This man comes up and slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

52  2016-10-01 by Phantas_Magorical

27 comments

Wonder why the slapped ass couldn't have been mine.

I would say, hey that guy knows jerry seinfeld.

You mean he knows JERRY SEINFELD

No, he means (((Jerry Seinfeld)))

"How's it going Jer?"

I'd be too concerned that he was going to push me into a codeine overdose to care.

Hey kids, Colin Quinn here to talk to you about something new that's going around- it's called Tylenol, T3, hot n fuzzy, sizzurp, crystal Ty, hot Ty..

You can still participate in rock and roll related activities without T3.

pat myself for my autograph pen, speechless that CQ acknowledged my presence. He signs a napkin i found on the floor "keep not giving a care kid", then he walks out with my girlfriend.

I would knock him out, tough guy. I would knock him out.

Kiss him on his ass cheek.

Orally prep him and enjoy my cucking.

Track 1 on the 1st CD he's holding.... I fucked BMG and Columbia house out of dozens of CD's and my credit never got fucked because I was 15.

Damn that gave me a flashback. I ordered a bunch of CD's when I was 13 through columbia. I called up the company and told them I was underage and they just dissolved the debt amt.

I can hear his cigarette voice through the picture.

I would really give him the business. And by business I mean the end of a shotgun. But anyway...

Give him a high five and tell him how Tough Crowd was so good and they need to bring it back.

Followed by a stare at the floor and a awkward silence.

go away Keith. nobody wants you here.

Sir, from where I am standing, that is a physical impossibility.

I'd scold my girlfriend for lack of manners if she didnt respond with the utmost respect and enthusiasm for this man's kind gesture/grope.

Laugh and befriend that maniac

I'd ask him how the rewrite for Crocodile Dundee is coming.

Bend over and spread my ass and submit to the superior alpha male.

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congratulate her

CQ looking like the Butler from The Nanny trying to be hip.

Thank him.

You can still participate in rock and roll related activities without T3.