Does he just wake up and drive to the aquarium wtf

LOL. I think he goes there to calm down. It reminds him of being a kid and takes his mind off the mess of his life. He's clearly there alone too. He truly is a child at heart. And mind.

He wants to be a fish, because fish don't have tits.

Did you ever think about what water is?

He wants to be a fish because fish don't get lonely.

He's the Michael Jackson of SXM. Maybe that's why he hated Uncle Paul so much, didn't he talk about how weirded out he was about his daughter's vagina or something? Fucking bitch ass mark ass strawberry blonde queen sitting on some aquarium bench with his sandwiches in a cement bag.

He's doing research on the age old question: What is water?

And, what is in salt water that means you can't drink it?

The bit about him telling everything to really think about water makes me wish he would drown.

Which aquarium is he at? He's bound to make the next one on turtles cuz he's so slow to sign or not sign the contract. Let's send our army to his aquarium and tape him. Title the video - just a video of mammaries.

Riverhead. and yes they have turtles. I was there recently and is is quite depressing and lonely during the week

Cause Riverhead is fucking shithole. Doesn't he live in the city? The fuck is he doing over 1.5 hours East to make gay videos bitching about everyone who kept him afloat (another water-based joke) over the past 15 years.

not sure. someone said he has a house in the Hamptons. I think he still has family out here too. He probably took the kids out here or something. His wife is not going to let him hang around the house all day. Anyway, this is pretty much it for attractions this time of year in Suffolk. He has plenty of time on his hands now so I guess he needs to get out of the house. Home all day with him? His wife will leave him in a year and take a good cut of his Sirius-XM money

Great point, forgot about the Hamptons estate. And that's true, there's Splish Splash too, but eh.

The Mrs is totally cool hanging alone I'm sure haha.

He may hang in the City for a year waiting for XM or terrestrial to call, after he accepts he has done his last broadcast he will retire quietly to Long Island. I expect he was good with his money so if he paid off both the NYC and LI property he can sell the NYC place and retire on LI. No reason to raise kids in NYC unless you make full use of what NYC has to offer. Restaurants, culture, Broadway, sports, events ect. Tits doesn't even roller blade anymore so why stay?

these videos are hilarious. it's like he knows he's not getting money from sirius so he's trying to cash in on youtube

He's trying to find things saltier than his tears

If it's true that he got an offer and rejected it, he's finished.

Nah. He's signing & gonna go with some bullshit "We just did get it done" nonsense.

And in 5 years he'll consider it a masterstroke.

Masterdope

I hope has one of those

Looks like he thinks "Lambchops" is a thing now. He'll use it 5 or 6 more times before we embarrass it out of him. He'll also probably delete these videos by the end of the week. Faggot.

GIVE YOURSELF A BELL

I like that Lambchops is dangerously close to a euphemism for breasts.

All of his videos don't allow comments anymore. He even removed them from some older videos like the Harry Hater video he posted last night. He knows that everyone but a few safe space fags on twitter despise his existence.

He posted on twitter acting like he was surprise the comments were disabled. He said he would re-enable the comments, of course that was a lie.

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I love how he uses you tube for these silly updates and not Twitter or Facebook. I'm convinced he does so because it's the only platform that allows him to make a dime or 2 off the updates #cheapo

No, it's the only medium where he can completely silence any responses.

he can also disable comments so the haters don't say mean things

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If you smell shit everywhere you walk, it's time to check under your own shoes

A rare frrunkispiration.

got a foot thing on my foot

I really really hope that Sirius XMs research on Opie & Jimmys popularity involved them checking out this sub-reddit :P

I can guarantee you that Sirius xm execs have read and are reading this sub.

Yeah the thing Reddit doesn't get is that PR people definitely READ this stuff for feedback, they just don't dedicate time to manipulating places like Reddit.

Some intern had the job to scour the sub and provide a summary.

I'd love to read that report!

"A post saying that Opie has tits got 14 upvotes but someone called that person a nigger lover."

"Another poster linked to some of our On Demand content and 'This Sherrod guy makes me glad we put abortion clinics in predominately Black areas.'"

"On a positive the 70s on 7 DJ is getting a lot of positive buzz."

I hope it was some super sensitive blue hair

definitely. ant and jim read the sub daily. don't know about the opes

what a fucking moron. if he thinks hes getting the money he got with jim and ant carrying him, hes mistaken. hell re-sign and have one last really sad contract or this may finally be it. either way, its going to be fucking hilarious.

For somebody who obsesses over his youtube channel and wants to go viral, he really has no clue how to film, edit or produce youtube videos. Does he not watch these videos back and make adjustments? Does he just film it and hit upload immediately?

Sadly they are edited. You can see the obvious cuts.

I wish they were on his wrists.

"...you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fuckin' with you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps."

Nah botherman. I'm pretty fawkin' far from okay.

"You lost all your SXM privileges. Understand?"

why is he sulking? why can't he just do his own show? how can a woman stay married to this bitter buffoon-child?

He has inflated self worth. As do all delusional dopes.

He doesn't wanna do a show with Jimmy, but he doesn't want anyone else to do a show with him either. He's a teenage girl.

Sirius wants to cut his pay. He wants a raise.

All of his sponsored shows are being cancelled on 202 as well. It does not bode well for the Opester.

I hate how he hallmarks his shitty videos like he's M.C. Escher. State of you, mate.

Woke up to an offer from Sirius XM to stay, and I wrote back and rejected the offer. I would entertain an offer to stay at Sirius, but it's gotta be right. At this point, it's not right. Aaaaaaand, they've also told me I'm running out of time.

"Well, better head on down to the aquarium, show them my Season Pass for free entry, and film seahorses on my phone! I am a smart man, and completely not an idiot!"

YES. THE UNIVERSE HAS FINALLY DELIVERED ITS KARMIC PUNISHMENT.

sidebar: seahorses are males with female sexual organs.

So... Jim's favorite animal?

1 - I'm a grown man with a family, I can't believe I'm following this drama.

2 - I'm starting to think this is all some elaborate rouse and he's already signed, maybe for mornings.

How would you feel if one of your kids found your reddit postlog?

I think it's pretty tame, especially for here.

Seahorse seashells. Whos floor is that? Not mine. Never bought no floor, not once, not neva

What is this, seahorse seashell party? Why didn't I get invited, seahorse seahell

Seahorses are cool

Depends on the temperature of the water.

I'm sure he's retreading old videos, dude loves beating dead horses....

This sub absolutely predicted what he was going to do. Whoever posted that he would try to play it off like "No, what they offered me just isn't right" was spot fucking on.

BROTHERMAN IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

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To a different set of digits on the platform that will take the hallowed Opieradio brand with it?

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Sounds like a short wait

You just know Opie would say "seahorse" in an annoying manner.

See-HOARSE!

Another mysterious message from the SiriusXM $1m Contract Fugitive.

He's going to have a new video sponsored by Smith and Wesson, and Servpro soon.

He didn't get an offer. I think he's lying. I hate him.

Those sea horses are far more intelligent than their commentator.

So what's the significance of the seahorse here? Is opie the seahorse?

If he's going to use these gay metaphors, there should be some consistency in the theme.

Male Seahorses are the more direct parent and also give birth. So he could be saying he's just going to be Mr. Mom now while his wife moves in with Bam.

You're trying to read into it too much. He just needed some moving object to point the camera at so we don't make fun of his bosoms.

its a cuckold thing

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He's out on the east end of long island. That's the Atlantis marina in Riverhead. Could be in the attached hotel...

My neighbor works there. They don't open til 10 looks like he's sweetening up old videos in post.

I will miss his infectious laugh

How long do you think he tried to find scary music suitable for a sea horse?

Great news that he rejected the offer. He should just fuck off to his Hamptons home and spare the listening audience the pain of hearing him talk.

How cute are seahorses, just quietly??

It's a little yellow happy place fluttering around on its little wings.

A desperate, angry man known for dropping hammers is spending his days in an aquarium. What could go wrong?

Disabled comments on the channel hahaha pussy

Tssssss, he should be going to see whores or sumptin'... play with his titties...

OK so he's genuinely mentally ill

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Yeah, your contract is going to have a significantly lower number when you do replaceable radio that's tantamount to all the sacks of shit you jocktobered. What do you expect?

Seahorses are fuckin cool. That is all.

I love how he mumbles at the 24 second mark and says "I'm not allowed to garbled"

you're just driving more views to his video! well, at least we can all do our part and downvote it....it should at least have as many downvotes as views

How great was it during the call yesterday when the caller asked if Opie got a piece of Jimmy's stand-up. Jim's response was I don't get a piece of Opie's youtube money. How he said that with a straight face I'll never know.

I think he was talking about the content that he contributed to. Like Jim on the show clips.

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Pretty cool sea-horse tho.

I wish he'd get ON a seahorse and end up like Christopher Reeves.

That is what happens when you try to out Jew a worm. Also... so, even if its a shitty contract he will just end his radio career? Go fuck your self you no self confident douche.

How much do you think sirius offered him?

1.5 mil over 2 years source: my ass

Opie has a seahorse cock

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I think it's pretty tame, especially for here.

I like that Lambchops is dangerously close to a euphemism for breasts.

GIVE YOURSELF A BELL

All of his videos don't allow comments anymore. He even removed them from some older videos like the Harry Hater video he posted last night. He knows that everyone but a few safe space fags on twitter despise his existence.