Whatever happens next, Opie DESERVES a Jocktobering

48  2016-09-28 by [deleted]

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no he deserves to die slowly, alone and penny less than his fat corpse used to keep a few bums trash can fire going on a cold night.

I want to stomp on his stuff when he's homeless.

im not gonna lie that sounds fun, as does making him dance for pennies and laughing at how he smells.

By jocktober, do you mean a noose? Either way, I agree, but the noose seems more fitting.

Don't worry Wease, it's just da haters.... sniff

Hosting a 5000 watt "turn it up and rip off the knob we play what we want because we can" radio station in some shit Nebraska market. Lot's of STP and Spirit Air promos.

FAWK YEAH Opie will once again offer to Get the Led Out and offer Mandatory Metallica. Then impress those hicks with Godsmack stories and that time he met Creed.

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Saaaammmmy!

This is how we'll break sam

Only ant would do it. Jimmy is essentially a good person at heart and wouldn't let it happen on his show. Ant on the other hand. He's already licking his thin sicilian lips

He deserves a crippling year or two of escalating neuroses in his new life 'babysitting' 24/7 with no job, no friends, or any sense of self, (all essential for a wife to respect her man, no?)

He's fine as long as he can watch E! all day.

If Ant or Jim Jocktober opie I will subscribe