Steering the ship into the unemployment office FA LA LA LA LA

77  2016-09-28 by JoeCumiaSr

Double mastectomy FA LA LA LA LA

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Rochester nights fa la la la la
65 a year fa la la la la
Mortgage overdue fa la la la la
Bam's helping out in the la la la la

Callin Terri Clifford with the fa la la la

Me and Brother Wease with the fa la la la

Movin to the sticks with the fa la la la

Egg noodles and ketchup fa la la la

Kids in public school with the fa la la la

Either drop "with the" or "fa".

Dropping hammers in Lake Ontario, fa la la la Bennington turned his back on him, fa la la la Entry pass cancelled, fa la la la la Erock has his office, fa la la la la Right now Roland is farting in his chair, fa la la la

Been doin' this since I was 18 FA LA LA LA

My mom was self-absorbed FLA LA LA LA

Blame my coworkers FA LA LA LA

Everything's come full circle with a LA LA LA LA

Negotiate my way with the LA LA LA LA

Catching fish in my piss socks FA LA LA LA

Make a dramatic video FA LA LA LA

Listen to the words man FA LA LA LA

Edit it together nice FA LA LA LA

I know nothing about good audio LA LA

Fix it up in post, FA LA LA LA

Wish I had kept that dollar, FA LA LA LA

How great would it be if someone showed up today with it asking for their 10K.

Watchin' all the sharks, fa la la la la
Swivellin' the head, fa la la la la
Scorched by Sam with the la la la la
Callin' Brother Wease fa la la la la
Hope he's not dead yet fa la la la la
Never had talent or any la la la la
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Eating lunch out of a cement bag la la la

Stealing Fez's story, Fa la la la

Todd and Opie in the morning Fa La La La

Lynsi's going to divorce me FA LA LA LA LA

Philly crew pretends not to know him, fa la la la

Beach house is foreclosed on, fa la la la la

Lynsi is feeling an itch, fa la la la la

Everyone hates him, fa la la la la

He reinvented himself as homeless, fa la la la

Ant will have him on Homeless Shopping Spree, fa la la la

Alimony and attorney fees fa la la la la

Blondey fucking the shine trainer fa la la la la

Finding apartments on Craigslist fa la la la la

Come pick up your stinky sweats fa la la la la

Won't see the kids fa la la la la

Contract workers dont get unemployment, fa la la la la

Nobody wants to do a show with him, fa la la la la

Has a 7 million dollar apartment to pay for, fa la la la la

Has two kids in private school in NYC, fa la la la la

Gonna be found swinging from his belt, fa la la la la, la la la la.

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Will still say he won fa la la la

Thought he should be hosting a talk show fa la la la

DL, black lives matter...only when it pisses off Jimmy fa la la la

Replaced by a primate with sickle cell anemia fa la la la

Time to pursue that modeling career fa la la la

Only memorable bits were for smashing things or hanging up phones, never for wit fa la la la

Opie's Twilight Attitude fa la la la

shoulda been a bro and stuck up for ant fa la la la laa.

Should've ate the cake, fa la la la la

And Bobby's eatin' all da krill! And Bobby's eatin' all da krill!

You got your krill, you got your barnacles, you got your coffee duuude

Eviction notice duck taped to his front door FA LA LA LA LA

Good bye Trader Joe's hello community food pantry FA LA LA LA LA

Soon turn to alcohol fa la la la la
On the streets before he knows it la la la la
Who's getting cake stomped now? fa la la la la
Nothing left but memories fa la la la la
Suicide soon follows on the la la la la

His wife is running back in to the arms of Bam fa la la la la.

Adam Carolla won't return my calls fa la la la la

Time to call in some favors fa la la la la

Burr let's do another Virus Tour fa la la la la

What do you mean you're busy? fa la la la la

Bobby let's shop around a show fa la la la la

What do you mean you're not interested? fa la la la la

Breuer can I get in on this dad rock thing? fa la la la la

What do you mean you don't think I have any talent? fa la la la la

Lynsi who is this "Rake" who keeps calling you? Fa la la la la

What do you mean you're moving back to Philly? Fa la la la la

Fuck my life. Fa la la la la

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Washing dishes at F.H. Riley's fa la la la

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