He would routinely wake his wife up in the middle of the night, “just to tell her about the jokes he had come up with.” After some time, his wife suggested writing those jokes down instead of waking her.
What an ungrateful cunt.
Here are a few more gems, as reported by the BBC’s David Robson:
Q: How do you cure hunger?
A: Step away from the buffet table.
He was fucking hitting home runs too, that killjoy bitch.
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4 Blues_Jews 2016-10-02
What an ungrateful cunt.
He was fucking hitting home runs too, that killjoy bitch.
1 ShetUp 2016-10-02
Tss
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1 CivilianConsumer 2016-10-02
Now this is some hard hitting snooze
1 DerpalSherpa 2016-10-02
All of reddit is brain damaged. I can read 90% of top level comments as Chip and make fawkin' homeruns.
0 DaveNone 2016-10-02
69 years old and writing bad jokes? Hmmmm so Colin Quinn finally went and got the help he needed?
Just kidding. Everyone loves Colin.