See guys, Ant was wrong! Opie has a really good friend!

7  2016-09-28 by DapperDan0979

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This is something a young girl who just got dumped would tweet out. All he's missing is some hastags and emojis.

I was texting with my new boyfriend. He lives in Canada, you wouldn't know him.

What 53 year old person talks like that?

:)

Hahaha.....I saw that, and my first thought was, opie is really down, crying and complaining to an alleged "really good friend". Probably Lynsi, just trying to get him to leave her alone.

He's lying

Hopefully that means he'll stand in front of a tank.

I like it. I was thinking it means infanticiding his daughter.

He really fucked that one up. Should have said something about how his phone has been blowing up for days with support. So much support that he can't reply to everyone and just wants to let them know he appreciates it with a tweet.

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Was he going for Jew Up, as in hiring lawyers? Opies a douche

No, he said he chewed him down!

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Your brothers don't count as really good friends, just say it was your only friend, Brother Weezzzzzzzzzz

Brother Wease?

"Chin up and hands behind your back while you suck, slut."

Safe to say it wasn't Jim Chandler

I hope he gets Chinese cancer

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Why wouldn't I be fine? What? I didn't even react! I don't care.

WE GET IT!

I wish this fag would noose up

Let's read this under a dassabesso lens:

A really good friend of mine told me to "Chin Up". How does one "chin up"? He can't do a chin up because his sandbags keep him grounded like a hot air balloon and "to chin up" isn't a verb.

Finally, how can a real word "chin" get autocorrected to "Chinese"? Call me crazy guys, and lord knows I've done my fair share of wacky shenanigans in my day LOL!!! but.. I think that maybe, just MAYBE the Oqster made this one up..

Tittiboi, comment? : )