Please bring back Ant, now that fag Opie is gone

210  2016-09-29 by [deleted]

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Bring back patrice. What's he up to these days? Seems kinda quiet..

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"Enough 'hamhing and 'hahhing', we got a purple suit and a big coffin to buy." -Dave Attel

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Oh dear. I regret to inform you, but Patrice was shot to death in Ferguson Missouri.

NO...HE'S DEAD! VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE, POOR POOR, NEGRO. :(

Won't hear him no more.

He's with the worm(s).

Sam, too.

Seems kinda quiet..

Fuck, I lost it

Ant shot him.

He's dead. Mostly worms right now.

oh literal ___

Tss hes DIEting so heart he looks like the Fukkin GRIM REAPER dvv dvv dvv dvv dvv dvvv

Bad news bro..

This

Even if it's 1 day a week that'll be great

Ant Fridays

Black Fridays

WOP'em out Wednesday's

Heeeeeres Guinea!

OH FUCK

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Mulatto Mondays?

Fri-ed Ants

Hump Day with Homeboy.

I LOVE THE IDEA OF ANT FRIDAYS

TGI(A)F

Am I right gang?

No nigger Fridays

One nigger Fridays

Looks like Sam gets a long weekend

He'll probably be down at chuck-e-cheese lookin for chicks.

Tsss yeah cause he fucks children tsss! Take us out piggie boy!

fawk yeah, tsss i mean he's prolly doin sumptin like dat tsss

Moorish Mondays

Nice terrorist Fridays

Tunisian knife-fighting Tuesdays!

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It's going to be awkward when Jim does tranny jokes and Ant has to pretend he never blew that ladyboy

If only. I think Ant went beyond second base with that plastically titted guy.

Second base is sucking a dick now?

It's gonna be a weird world when my son grows up.

In the BGLT community it must be, right? Pure conjecture of mine though. Ant and Fez are more apt to butt in on the subject, literally.

Please wait till after the election. I like Ant but he's been an insufferable bore lately, I'm tired of him asking every guest: "Where you at with the Trump?"

And he doesn't make it funny. Back in the day he'd do bizarre stuff, like Hillary Clinton in Mars Attacks. That was funny.

The Obama election wasn't funny either. He was so terrified of a black man being in a position of power that it permanently broke him.

Do you really think he'll be more pleasant once Hillary wins the election?

The thing is, I don't think he'd chill out even if Trump is elected. With social media there is enough shit out there where he'll lose his mind about SJW crap & he'll be unfunny defending Trump. Also, being anti-establishment is funnier than being pro-establishment

i don't even know what the fucking establishment is anymore.

Good point, but the way he and the proud boys on his network have been covering this campaign, makes them no different than those faggots 8 years ago chanting "yes, we can". I can and have tolerated Ant when he was frustrated, him having hope is the worst.

Agreed, a frustrated Ant is much better than a hopeful Ant.

Where you at with the Cunt?

Relax. I do have somewhat a semblance of a life.

Oh look at Mr. Caviar on Little Toast over here with his past times and offline relationships.

I like you…your crazy, but I like you.

Trying to resurrect the past would be foolish of Jimmy, it's time to move on. Both Opie & Anthony are currently shells of their former selves (although I guess Opie always sucked but still), if Jimmy was smart he'd be lobbying his ass off to all comedians to constantly do the show. Like 3 good comedians a day just bullshitting, nothing more & nothing less then I believe Jimmy would be successful.

No, Jimmy even said today that having comedians on every day was an Opie thing because there was no chemistry between he and Jim. When discussing it yesterday, Jimmy said it best when he said Anthony was able to just be funny having a normal conversation and had talent and that even he (Jim) is good in that context because he can fire off one liners. He said specifically, "Anthony could talk about working on HVAC for an hour and it was interesting". Frankly the dynamic of all three of them was what worked, but Jimmy and Anthony would be a good show. Jimmy's spots on Ant's network have pretty much proven that.

Sam could easily fill in for Opie's dynamic in the old show formula. Plus he genuinely has fun, unlike ol' Hooters McGuilicutty. It would work pretty well

If you are going to hypothetically rebuild the Jim-Ant dynamic and replace Tits with Curls, you've got something, potentially. But it could also suck donkey balls compared to the golden era if you get political Ant and the same neurotic wormy Morton.

Still, we got nuttin now, so perhaps I would subscribe to this new Hoboken train station situation.

"Hoboken train station situation"

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You make a good point & I agree with you to a certain extent but extreme political Anthony is not fun or funny & that aspect of his personality seems to dominate his thoughts these days & I don't know if he could just turn that off. Also I'm not talking about the same format that Opie had with the comedians I'm imagining a completely different. A show where comedians who Jimmy vibes with sit around & riff for the majority of the show, that was one of the best parts of the show at its peak along with Ant & Jims chemistry but since it's unlikely for an Ant & Jimmy show at least the show could reasonable recapture the era of good comics sitting around & making us laugh.

The thing about Anthony's political rants on O&A was that you did have liberal Opie and moderate Jimmy to counterpoint him. I do agree that he has gone very political, but a lot of that stemmed from them discussing the news (and I am saying this from the standpoint of someone who leans politically to the right of center). Unfortunately the news started to get very identity politics and racial in the last decade. Still, I just want to have the "Hang Out Show" again. At the end of the day, I just want to drive and listen to the guys bull shitting like normal guys do when we hang out.

I'm not opposed to Anthony coming back at all, I'd love to see what would happen but I truly think that's an impossibility at this point. I don't think SXM wants him in their building let alone on the payroll. It seems that we're both wanting the same "Hang Out Show" again & I think that one way it might be accomplished is by getting a solid roster of funny comics that get along & can all riff well together. I'm not talking about having the same guys on day after day but a steady rotation of hilarious people who show up 2 or 3 times a month.

It's not fun. It's not funny...

Im glad u caught that

You mean like a hang?

Hmmm…

Agreed. Anthony would be great on the phone every once in a while but but if he becomes a part of the show it will ruin what could be a new glorious thing of Jim and Sam.

SAM: "Captain Jimmy, what should we do?"

JIMMY: "UNLEASH. THE. VOS."

SAM: "....sir??"

JIMMY: "PEKKAHS. SSSST."

Ant is still Ant when he isn't worried about managing a show. Give him a good 1st mic (and Sam is more than adequate for this) and he'll be fine.

A year ago I would have agreed with your statement a 100% but what I've observed with Ant in the last year & that retarded 'compound' I don't know if there's ever gonna be a coming back for Ant.

And keep the channel named Opie Radio.

Formally change it to OpieRaqio

Baldopie Raqio

I smell HASH TAG.

Would Jim have control over the phone lines? I liked when Rogan attempted to get him into the studio on that off day, that would've been incredible.

What about Bob Kelly? Worm, perm and the sperm whale.

I totally agree. Anyone know somebody in HVAC, preferably in Long Island?

and make Opie take over at TACS

He'd finally have to pay Eastside Dave.

Ant back with Jimmy and letting Sam drive while jumping in with his smarmy, needling, jackass, narcissistic jokes where he ends up getting pummeled by Jim and Ant is exactly what we need.

Sam is on top of pop culture stuff and news, so he brings new material consistently.. but unlike Tits, Sam can also then participate in the conversation.

Every O&A "best of" moment I can recall hearing had either Ant or Jimmy, and more often than not, both. Make the magic happen again, cawksuckas

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At this point why? The reason he was fired is ancient history by now. No one would care.

And please bring back master po, the guys need new security personal because egg head Kenny is an opie guy.

Kenny goes on the road with Jimmy

Anthony is not allowed into the building. He will not be hired. Ever. The fact he think he has a chance is so cringy

Agree. its has been 2 years and shit should be forgotten. Well.. There is the abusing women thing. But who cares.

And the tranny thing. ;)

Which we welcome

BECAUSE IT'S <CURRENT YEAR>

They need to bring bobo back as well. He makes Jim angry.

Your not getting the golden days back, even the year before he left was not great, so even if they decided to allow a racially divisive women beater back it will likely suck

Why so he can just yell at imaginary black people while Jim and Sam try to give us funny?

They could bring back Anthony back, only if they do the show outside, in front of the Sirius's doors.

We need to send SiriusXM serious emails telling them how much we like the show now that opie is gone, and how much we like Jim and Sam together. Also tell them that they need to bring Anthony in for 3rd Mic. I will be sending an email every day

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I would be interested to see Artie Lange come through and tell the same stories he always does on everything.

I love how Anthony is finally playing it cool on twitter. Now it's his turn.

With Sam's ascension, I think they need to have Scorch in studio once a month for a special Weird News segment.

The most glorious thing would be having Scorch with Colin Quinn.

What's weird is I feel like I'm completely done with the show now, I don't really ever plan on listening to these guys ever again.

Cool story Bro.

Nah.

Ant is broken and not salvageable.

i disagree, he can definitely still be funny.

even if it's the same old jokes and references, it's not like jimmy has evolved anymore than ant has over the years and we generally still enjoy him; when there's a competent navigator (sam) leading the way.

ant just isn't great on his own because he steers the ship in political and racial waters and that shit is just boring. i think thrown in a room with sam and jim there'd be some great results, though that may take some time.

didn't you see his Dicesis bit?

You say that without hitting him a few times with a baseball bat to reset his mind. Hell, have Eastside Dave do it so Ant can 'reset' his brain as well.

This can happen with a bit of luck and extreme violence.

Bring back Bobo and Sandy Cane.

Let Ant die on the vine.

He sucks nowadays any way.

I feel everyone forgot how he tried to ruin our Panera Bread location.

He sucks on his shitty show with video and bad guests. He was great on the radio.

They're both washed up hacks.

That why u get no woman and u alone Hahahaha u sad crap fat child

Good one.

Fri-ed Ants

WOP'em out Wednesday's

Mulatto Mondays?

He sucks on his shitty show with video and bad guests. He was great on the radio.

Hump Day with Homeboy.