The Jim and Sam Morning show thread

12  2016-09-27 by Dennyislife

Will this be a full time thing? Will Opie be discussed? Will Sam and Jim admit they want to stick digits in each others poo hole?

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Its sad when people are actually looking forward to hearing Sam do radio because Opie is such a hack.

It's all we have left dammit! After Opie gets put out to pasture at some shitty "keepin it local" channel and Jim found dead bloated with trannycum in a dumpster at The Meatpacking district, we only have non-Antoholic Sadman doing monologues with one laugh per month. Treasure these last dying breaths of radio gold.

Calm down buddy. I know you're excited across the pond but it's only 2:38 am central time here in Missouri and some of us are trying to get some sleep

i've been awake since 4am my time. I've not even started work and i'm on that giddy tiredness stage. I am sorry.

Have you spent the entire night in bed, excitedly muttering to yourself "the Sam and Chipper show, Chipper and Sam show..."?

no only when i was about to cum

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UFC fighters fucking suck on the radio.

but they are fucking beast! fucking savage!!

You gotta love how they bring in The Rock and that dumb whore Katie Nolan onto the UFC show but insist on thinking these guys can carry radio on the regular show.

how dare you, Katie Nolan's a fucking treasure!

Her cunt, ass and mouth are.

trannie or sumthing tss tss triple H why not triple D or sumthing tss tss tss goodfellas why not good chicks with extra gifts or sumthing tss tss transformer why not trannies or sumthing tss tss shotgun why not trannies cum or sumthing tss tss the rock why not rock hard trannie dicks or sumthing tss tss chyna why not transna tss tss stone cold why not tranny dick cold or sumthing tss tss undertaker why not backdoor taker or something tss tss

JIM NORTON: MAH TRANNIES!!!

Jim just took a shot at Opie. When discussing trump interrupting Jim said something like "there's nothing worse than when someone keeps interrupting". Then long pause, small chuckle.

What a catty hen I am. This genuinely makes me happy.

They should just call the show nOpie. Has a better ring than Jim and Sam

Damn the pregame for Morning Harambe starts fucking early

Turned on titradio for the first time in months. Interviewing some UFC bozo. Turned it off in fifteen seconds.

you mean you don't like when UFC lunkheads are in?

Jim: Do you ever get nervous before a fight?

Fighter: Yes, sometimes

Jim: I'd be nervous all the time, but I'm not as manly as you.

Fighter: (light laughter)

Jim fought to keep him on with management. it was the best he could do, an afternoon show. It hurts for Jim. (Smiles)

i've been awake since 4am my time. I've not even started work and i'm on that giddy tiredness stage. I am sorry.

Have you spent the entire night in bed, excitedly muttering to yourself "the Sam and Chipper show, Chipper and Sam show..."?

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