I hate that he steals the John Candy bit from Planes Trains and Automobiles. He thinks he's so deep. But hearing him say he's the real article at the end is always too much, coming from one of the biggest phonies to ever speak into a microphone.
If he had any confidence in himself and these videos, he would stop disabling comments. But....he knows.
I actually think there's something wrong with him. Not in a "shoot up your workplace" sense, but he's genuinely not in the same reality. The kind of guy who can function just fine (clearly, he's still employed by SXM), but truly lacks any awareness.
"He is my pick me up, harry (Opester) plans to stay" - (The singer says this line so I think of it from my perspective rather than the Opester's, like hating Opie is my pick me up and he'll always have a show because it's all he knows, forever giving me something to laugh at and hate.)
"I'm not changin"
I can't get enough of my shitty retweets" (Not sure if he's saying "Retweets")
"I like me, cause I'm the real article
I think he might be so delusional, his projections onto a lame character almost sound like self awareness.
Opie wants nothing more than a successful youtube video. After many desperate attempts that drew up nothing but pure hatred, he then simply made another shit video, only this time he claims that the point is for people to hate it.
He was shit at something, so he literally made it his goal to be shit. It's the most successful he has felt in over 10 years.
I think, my friends, we have all just witnessed the actual first appearance of "the Psycho". No way this person is sane. I actually fear for his family's safety.
Holy shit, I am experiencing unbelievable douche chills over here. This is the kind of video someone makes before going on a massive killing spree. Does Opie own guns?
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42 PoopyPantsJesus 2016-10-01
This is a multi millionaire in his 50's.
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32 Lyle_Chippers0n 2016-10-01
Opie is more autistic than anyone who posts here.
9 Thomas_Daly 2016-10-01
Not me he isn't.
20 PretzlKing 2016-10-01
I hate that he steals the John Candy bit from Planes Trains and Automobiles. He thinks he's so deep. But hearing him say he's the real article at the end is always too much, coming from one of the biggest phonies to ever speak into a microphone.
If he had any confidence in himself and these videos, he would stop disabling comments. But....he knows.
Above all else, REAL.
2 breadmoccasin 2016-10-01
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a fantastic movie. I'd never begrudge it.
But if it's the deepest fucking work of art in the world to someone, much less a man old enough to have grandchildren, well, dang.
1 PretzlKing 2016-10-01
Oh, I totally agree. I love the movie, but just roll my eyes when he quotes Candy's monologue.
17 twinkskc 2016-10-01
Love how he steals Edgar's voice, what an unoriginal piece of shit
18 PrisonOfGlass 2016-10-01
We call that "parallel thinking" in the biz.
7 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-01
I wouldn't know about that, I'm just a civilian.
7 vadermonkey 2016-10-01
Synergy that shit up, bitch
15 Tom_Stall 2016-10-01
Please, whoever did it before, put a cock in every single one of his mouths.
6 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-01
No need, it's implied.
6 Tom_Stall 2016-10-01
There is very much a need.
4 carribbeanjimmy 2016-10-01
Maybe of different ethnicities?
14 TweetsOfDoom 2016-10-01
Fucking asshole has Alpaca teeth.
12 russelldalrymple 2016-10-01
I actually think there's something wrong with him. Not in a "shoot up your workplace" sense, but he's genuinely not in the same reality. The kind of guy who can function just fine (clearly, he's still employed by SXM), but truly lacks any awareness.
Hopefully Dr. Steve can offer some insight.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2016-10-01
There's a buildup of fluid in the tissue.
8 LeVampire1992 2016-10-01
Imagine his wife explaining to the kids what it is "dad" is doing in the bathroom
14 kevin121312 2016-10-01
skateboarding?
0 MonsteRain 2016-10-01
If nothing else, hopefully the kids learn from their father how to treat someone when they're in the bathroom.
3 whatisthishere 2016-10-01
It does look like he is going in the bathroom, locking the door, and doing this embarrassing character. It looks crazy.
8 deyterkyerjerb 2016-10-01
Why do i feel like he is whispering while he does this so his wife doesn't hear?
same with all these other cryptic stupid vids
8 TriangleDimes 2016-10-01
Remember, this is Opie trying to prove to everyone that he can be a comedic personality on his own.
8 aaron91325 2016-10-01
Member when Opie sucked the black dick? I remember.
4 justchippinyaaaa 2016-10-01
I member
6 Raptoroo 2016-10-01
"These fawkin youtoob coments, they're fawkin brutal"
"Think what you want about me, I'm not changing"
"What you see is what you get"
"He is my pick me up, harry (Opester) plans to stay" - (The singer says this line so I think of it from my perspective rather than the Opester's, like hating Opie is my pick me up and he'll always have a show because it's all he knows, forever giving me something to laugh at and hate.)
"I'm not changin"
I can't get enough of my shitty retweets" (Not sure if he's saying "Retweets")
"I like me, cause I'm the real article
I think he might be so delusional, his projections onto a lame character almost sound like self awareness.
6 MonsteRain 2016-10-01
"Comments are disabled"
5 DryTeeth 2016-10-01
I love how he disables comments on all his YT videos now...the comments are genuinely hurting him.
5 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-10-01
You would think he would spend some of his money to fix those god damn teeth. Fucking hell
4 HudsonMargera 2016-10-01
Christ on a bike....What the holy fuck did I just watch?
Does he consider this his victory lap for signing?
4 [deleted] 2016-10-01
"Sir, you're panicking"
4 Eric_Veldman 2016-10-01
Why the fuck would you link to his youtube channel? I just gave him a view and cant take it back now.
4 fervt 2016-10-01
I hope he gets a DCMA for use of the song.
3 PassProtect15 2016-10-01
jesus christ
3 [deleted] 2016-10-01
This is like someone took a recut from this sub and removed every redeeming quality.
3 maccamcfc 2016-10-01
These is a man having a breakdown.
3 BradStorch 2016-10-01
This is heartbreaking. The man needs help. If so then God be with him.
3 kevin121312 2016-10-01
someone tweet this to artie. he's sure to think it's comedy gold.
3 SubjugateThoseHoes 2016-10-01
Opie wants nothing more than a successful youtube video. After many desperate attempts that drew up nothing but pure hatred, he then simply made another shit video, only this time he claims that the point is for people to hate it.
He was shit at something, so he literally made it his goal to be shit. It's the most successful he has felt in over 10 years.
3 jokopolis 2016-10-01
Dude say what you want about Opie but he keeps the people talking......
-people that deserve to be set on fire
3 Jesus_balls 2016-10-01
Holy fuck dude this is pure cringe.
3 VirtuaMcPolygon 2016-10-01
I still think bizzaro Opie was Opie. He really has a bit of psychosis going on.
2 Phantas_Magorical 2016-10-01
Lmao he must've been laughing his BALLS off making these!!
2 not_AIDS 2016-10-01
It's Bobo Chipperson.
2 Negative_Rampart 2016-10-01
I finally understand how women develop munchausen by proxy syndrome. Poor Lynsi.
2 ants-ponytail 2016-10-01
unfunny psycho
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1 RacistPigeon 2016-10-01
I think, my friends, we have all just witnessed the actual first appearance of "the Psycho". No way this person is sane. I actually fear for his family's safety.
1 Clivepwnens 2016-10-01
I'm really starting to think opies existence is turning into a David Lynch movie.
1 Clibanarius 2016-10-01
https://vid.me/xCbD
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1 FitLikeArtieLange 2016-10-01
Holy shit, I am experiencing unbelievable douche chills over here. This is the kind of video someone makes before going on a massive killing spree. Does Opie own guns?
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-6 Mr702law 2016-10-01
I actually laughed at that. In a weird way
-2 michaeIcolestie 2016-10-01
I liked it. Put a smile on my face. A little self awareness goes a LONG way
18 PrisonOfGlass 2016-10-01
We call that "parallel thinking" in the biz.
6 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-01
No need, it's implied.
4 carribbeanjimmy 2016-10-01
Maybe of different ethnicities?