This replaced Opie.

93  2016-09-27 by Dennyislife

34 comments

The show's primary brand of humor is insult humor. Against the cohosts, the guests in studio, people in the news, or even random radio shows.

Sam gets, and has always understood that part of that is being the butt of the joke when it's your turn. He understands that tweeting himself in a John Cena shirt won't result in the fans saying nice things about him. He understands that getting legitimately offended and pissed over these mean comments will just make the problem worse, laugh them off and soon it'll be someone else's turn to be the target of ridicule.

That teensy little bit of self-confidence and ability to game the system just got this neanderthal-looking fuck signed to what is likely a very lucrative contract to shoot the shit with Jimmy on the radio.

Sam gets, and has always understood that part of that is being the butt of the joke when it's your turn. He understands that tweeting himself in a John Cena shirt won't result in the fans saying nice things about him. He understands that getting legitimately offended and pissed over these mean comments will just make the problem worse, laugh them off and soon it'll be someone else's turn to be the target of ridicule.

That's basically the long and short of it dude.

I never understood how Opie would get appalled and genuinely hurt in the early days of Twitter when people would call him a fag for posting sunsets and stuff.

Sam brought in the Joon Your M'nt tape, which is easily the most humiliating thing I've ever heard.

He may be doing a shitty overnight show with Jim. Its never been confirmed they're doing mornings. And if you think they signed Sam to a lucrative deal you're kidding yourself. This mongoloid looking twerp would take the garbage out for Sirius he is so needy and desperate to be on the air. Probably gave him a standard 2.5% cost of living increase.

Jimmy won't do nights because of his comedy gig. He LOVES mornings and will most likely stay there.

The morning keeeeeeddd

They made a little inside-knowledge joke about Sam not having to do those (night) shows anymore. Second, Opie said he's done doing morning radio. I have no doubt Sam didnt get a big raise (if any) but the mongoloid looking freak got his morning slot, for sure.

You're a faggot

I agree with what you're saying about Sam, but then why is he such a sensitive queeb on Twitter? He blocked me years ago over a very innocuous tweet and apparently he does that to a lot of people.

His DNA is damaged.

I love the stark contrast between illustrated Sam/bobblehead Anthony and the actual creatures that inspired them.

HE COULD HAVE BEEN A MODEL!

A forehead model maybe.

His forehead should be a baseball bat model.

Hold on hold on How would that work hahaaaa tell us how that would work Hold onnnnnn It's a funny bit, let's do this a lil bit. Jimmy how'd you think this would work

This is great radio, fuckers!

And the world is a better place because of it.

I love that Opie created Sam Roberts and is now replaced by him.

Tsss he's like a franken-sam or sumptin

He is a cartoon character of a human.

Roger from American Dad in one of his costumes to be specific

That's the worst picture of a homo sapien I've ever seen

Victim of the modern age!

his twitter pic looks like huey from the boondocks

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Face for radio.

Voice for silent films.

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I love all this hate.

Looks like Clint Howard fucked Gary Burghoff

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Smaller tits, bigger forehead.

When did Sam become skinny fat? I thought he was always "twink-like"?

Dream come true...

He's better than opie. Like him or not, At least he has his own personality instead of being a sociopathic chameleon.