How great would it be if Opie pulled a Murder-Murder-Suicide involving Ant, Jim and himself. Maybe we all could finally move onto something productive.
This was underrated. I feel like you had a killer concept but coulda reworked the delivery. I would have gone with "Or like Patrick Swayze in 2009" or something because that's when he died and you could have related that to wobbling peckahs and made it humorous for everyone to enjoy or something.
Patrick Swayze picked a pickled peckah
a pack of pickled peckahs Patrick Swayze picked.
No, I'd like to see him attempt it, but have his first shot ricochet and kill only him. Then his life of fail would be complete, and he will have finally done something funny.
Don't you think he PLANNED all this?
He's going to tell us all about how he planned all this. You'll see.
It was obviously his idea, as a master talent manager, to groom Sam to take his place since day one. Of COOOOURRRRRRSE he planned this all. He knew management was very happy with the direction of the show and wouldn't do what had to be done so HE forced their hand.
It's the ol' alienate-anyone-who's-ever-showed-you-any-affection-whatsoever-until-they-push-you-out-for-the-good-of-the-show. That's the BIT!
Listen, he's been in this business since he was 18. He knows how this business works. Just think of quick he is to share credit with others and eager to help others find other gigs when they start to overshadow shine on the show.
Can't a guy get a little bit of credit? Little bit?
Heh, now we both look like a buncha jerks. But what the hell do I know, I just do a poor job of beating up my alien bodied girlfriend then misplace my goddamn firearm while she films the whole thing on Periscope.
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61 PaulHarghis57 2016-09-28
How great would it be if Opie pulled a Murder-Murder-Suicide involving Ant, Jim and himself. Maybe we all could finally move onto something productive.
44 packitchofsositch 2016-09-28
Nah. Sounds gay.
11 ashakahdhalshf 2016-09-28
back to the pile
-3 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-28
He said "something productive" not "a black dick".
9 Bossman_Spearman 2016-09-28
Nonsense, they produce all the time.
0 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-28
Actually I don't think anyone produces any time.
-2 Opthony 2016-09-28
FTFY
11 DeryDerpette 2016-09-28
I can assure you that the hate we have in our hearts for these men is the only thing keeping us alive.
7 Blues_Jews 2016-09-28
If all three of them died we'd all have to close our laptops and walk into the light like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.
3 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-09-28
Or just Patrick Swayze's ghost
1 Blues_Jews 2016-09-28
This was underrated. I feel like you had a killer concept but coulda reworked the delivery. I would have gone with "Or like Patrick Swayze in 2009" or something because that's when he died and you could have related that to wobbling peckahs and made it humorous for everyone to enjoy or something.
Patrick Swayze picked a pickled peckah
a pack of pickled peckahs Patrick Swayze picked.
1 billiam124 2016-09-28
Nobody who posts here regularly has anything productive to move onto.
0 Turkuleys 2016-09-28
That would be a double murder suicide sir
0 RacistPigeon 2016-09-28
No, I'd like to see him attempt it, but have his first shot ricochet and kill only him. Then his life of fail would be complete, and he will have finally done something funny.
0 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-09-28
My portfolio of ways to procrastinate this shitty life away is too diversified to sink with this sub by now.
39 gimmiegimmienow 2016-09-28
His twitter messages are always so cryptic, it is hard to untangle his motives.
16 3stepsbackward 2016-09-28
Holy shit, Opie found Anthony's gun.
Oddly enough, Opie has the psychological profile of someone that would do that - a fallen from grace, narcissistic, insecure, wound collecting creep.
2 FistSmasher 2016-09-28
With mommy problems
2 majestik6 2016-09-28
In all seriousness, you're right on the money. The serial killers profiled on "last podcast on the left" are frequently delusional narcissists.
13 peckaface 2016-09-28
So that's where Anthonys gun went.
1 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-09-28
FUCK!
9 dom6502 2016-09-28
opie is way too big of a pussy to own a gun
12 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-09-28
"They say owning a gun, doesn't make you a man" - Colin Quinn
3 billiam124 2016-09-28
Takes a tough guy to fill out paperwork at Cabela's...
9 bonniesretardsister 2016-09-28
See, that's how you do a funny fake Opie tweet, faggots.
7 SumEdv2 2016-09-28
Has someone messed with 'The Psycho'??
3 MedicatedHead 2016-09-28
You gotta get the font right.
2 fashanoo 2016-09-28
It's real, dumbass mispelt Tomorrow.
2 grizwald85 2016-09-28
Ban this slug from the building!
2 10ADPDOTCOM 2016-09-28
Why do you guys all think he's bitter?
Don't you think he PLANNED all this? He's going to tell us all about how he planned all this. You'll see.
It was obviously his idea, as a master talent manager, to groom Sam to take his place since day one. Of COOOOURRRRRRSE he planned this all. He knew management was very happy with the direction of the show and wouldn't do what had to be done so HE forced their hand. It's the ol' alienate-anyone-who's-ever-showed-you-any-affection-whatsoever-until-they-push-you-out-for-the-good-of-the-show. That's the BIT!
Listen, he's been in this business since he was 18. He knows how this business works. Just think of quick he is to share credit with others and eager to help others find other gigs when they start to
overshadowshine on the show.Can't a guy get a little bit of credit? Little bit?
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1 hookahreed 2016-09-28
At least he has good taste in firearms.
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8 hookahreed 2016-09-28
Its a FNH, possibly a Five-Seven or FNX.
Ah hell, what do I know. I just grab my container of coffee and my SCAR 16S and I'm good.
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3 hookahreed 2016-09-28
Heh, now we both look like a buncha jerks. But what the hell do I know, I just do a poor job of beating up my alien bodied girlfriend then misplace my goddamn firearm while she films the whole thing on Periscope.
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1 hookahreed 2016-09-28
I just now got the reference of Karen putting the gun in her underwears.
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1 SallieTomato 2016-09-28
and dont forget the buttered roll & box o' hollow points!
6 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-28
It's a pistol
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1 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-28
thanks
0 IAmBillN 2016-09-28
I'm pretty sure it's an AR-15, guys...
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1 Lord_dougman_W 2016-09-28
Goddamn, I laughed at this way harder than I should've
1 jarjarjelly 2016-09-28
biggest laugh on this sub for a while
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1 bdgallof 2016-09-28
If Ant eats a bullet.... does he pop like a champagne cork?
1 User_Name13 2016-09-28
Hey Opie, deal with it.
1 SirWallaceII 2016-09-28
alright this might be a bit much lol
1 aegrotatio 2016-09-28
Fake posts on reddit are fake.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-28
Someone should report this to the FBI. Sure, it's all fun and games in the beginning, but I for one take such veiled threats very seriously.
0 lolyeahitsme 2016-09-28
I could've been a model!
0 Bandits82 2016-09-28
Opie's got a gun...His whole world's come undone..
1 Zombied77 2016-09-28
opies home..drawin' pictures...of sharks n' guns..wiiiith freckled buns..
-1 packitchofsositch 2016-09-28
The only time Ive ever laughed at an Emilio Estevez line:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Bao8cJqWw&feature=youtu.be&t=55
-1 Wolosocu 2016-09-28
I figured he was RT'ing Ant.
-2 melongtimelurker 2016-09-28
this provokes / incites violence.... wasn't that why Anthony was ultimately fired...
-2 Homan13PSU 2016-09-28
He really posted this?
-3 EastSideDan 2016-09-28
enough of these. they weren't funny before he lost his job, they're not funny now.
-10 greatwhite8 2016-09-28
This CAN'T be real.
26 Purplestahli 2016-09-28
I hope your comment is as fake as the tweet.
10 TakeMeXenu 2016-09-28
It's not fake. I'm seeing it too.
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-09-28
Please tell me you are seeing this too
-15 dave_ohhh 2016-09-28
That is a picture of Jeb Bush's gun...He posted it on Twitter a while back.
20 [deleted] 2016-09-28
Opie stole Jeb Bush's gun? What a PSYCHO!
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-09-28
That's crazy. When did he do this? I haven't seen anything on the news about it.