Somebody should tell Patton Oswalt to try a salad every now and again. My god is he a fat cunt.

2  2016-09-25 by chiponmy_shoulder

22 comments

18  3stepsbackward 2016-09-25

He eats salad. The only problem is he smothers them in dressing, much like how he smothered his wife.

9  lsx100 2016-09-25

he looks like those little troll dolls

9  shickadantz 2016-09-25

He really can come off as such a miserable little troll, and not in the fun little angry guy way. He's a sulky, petulant, condescending, elitist douchebag and this comes across in his pics alone without even hearing his whiney, nasally, nagging nerd voice.

2  MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-09-25

A liberal.

7  AntsCamera 2016-09-25

Someone should tell him that murdering his spouse is wrong.

4  FREDERICA_BIMMEL 2016-09-25

Don't worry, it's being investigated by the country's top agency. Justice will be served (along with mozzarella sticks)

5  ShetUp 2016-09-25

His wife croaking was a huge weight loss.

4  OpiesMammogramResult 2016-09-25

That's Chaz Bono.

3  FloppyDonkeyBalls 2016-09-25

He shouldn't of ate his wife

2  misstheolddaysfan 2016-09-25

i dont know why anyone cares how fat a comedian is. unless its like ralphie may fat.

2  xxmikekxx 2016-09-25

or "Bob Kelly fat" when he finally surpasses him next year

1  Proudofyourboy 2016-09-25

His show being canceled is good for 20 more pounds and cheeseburgers

2  YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-09-25

Fatton Oswalt?

2  nazicumfarts 2016-09-25

He has those "I'm going to kill myself soon" eyes.

1  suchanjv 2016-09-25

Very ironic that his funniest standup is him making fun of fat America and KFC

4  xxmikekxx 2016-09-25

Is that ironic or expected? Like "it's very ironic that Chris Rock's most famous bit is about being black"

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1  HANNABALLA 2016-09-25

His neck is all depressed fat roles.

-2  barrruuuch 2016-09-25

He looks like a fat Mel Gibson

3  chiponmy_shoulder 2016-09-25

No he does not

1  barrruuuch 2016-09-25

True

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-5  Billyassman 2016-09-25

Is he shit faced? He looks like he's going to cry.Lets make the babyboy cry...WA wa.I I I ki kil kill killed her.