The "Long Island Fancy Man", seen here showing off his hospital green walls, 1991 era cabinets and fridge covered with white trash paraphernalia. The saggy, tattoo-speckled carcass positioned in front of the likely Busch-filled fridge hints at a life free from manual labour and critical thought. Further investigations later conclusively proved this species is a parasite, able to affix its body to another organism in order to sustain itself.
The same way you can call blacks irresponsible savages between beating your girlfriend and laughing about buying a jet ski on credit you couldn't pay for.
He thinks he's fancy, that's cute. Mooching enough money off your brother to be a little bit better off than your other alcoholic degenerate casually racist white trash friends doesn't make you "fancy".
When I think of a 60 year old man, I think of wisdom, a life of accomplishments to look back on, and enjoying the next 10-15 years in peace.
This guy has learned nothing, done nothing original, and fills up his day behaving like an impossibly stupid, racist 15 year old girl.
What a waste of a life. Pretending to be in U2, pretending to be in a biker gang, playing at being a broadcaster, but doing nothing except letting your brother pay your bills.
Jesus, Joe stop looking to everyone else to create an identity.
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15 shickadantz 2016-09-26
The "Long Island Fancy Man", seen here showing off his hospital green walls, 1991 era cabinets and fridge covered with white trash paraphernalia. The saggy, tattoo-speckled carcass positioned in front of the likely Busch-filled fridge hints at a life free from manual labour and critical thought. Further investigations later conclusively proved this species is a parasite, able to affix its body to another organism in order to sustain itself.
11 im_not 2016-09-26
He didn't hate Mexicans until a reality television star told him to.
10 PhilipMarma 2016-09-26
His fridge is infuriating.
10 malvin77 2016-09-26
Joe Cumia is really a person who exists. Amazing.
10 swanal 2016-09-26
You can be a supporter of hardline conservative rhetoric AND living off of another's income
4 Nickbennettc 2016-09-26
The same way you can call blacks irresponsible savages between beating your girlfriend and laughing about buying a jet ski on credit you couldn't pay for.
8 SGFTI 2016-09-26
He thinks he's fancy, that's cute. Mooching enough money off your brother to be a little bit better off than your other alcoholic degenerate casually racist white trash friends doesn't make you "fancy".
8 MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-09-26
Its all a matter of perspective . I bet his friends make jokes about joe eating caviar and flashing 10 dollar bills like a fatcat
5 TheFatMosque 2016-09-26
This guys fawkin good
5 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-09-26
Suffolk county dirtbag
4 WiretapStudios 2016-09-26
Trump head on the fridge, empty head on the shoulders.
3 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-09-26
3 drudrudrudru 2016-09-26
Is this supposed to be clever
0 Sike_Midtown 2016-09-26
I'm a faggot for this, but I kinda think it is.
3 Syphillisdiller1 2016-09-26
Does he even own anything with sleeves?
3 TacoTrots 2016-09-26
Bro, you NEVER wanna cover up the harsh tats!
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-26
60 years old.
1 Nickbennettc 2016-09-26
When I think of a 60 year old man, I think of wisdom, a life of accomplishments to look back on, and enjoying the next 10-15 years in peace.
This guy has learned nothing, done nothing original, and fills up his day behaving like an impossibly stupid, racist 15 year old girl.
What a waste of a life. Pretending to be in U2, pretending to be in a biker gang, playing at being a broadcaster, but doing nothing except letting your brother pay your bills.
Jesus, Joe stop looking to everyone else to create an identity.
What a faggot
3 jarjarjelly 2016-09-26
FUCK THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING UGLY
2 xaway3 2016-09-26
He's a deplorable yet fancy man
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1 stinksskc 2016-09-26
He used the video slideshow with the theme song to open his show once. He's such a faggot fake biker gang nubs
2 Naga_Nooch 2016-09-26
Never listen to the words of a sleeveless man.
2 stinksskc 2016-09-26
Jesus he's a faggot
1 3stepsbackward 2016-09-26
If I didn't know any better, I'd say this man has HIV.
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1 [deleted] 2016-09-26
Wow. I never realized how short he is. Explains a lot.
1 Bloodyshitassrip 2016-09-26
Why in the fuck is there a donald trump serious face on his fridge?!?!?!? 😮🍆