Ok. I give up. Please tell me what's going on with Sam's face.

10  2016-10-03 by KiraYoshikagay

31 comments

Sam Harambe Roberts

Nothing. He's just a twinkish neanderthal. That's how they age.

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I realized I was looking at a parody twitter account and completely fell for it. I hate myself. Sorry to bother yall.

What a dumbass.

There are at least 3 other dolts just like you here. You guys could form a band.

you must be new here, photoshop is our strongest weapon.

You have zero excuse for even mildly thinking those pictures were real. I'm surprised the Adult Learning Center doesn't have Twitter unblocked in the first place.

Sometimes I had to look at the real Sam to unsee that monstrosity.

Looks like Antonio Silva's head on Howdy Doodie's body

Stealing a radio timeslot is so easy, a caveman could do it

Nigga's jaw is growing

That HGH they gave him as a child will fuck a nigga up.

Yeah, but he got a 14 inch peckah out of the deal.

He had to take hormones to grow. That means his balls don't work. He's probably back on the juice because he's trying to knock up his chick. If this is the case I'm hoping for some roid rage neck snapping followed by a long prison sentence.

Mulatto people start to look more simian as they age. Like Obama and Joe Cumia.

Harsambe

He seriously looks like he might have acromegaly in his head.

All joking aside, that is not normal

I'm not joking.

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That's what happens when mommy and daddy agree to give u growth hormones at the age of 13 or whenever he said he took them.

Mixed people are either pretty attractive and have features which blend together harmoniously. Or they come out like sam.

Why the long face?

His mom died.

I wonder if Sam is the real Rocky Dennis?

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Rocky Roberts in the morning. 6-10

The space between his lip and the bottom of his nose is unnaturally long. Probably 1.75x that of a normal homo sapien.

I think the size of is his head is rather alarming as well

All those McNuggets are going straight to his chin.

I'll bet you this is because he took a bunch of growth hormone so young.

THAT IS SAM HARAMBE ROBERTS MUTHAFUKKA

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Because of Sam's parents giving him HGH his cock is either tiny or huge, I doubt there's any in betweener weiner.