Too bad Opie wasn't at Hoboken Terminal this morning

6  2016-09-29 by RamonFrunkis

Really could have used his skills as an anchor to slow that train down. But mostly just wanted him to be catastrophically injured.

If any of you peckahs died this morning, leave a reply so we know you're okay.

4 comments

Insert car crash sound

Fuck you. This is a hilarious post

Would have been 10/10 if he had just stuck to the first sentence.

Second sentence sells it.