opposite day! er sumptin. NE WAYZ....opie sucks. more like dopey. has anyone ever said that?

Dude, this show suuuuuuuuuuuucks

lol and amazingly it was Anthony who saved it.

Literally like the last 2 years never happen. Opie bombs, and Ant saves the day.

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Any of you guys record it? I wanna listen. Sounds like a car crash.

It was a car crash for the first part of the show but the O&A reunion has been fantastic minus Paul Mercurio being an interrupting cunt.

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So anthony and vos are fine with Opie throwing Jim under the bus. Fuck them both.

What are you talking about?

jims a worm, a baby one at that. He's a radio tough guy.."YOU WANNA GO THERE, WE CAN TAKE THE GLOVES OFF"

he just needs a good ass woop'n, then he will be fine.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ef/05/b8/ef05b851147e10bf0b1e32938202ef4b.jpg Meh...

Vos's show will be back? Please Christ no. That show was worse than O&J.

Most of you have terrible listening comprehension problems.

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we heard you

Drunk fingers

Better than Vos' Vienna sausage fingers

This has been a work. They got us.

Hey! Don't get cowboyitis out there.

Vos deserves it for going on.

PEEEERIOD

I can't use cytube at work so this is as close as I can get to livestreaming.

EDIT: My god this is as devastatingly sad as I hoped it would be.

I'm no radio historian or great fan of the format, but I've tried to keep up to date on the big drama and bullshit that gets brought up. Having said that, I don't think I've even heard of a broadcaster publicly going down in flames like this. This is an insane spectacle, a perfect mixture of cringe and disbelief. This is a man who has lost pretty much everything trying to punch and slander his way back into people's good graces.

That's because NONE of the clips have you going back and forth with ANYBODY.

That's not true. I can post dozens of clips of Opie & Anthony going back and forth, and it's some of the best radio that I've ever heard.

A secretary, nice

How many words per minute can you type

Keep goin

It's almost like he has some dreg from this sub whispering bright ideas into his ear, he is tanking his career so badly.

Thankyew fer yer survuce.

Is Opie asking Vos to be his co-host?

May the Lord bless you and keep you

My god, is no one safe from this madman?!

lol Blindsided? Nigga, you knew your deal was up in October. You should have had your agent see if anybody else wanted you just in case. Now you're embarrassed and you could have prevented it.

Once I read all of this, the radio station I'm listening to started to play "Get Over It" by Glenn Fry...

Yeah spoiler, he's not going to stop with the Vos making it about himself thing.

Vos doesn't actually get mad though, he laughs everything off.

That is an amazing summation. Thanks for making it so I didn't have to listen to that driveling fool.

• Oqie asserts even when he and Ant FAWKIN HATED each other, they still had chemistree. He admits he and Jim had no chemistree and that's why he started inviting comics in because Jimmy needed a comic to work off and Oqie needed a guy he could go back and forth with. Then "somehow it got twisted and my agent told Jimmy 'he wants you off the show' and I reached out to Jimmy in the hall, he knows it was right outside the hall in the crossover and... why is BJ Shea calling?... deflection.

• Oqie stops whatever he was saying takes the call on the air. Oh it's because he wants BJ to say publicly he's jealous to work afternoon, and Oqie goes uhh maybe this will work out down the road, who knows, a LOT of people have been reaching out to me.

• BJ and Vos start talking, Oqie interrupts Vos for probably the 30th time and screams "BOOOORING!!!" at the call HE took to break up the bullshit excuses he was making.

• Oqie says "I got some FAWKIN Seattle news for you... Kurt Cobain's daughter is apparently a hoarder!" Brings up Kurt Cobain for the 2973804th time and says "his daughter" because he can't remember her name.

• More banal conversation, nothing happens, Oqie ends the call "OH SHUT UP, I GOT A SHOW TO DO! HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER ME? HOW DOES BJ NOT REMEMBER ME.. HE'S LYING!" Nigga.. he just called you and you answered on-air during your anticipated train wreck return because you knew you were talking yourself into a corner... fucking faggot.

• ME: "Okay, so where are we at now? He interrupted me. What was I saying?" YOU TOOK HIS CALL

• Vos: "You were saying you were putting most of your focus into getting My Wife Hates me Back on the air haha. You were just saying, I don't know about Sam or whatever but.."

• ME: "YOU DIDN'T REALLY LIKE MY TEXT TO YOU?!"

• Vos: "What, 'are you okay?'. My daught-'

• ME: "Then you had to make me feel bad, you wrote something like 'my daughter is crying'.

• Vos: "Yeah, my daughter started crying because when Bonnie told her we lost the radio show, she just started crying and said 'we're going to be poor'. Did you hear the last 'Ask Rayna' we did?"

• ME, flatly: "No.. I did NOT. I was busy uhhh uhh making aquarium videos."

• Vos: "Well a lady called."

• I'm not writing out the text conversation Tits is reading on air. Anything to avoid addressing this maturely and honestly.

• ME: "My buddy Buzzy, uhh, people have been BEYOND cool. I'm hearing from a lot of people all over the place. He reminds me that I was the Assistant Promotion Manager at WCMF when BJ Shea was a BIG star on the morning show. He was WAAAAY the FAWK ahead of me back then.

• Vos: "Back then? Right, now too."

• ME: "Now he's ahead of me again HAHAHAHA"

• Vos: "So is Roland" <---- I LEGIT LOFFED YAAAAAY

FAWkin BORIN Rochester stories. Rich went to a stripclub with Brother Wease and ever since then he's had a great relationship.

• Vos: "I think I've had a great relationships with all radio. Cus you know why? Because I'M NEUTRAL, I'M A NEUTRAL GUY! I'm a guy who looks out for his family."

• ME: "Not gonna lie, that's frustrated the hell out of me over the years. FAWKIN take a STAND will you?!"

• Vos: "Yeah, the stand is me and my fucking family and what I got to do to get ahead."

Hahaha Vos just admitted he's only on Afternoon Hits with Pendulous Tits to help his career.

Oqie goes further autistic immediately after the previous quote:

• ME: "You got a new CD, Rich Vos 5, I see."

• Vos: "Yeah it's gonna come out in two weeks on iTunes."

• ME: "Vury cool, how do they get this?"

• Vos: "Well in two weeks, it's gonna be on iTun-"

• ME: "Your mom died?"

• Vos: "Yeah"

• ME: "How long ago?"

• Vos: "We talked about it..."

Yet another deflection by Oqie.. delaying the behind the scenes talk for a few more minutes.

Highlight:

• Vos: "Switzerland's gotta do what Switzerland's gotta do to stay Switzerland." He NAILS it without a single slur. This is SHOCKING to seasoned listeners. Of course Oqie has to try to get him

• ME: "SCHWIZTZERLAND? You wanna try to say that a little more? A little saliva and then.. where was I? Are you paying attention?"

• Vos: "YES! You were ranting."

• ME: "I'm not, I wasn't ranting!" Yes you were, Greggy.

• ME: "In the hallway, I felt like I had to talk to Jimmy cus he got the wrong information. 'Jimmy, here's the deal, I like doing radio with you, but I also like doing radio without you. And maybe we can figure something out, I don't know.' And that was the last time we ever talked about any of this shit then fast forward and I was BLINDSIDED that I'm leaving the morning show. And they wanted M^EEEE to make it look like it was MY idea. WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT?!"

• Vos: "I would. I would spin it out there to look like, because the mutants out there, if you spun it to make it look like, "hey, ya know, I feel like doing afternoons" and you HAVE talked about doing afternoons during your show with him and if you go hey I-"

• ME: "What do you mean I talked about doing afternoons? Because this keeps coming up."

• Vos: "You HAVE talked about it during the radio and other times."

• ME: "I-I-I-I-I-I-I had no desire to go back to the afternoons though. I'm sure if it was brought up, maybe I'd think about it for a second. But it wasn't a real possibility. I got (Bam's) kids that I got to be! I'm lucky I get to be home with them most of the day. Now it's all sorts of fucked up!

• Vos: "You'll see your kids, don't worry. I.. listen-"

• ME: "And look, I gotta keep saying this because I know how people spin EVERY.. FFFAWKIN.. thing. I'm not doing a 'woe is me', I'm just telling you. If you had the chance to do mornings or afternoons and you got two small kids in school, which would one would you pick, Rich Vos? Be honest!"

• Vos: "Me? Personally.."

• ME: "YES!"

• Vos: "See, it's a-"

• ME: "If you had a chance to see your kids more, wouldn't you want to keep that going?"

HOLY FUCK, LET THE MAN ANSWER A GOD DAMN QUESTION YOU SHIT TITS..

Kiddie talk sh^uuuure

• Vos is basically says, "I don't get to see my kids as often as I'd like to because I have to be on the road to make a certain amount of money so Bonnie has to be there with Rayna, I get to see her but believe you me, she-"

• ME: "I get it, when I was growing up I didn't get to see my dad until 7:30 at night. I get it, I got a very easy life. And so I don't want this to be spun. BUT, everything is relative. If you get the chance to continue staying home and be with your kids.. OR basically saying well, ya know, uhh, I'll drop you off at school at 8 o'clock and now I'm not gonna see you until 6:30/7 at night, it SUCKS. It's all relative."

• Vos: "You want me to ans-"

• ME: "Now, if I didn't have kids, maybe this would make a little more sense. I DON'T KNOW."

• Vos: "This is what I would do. In life - can I give my opinion on things? Do you like it, even though you won't agree? - I think you go do Anthony's podcast and bury the hatchet and see where that leads because people get divorced and get back together and have even a stronger thing. It happens all the time."

• ME: "Starting O^OOOVEEER. I pick my songs carefully!"

YOU DELUDED FUCK. YOU SAID HALF AN HOUR AGO YOU PICKED THAT SONG BECAUSE "the guys upstairs/down the hall/wherever else you want to say they work because you're loyin awright" SAID YOU WERE GOOD AT STARTING RADIO SHOWS ALL OVER AGAIN.. NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE PLANNING TO GET BACK WITH ANT HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'VE CONTRADICTED YOURSELF SO MANY TIMES IN THE FIRST SEGMENT I WANT TO SUCK PECKAHS.

• Vos: "It happens all the time. And.. what the fuck.. You go fucking.. Here, I'll give you an example. Can I give you an example?"

• ME: "Yes."

• Vos: "Listen, you got a genius here today. Take advantage of it. I've had fall outs with clubs, right, where it was NOT my fault in any possible way..."

• ME; "More about you, go ahead."

• Vos: "I'M GIVING YOU A FUCKING EXAMPLE. IT'S ME AND YOU IN HERE."

• ME: "Paul, can we change the graphic to the 'Rich Vos Show'?"

• Vos: "Listen, it's me and you in here. I'm trying to help you! YOU'RE FUCKING DAMAGED. YOU'RE FUCKING DAMAGED!"

• ME: "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?"

I.. I don't think I can do this anymore.. He's so god damn hateable in every imaginable way.. His stuttering, his rhetorical crutches, his deflection, the phony tough guy routine and cursing..

Okay, back in. We're literally listening to Greggshells cracking, hopefully for good.

• Vos: "In any relationship, two people are right, two people are wrong. And I said this to Bonnie, and it's just my fucking dumb opinion, but I'd go do Anthony's podcast, bury the fucking hatchet, move on. But, even if you don't get back together, that's one less resentment you have in life and people's resentments are what kill people."

• ME: "W-W-W-WWHAT RESENTMENT DO I HAVE?!" (well, aside from this conspiracy delusion, several)

• Vos: "Whatever you have, y-"

• ME: "I WORK THROUGH SHIT!"

• Vos "(STUNNED)........... you work through shit?"

• ME: "I'VE WORKED THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT!"

• Vos: "All right, with who? Dr. Wiklund? hahahahhahaha. Who, who do you work shit through? Do you go to therapy?"

• ME: "YES I DOOOOO!"

• Vos: "No you don't!...... do you really....?!"

• ME: "Way to know your pal!"

• Vos: "I don't go to therapy, you go to therapy? How many days a week?"

• ME: "Oh I don't kn.. uh-uh-uh-uh-uh it's it's it's..."

• Vos: "HAHAHAHAHA.. yeah.. you go therapy..."

• ME: "Nnnn...no. How many days a week? Why would you do it more than one day a week?"

• Vos: "Oh, you go one day a week?"

• ME: "Yes... Or I'm, or I'm on the phone."

• Vos: "For real? O^ohhhh. I didn't know that." (in an "everything-suddenly-makes-sense voice)

• ME: "Well how bout you FUCKING HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME?"

• Vos: "It's pretty hard when I can't get on the phone with you!"

Limit 2, going 3

We're less than 6 months from him being found face down in a hot tub. Just hang in there.

lol and amazingly it was Anthony who saved it.

Bennington has been playing the long game this whole time

we heard you

It's weird to think of Ant as the mediator, I always saw Jim as the level headed one who'd bridge the gap and bring them back together.

"Howie.. Roll down the window. I want to make amends."

You're a fucking hero. So glad I don't have to listen to the show

I am jealous of all your free time.

Sir, you're a saint. When you blow your brains out from listening to this horseshit, we should start a kickstarter to pay for your funeral.

Wait, did Opie really say:

"This isn't a 'woo' is me, I'm not a, I'mI'mI'm not a vv-vv-v-victim, I'll be just fine, yes, of course, I got a great life, I really do. But I don't appreciate being coMPLEtely blindsided by this whole thing."

I am now sure that part of the reason he got bitched out was his usual negotiating tactics that Ant was pissed about. Bc he lacks self-awareness he played the same tune of I'm not signing unless ..and Sirius called his bluff by making it a Jim and Sam show. Then Tits scrambled for whatever they were offered to give to him and this is the result.

edit: Thank you for your service!